Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

lisa28115

I plead the fifth!!!

heatherreneehill

And that's how they found the body duct-taped to the ceiling

rammsteinsoldier

And that's how I broke my tailbone.

jankleberry

and then I licked it.

Sleekit

and that's how I got the job.

dubw

I paid it.

MichelleV1990

...and that's how I ended up getting all that ink!

Dayna154

that's why my nickname is Nipples

lisa28115

...you feed it like this.

seal57

sadly, no.............

chrishgt4

...so the cat escaped unharmed but I could never look at my grandma the same again...

asgard825

I thought three were ok...?

solpwr

Because it makes me go faster.

La_Amazona

and now I can't find my wonder bra. :smokin:

lisa28115

...not going anywhere, officer.

zinok

He said "engage" with a Picard accent. The rest is history.

lombrica

... which is why I am using my one phone call to call YOU! ...

(almost a true story!)

AlessisMore

I don't think they call it lingerie in Walmart

lisa28115

I think it fell down the toilet.

Musikelektronik

And that's why I don't drink cognac anymore!

lisa28115

no, sir... I was not driving that motor home

(true story)

rolyh

But then I saw he had both hands on my shoulders

fairyface86

and I gained consiousness 5 minutes later..

DalexD

That's when I realised he was the next door neighbour.

Di3012

... and basically that's how my husband ended up the other side of the bar and we both got banned from that pub!

cherryolac

and then I said...Oh honey size does matter!

debbieLamphere

I cant stop laughing!

najla56

no george clooney, i wont marry you!!!

luvnthenewme

....and that is why I quit sliding down bannisters.

lisa28115

I honestly don't know which one is your father.