Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

msslimann

I have answered that question before.

lisa28115

I DROPPED THE CURLING IRON ON MY ARM

msslimann

It was my first time doing that.

dadoffo

That's how I was taught to insert it.

kealambert

and it was there, on that porch in southeastern Louisianna, that I found my love for checkerboard patterns and drivers' seats.

SnakeDarling

Because I needed the rush, okay?

kealambert

there are no seldom occasions where I don't wear a jock-strap.

felice03

that is exactly where I like it.

kealambert

so, yes, scientifically speaking, there is a God.

billsica

Got to give 110%!

jackpotclown

and that was the second time I got crabs.....

DarthCeltic

it was because of the smell that they thought i only eat asparagus..

rebawagner

...and that's why the words "moist" and "used" gross me out.

and that is when I started laughing!

kealambert

so I got my testicles LAMINATED

johnlatv

and that is why i need to take these pills everyday

DarthCeltic

it was because of her that i learned that no matter what a stripper tells you..




There is no sex in the champagne room... none!

Salamanda425

...and that's why I'm not allowed in Wal-mart anymore!

johnlatv

and that is why i am your dad

thomassd1969

sooooooo thats why I cant get a passport.

lisa28115

...he's just somebody i used to know.

splashangel

and that's how I learned to get out of handcuffs.

ssweet1020

....that is when I see a sray of *kitten* flying acrossed my livingroom!




(the ending to a true story)

gurl0411

and that's why we can't have nice things

gdr1976

so I said if I want to walk around the yard naked I will...

lisa28115

I LIKE TO SEE MEN WALKING AROUND IN TIGHTS.

SalishSea

And that's when I started drinking!

lisa28115

...BECAUSE I LIKE VODKA, THATS WHY!!!

SalishSea

so I got my testicles LAMINATED

And that's when I said, "ouch!". Really?

lisa28115

...i tripped on a log and broke my arm.


(true story)

mackdaddymisa

yyyee...no...that's none of your business!