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Yeah, you're right. I need a smarter roommate.0
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And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?0 -
And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"0 -
It is a big deal, and no, it doesn't happen to to other guys!0
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And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"
And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."0 -
And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"
And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."
And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."0 -
And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"
And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."
And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."
And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."0 -
Of course it will fit! You just need to relax.0
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And that's how I found out I'm related to Jim Morrison (no really, I am )0
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no honestly darling it was great!:yawn:0
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it wasn't me0
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...and that’s why I don’t drink jäger.0
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and that is why the goat is retarded.
(true story)0 -
and we called him Sally from that day on.0
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and that's how I learned to swim...0
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And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:
And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.
And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.
And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!
and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini
And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!
And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"
And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."
And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"
And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."
And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."
And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."
And that's when I said, "Well....I guess the f***ing thing's broken...."0 -
...and that's why I always carry spare underwear.0
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...and that is how he broke his arm.0
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because I am awesome.0
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and that's how my nipple got pierced.0
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