OMG! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zaaden

I am sure I read that one of those people born in 1850 is still alive and said that key to life is red meat and wine regularly

llaurenmarie

Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK

oh my haha (:

Silverkittycat

One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

LMAO!

967_1111

I don't eat red meat, but only because it makes me sick.

Since I'll be around longer by default, I'll turn off the lights before I go.

dme1977

Im going to DIE someday ?!!!!:sad: what?!!:sick:

ohhh well, might as well go down with the ship and eat and drink the things I like.... :drinker:

( in moderation of course... )

charliesmagic

I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:

:laugh:

PML *pi$$ myself laughing*








One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

muscular_dude

*still picking the steak out of my teeth*


it was totally worth it, see yah! :drinker:

Jellyphant

Everytime I see that Peta billboard with a little piglet on it and urging people to try to go vegan, I think of delicious beef and porkchops. -homerdrool-

rml_16

I better warn my 96-year-old grandmother that she's been putting her life in danger all these years! Before it's too late!

badgerbadger1

I read once that eating dog food was the healthiest thing a person could eat,it had all the right proportions of essential nutrients and vitamins.
Figured what the heck I would give it a try.

Everyday for a year I ate nothing but dog food,meals and snacks.
Had a nice selection of dry and moist varieties.

Soon I found I could run faster and eventually all my senses were heightened,could smell something cooking from nearly a mile away and hear a fire siren from 5 miles away,it was like a miracle.:drinker:
Sadly it almost killed me though and have to warn everyone else about the dangers.:frown:









One day I was out in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

Did you also start to eat your own poop?

cgrout78

Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?




It was nice knowing you guys.

dear god that looks good

Tiggerrick

Once again a study that ignores the REAL TRUTH! Your chances of death increase each day you are alive.. - -
unless you are stuck on Groundhog's day

_Bob_

heresmyinsidevoice

This just in - scientists discover that life is a terminal illness with an astounding 100% chance of death.

Please pass me my blue rare steak smothered in a dirty ashtray.

nickyfm

Well, my great grandpa smoked until he was 80, drank, ate all of this stuff, and lived until he was 98 without ANY health problems.

Also, I was vegetarian for 4 years, and got severely anemic. The second I started eating beef again my iron, b12 and protein levels shot up to very healthy levels.

So enjoy your damn steak!!

Mallory0418

Oops...I just put steak in my Chipotle bowl :ohwell:

SwannySez

I heard that everyone who ate red meat in 1850 is now dead. If that's true, I'm never eating beef again!!!!

Silly hiker. You only die if you eat meat FROM 1850.

momuv3princesses

I better warn my 96-year-old grandmother that she's been putting her life in danger all these years! Before it's too late!

I was thinking the same thing only my grandma is only 92! She is recovering from her first major health issue. She had a stroke but the therapists all told her she is the fastest recovering patient they have had, young or old! Ohhh, and she did this with eating meat! Miracles do happen ya know!! And she even lived alone till the stroke. She is back in her house and hoping to live independentally soon!!!

aelarek

Welp, there's a 100% chance I'll die someday anyways.
Might as well have my steak and eat it wrapped in bacon too.

zeeeb

meh, whatever, everything kills you. we are all on a journey to the grave, it's not the grave that matters, it's the journey!

didn't anyone ever tell "THEM" that we all have to die sometime.

NamsdnaL

Hmmm, early death, or prime rib?




It was nice knowing you guys.

OMG can I join you for some of that??!!?? :drinker:

Gordie580

my great grandparents all they ate was Beef Prok and chicken. That is whatthey raised and that is what they ate. They are 99 and 100yrs old. Still living on there own, and no one to take care of them. No one can tell me eating pure beef, prok, and chicken will kill ya.

VegGoddess

just stop eating animals all together and you'll be fine!

smplycomplicated

^^
true story.

tanigrrrrr

We started dying the day we were born.

Temple_Fit

Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

True Story....but I did hear you can suck them and be OK

Lol!

rsmblue

Do not eat bananas. Bananas will kill you. I read it here, on MFP. trust.

But wait... I heard if you open them from the bottom (of the banana) and eat it that way, it's fine.... :laugh:

mbts08

This thread is freakin hilarious!! :laugh:

reddi2roll

I heard that everyone who ate red meat in 1850 is now dead. If that's true, I'm never eating beef again!!!!

LMAO

rsmblue

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/red-meat-boosts-risk-dying-young-study-portion-processed-meat-boosts-death-risk-20-article-1.1038010

Please please sound the alarms!!!

Yes, you're right... Eating red meat RAW WILL kill you....
(other than that.... you can't believe everything you read... didn't someone teach us that at one point in our lives?)