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i had asked someone to hold my beer and i said HEY WATCH THIS!....and then i woke up here in the ER...0
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And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"0 -
and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma
Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years0 -
And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
huh..oh..yeah.. five minutes sure.. im go grab a smoke real quick uh....just give a holla when you see that panda over there turn blue0 -
and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma
Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years
new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck0 -
And that's when I learned I could never be a secret agent.0
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...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.0
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and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma
Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years
new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck
shhhhhhhhh (whisper) you act like them was your drawers in the gasoline! plus thats what they trained to do! you gon get us caught!0 -
...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.0
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... and that's how I ended up becoming an assassin for the US Army.0
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And that is how I know tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon.0
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yeah its crazy she still cant hear out of left side0
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well i dont know what you are goin to do but im grabbin all my finger and toes and gettn the hell outta here!0
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and thats why you got caught0
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I had never wished for dirty motor oil before that moment.0
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And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."0 -
And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."0 -
and that's why I said no more cracker jacks for you!0
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and that is why she called me Cecil!0
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and that is why it was a cool story0
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