OMG! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't!!!! you will DIE faster! I don't want you to die0 -
Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?
It was nice knowing you guys.0 -
Dying with steak on your breath is the best way to go...0
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Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.0
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Que vegatarians getting all ragey stating they are real women and they do not eat beef ...0 -
I like that they did the difference between processed and unprocessed. So if you want to die a liiiiittle less fast, eat a steak.0
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Government health advice is that you can eat it twice a week, about a lb of meat, including bacon and sausages, with no real ill effects. I only really eat chicken anyway, with a tiny amount of red meat. I think that this advice is very sensible, but only sensible people will listen to it.....lol0
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If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.0
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Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.
True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK0 -
If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.
True.. and water.0 -
Well there goes my plan for the evening...
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If you believe everything you read.....you probably already know that breathing the air around you increases your chance of dying.
True.. and water.
Dihydrogen monoxide is going to kill us all y'know
http://www.dhmo.org/0 -
Well there goes my plan for the evening...
that looks so gooooooood0 -
Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?
It was nice knowing you guys.0 -
Dying with steak on your breath is the best way to go...
Ron Swanson wishes he said this.0 -
I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.
Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.
Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:
One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.0 -
I love beef. I think I'll take my chances of dying0
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I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.
Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.
Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:
One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
lmao. i just about died after reading that. now then. i think im going to go eat a steak.0 -
Well there goes my plan for the evening...
This picture makes me think of that show Man Vs Food and only solidifies my belief in American gluttony.
Blech.0
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