Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

lisa28115

and then she told the veteranarian she would come back to get her goat after she took her husband to the emergency room.

(true story)

gsheasley

and that's how i found out he was allergic to bleu cheese...

DAMNCHARLIE

and thats why I have tonsof uneaten bagels in my fridge.

AtticusFinch

.. so I'll never say St Patty's again for the sake of my rectal cavity

Jeff92se

and that's how you get fluffy poop

Moeblessings

HAHAHA ^^^ and that's how I know he's regular

sharonucd

at the bar

Darkskinned88

and even when it grew back we havent spoke since

SexyCook

And that's when I started turning heads.....

MrsGoHard

...after it stiffened a bit, it made for a PERFECT noonday snack.

HiKaren

And that's how I didn't meet Billy Idol. Whaaaah :ohwell:

BrookSt_Jane

...and that's how I ended up outside wearing only my bathrobe with the house on fire!!

(also true story!! :noway: )

WickedGarden

...and that's why I shared a hotel room with 2 people I met off some internet forum...it was the time of my life!

CannibalisticVegetarian

.....And THAT'S why I almost choked your nephew...

DAMNCHARLIE

and thats why I think I should have told you I wasnt a lesbian before

iCACTUS

And that's why my bologna has a first name...

msslimann

the dog caused it

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

And, that's why I'm training with Ninjas to kidnap my own family.

sarahbeth73

and thats when i decided pants werent necessary for a walk on the beach..

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

So, you see, that's why you found that body in my closet...

lisa28115

....and that is how the squirrels tail got broken

(true story)

msslimann

that is a true story about the fish catching the leech.

stevewynjones

And thats why I'm now smooth.

NurseCarolyn2014

and THAT'S why I'm back here on MFP

student94

...and that's why you hear dolphin noises.

BCKS

And that's why I have chocolate on my lips.

jsherrill92

and that's when I pulled my pants up.

lickmybaconcakes

And that's how all the fundamental forces interact.

* cues physicists going crazy * :laugh:

Stella_Leigh

...and thats why the first thing I ever learned to say in spanish (Tengo un gato azul en mi pantalones) really IS a useful phrase!

BCKS

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.