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    • Posts: 350 Member
      ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SHOW A LITTLE MUSCLE
    • Posts: 625 Member
      Because I said so.
    • Posts: 1,436 Member
      and that was my first time ever!!!!
    • Posts: 189
      and i dont know how you gon get that squeegie out his *kitten* either!
    • Posts: 189
      see...thats what you said last time!! my left eye still cant blink right!!!
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      its not like they saw it...
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      and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

      And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
    • Posts: 1,608 Member
      You don't owe BOTH parents $49. You owe ONE OF THEM $49, whilst the other only has $48, COZ YOU TOOK THE REMAINING $1.

      Initially, ONE PARENT owes you $49, and the other owes your $48 ($1 to one parent, $2 to the other OR $1.5 to both but this is more complicated lol). But since YOU TOOK the remaining $1... well? Can you see it now???? Because it is an ODD number, you get an ODD number for a change. HENCE. ONE parent gets MORE than the other in return, but since you TOOK the dollar, the rule still applies. You are still missing 1 dollar.

      $49 + $48 = $97 ($1 given to mum, dad, and you took one)

      IF you get back from yo parents the $1 you gave them:

      (49+1) + (48+1) = $99

      The remaining dollar is the one that you took!

      If you DIDN'T take the dollar, you would have given BOTH parents $1.50 each (1.5x2 = $3)
      It would still add up to $100.

      The question is misleading.
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      and that is how he woke up naked next to a featherless chicken with adult toys laying by his side.
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma
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      i had asked someone to hold my beer and i said HEY WATCH THIS!....and then i woke up here in the ER...
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      And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

      And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
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      and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

      Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years
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      And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"


      huh..oh..yeah.. five minutes sure.. im go grab a smoke real quick uh....just give a holla when you see that panda over there turn blue
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      Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

      new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck
    • Posts: 75 Member
      And that's when I learned I could never be a secret agent.
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
      ...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.
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      new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck

      shhhhhhhhh (whisper) you act like them was your drawers in the gasoline! plus thats what they trained to do! you gon get us caught!
    • Posts: 189
      ...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.
      yeah but remember that time with the donkey
    • Posts: 860 Member
      ... and that's how I ended up becoming an assassin for the US Army.
    • Posts: 1,497 Member
      And that is how I know tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon.
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      yeah its crazy she still cant hear out of left side
    • Posts: 189
      well i dont know what you are goin to do but im grabbin all my finger and toes and gettn the hell outta here!
    • Posts: 634 Member
      and thats why you got caught
    • Posts: 3,271 Member
      I had never wished for dirty motor oil before that moment.
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      And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

      And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
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      And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

      And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
    • Posts: 88 Member
      and that's why I said no more cracker jacks for you!
    • Posts: 423 Member
      and that is why she called me Cecil!
    • Posts: 319 Member
      and that is why it was a cool story
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