Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

Llorraine11

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SHOW A LITTLE MUSCLE

LordBezoar

Because I said so.

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

and that was my first time ever!!!!

LuLuSUPER

and i dont know how you gon get that squeegie out his *kitten* either!

LuLuSUPER

see...thats what you said last time!! my left eye still cant blink right!!!

Darkskinned88

its not like they saw it...

Twisted_Wrister

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

_Ben

You don't owe BOTH parents $49. You owe ONE OF THEM $49, whilst the other only has $48, COZ YOU TOOK THE REMAINING $1.

Initially, ONE PARENT owes you $49, and the other owes your $48 ($1 to one parent, $2 to the other OR $1.5 to both but this is more complicated lol). But since YOU TOOK the remaining $1... well? Can you see it now???? Because it is an ODD number, you get an ODD number for a change. HENCE. ONE parent gets MORE than the other in return, but since you TOOK the dollar, the rule still applies. You are still missing 1 dollar.

$49 + $48 = $97 ($1 given to mum, dad, and you took one)

IF you get back from yo parents the $1 you gave them:

(49+1) + (48+1) = $99

The remaining dollar is the one that you took!

If you DIDN'T take the dollar, you would have given BOTH parents $1.50 each (1.5x2 = $3)
It would still add up to $100.

The question is misleading.

Tropical_Turtle

and that is how he woke up naked next to a featherless chicken with adult toys laying by his side.

Darkskinned88

and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

linguist98

i had asked someone to hold my beer and i said HEY WATCH THIS!....and then i woke up here in the ER...

Moeblessings

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

LuLuSUPER

and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

LuLuSUPER

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

huh..oh..yeah.. five minutes sure.. im go grab a smoke real quick uh....just give a holla when you see that panda over there turn blue

Darkskinned88

and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck

marasw

And that's when I learned I could never be a secret agent.

capnwo85

...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.

LuLuSUPER

and thats why i'm not allowed in the states of New Hampshire, Delaware or Oklahoma

Roscoe! I thought that was you!! you didnt tell nobody bout that chicken knuckle did you..........i mean it was new years

new years has nothing on memorial day when D ended up in a firetruck

shhhhhhhhh (whisper) you act like them was your drawers in the gasoline! plus thats what they trained to do! you gon get us caught!

LuLuSUPER

...and that's the first time I said get your own monkey.

yeah but remember that time with the donkey

LesliePierceRN

... and that's how I ended up becoming an assassin for the US Army.

Beastette

And that is how I know tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon.

Darkskinned88

yeah its crazy she still cant hear out of left side

LuLuSUPER

well i dont know what you are goin to do but im grabbin all my finger and toes and gettn the hell outta here!

LovingCruz

and thats why you got caught

MassiveDelta

I had never wished for dirty motor oil before that moment.

Twisted_Wrister

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

Moeblessings

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

2012newbie

and that's why I said no more cracker jacks for you!

TweedleDebo

and that is why she called me Cecil!

duharvalgt

and that is why it was a cool story