Pants on show and other embarrassing incidents....

Squidgeypaws007

Walking around at work today, when I felt my trousers were quite loose. "Excellent" I thought "I must be losing weight!". That was until I got to the toilets and realised I'd been walking around with my trousers (and flies) completely undone.... -.- Just as well I have pretty pants on really.

Anyone else had one of "those"days? What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you recently?

(Funny stories are greatly appreciated given today seems to be DRAGGING! )

pomjt

sorry no story for me but just wanted to agree that today is really dragging im sure it should be over by now ??
not that i want to wish my life away but most things are done for today yet its only 2.30 pm here

Squidgeypaws007

Oh I know the feeling Pomster -.- It's like the never-ending day! And the bit that bites is that there are two more of them to this week, lol! I think we're in fairly similar parts of the UK I'm currently in Worthing - so 2:40 here also -.- yuck! What time you get out of work?

strandedj

Went to the gym wearing workout pants that had a hole in the buttox. My daughter was happy to point it out, and I spent most of my workout trying to pull my shirt down!

bikermike5094

i had to go to work at a call center once at 4 am. got up in the dark, got dressed and went to work. Was cold out so I wore my coat for the first couple of hours at work. Finally took my coat off and about an hour after that a co-worker of mine came up to me and asked what all those threads were hanging off my shirt. stupid me, I put my shirt on inside out and wore it like that for a few hours.

Karalopolous

I had a cute dress on at work once day, everyone was complimenting me on it. So I go to the bathroom, come back out and start walking into the hallway. 2 coworkers are frantically trying to get my attention, but I can't understand what they are saying. Then they start pointing at my skirt and I realize I tucked my dress into my nylons!!! OMG!!!! I shrieked and covered my butt and ran into the bathroom. There was a guy standing there waiting to leave the office and about 5 other people standing around, sigh....When will I learn?

Squidgeypaws007

@ strand - LOL! Are you of the camp that does, or does not wear underwear? :P Haha, did she not notice before you left the house? xD

Squidgeypaws007

@ bikerm - LOL, awww, it is hard getting dressed that early imo! Worst is when the bedroom light blows and you have to dress in the dark

@ Kara - ooooh nooo, that is embarrassing! Did you have pretty pants on at least? I once did that but with the proper tummy/butt holdy-in pants on..... eeep

SueInAz

Got dressed one morning in the dim light of the closet so as not to disturb my sleeping husband who was working nights. A half hour after getting to work I took a really good look at my feet under my desk and realized I had on one black shoe and one blue shoe. I'll never buy two pairs of identical shoes in different colors again.

Karalopolous

Ha, I wish they were pretty! They werent!
@Sue, I have SO done that!!! Sad thing is the shoes werent even the same style. How does one manage that?!

pomjt

yeah im about a hour away from you hunni .. i work from home and evenings , i work for my self so pick my own hours

Squidgeypaws007

Lol Kara xD well, at least the dress was pretty....!!

@Sue - haha, I've managed to leave the house in slippers before if that makes you feel any better Kara xD love that though - did you try and sell it as though you were just accessorising to the max Sue? xD

76tech

I don't usually forget to zip my fly. But when I do, it's commando day.

pomjt

oh oh i thought of one ..
i was on holiday last yeah and i am a big heavy up top so not a lover of dresses and even more so strapless but its was really hot so i bought a straplass dress , it was beautiful ...
but while wearing it i had run in to the reception of the hotel and as i got there notied the dress had slipped down to my tummy

mslack01

This didn't happen to me today, but the other day I was at the gym on the treadmill and watching "The Voice". A girl came on and sang "Maybe I'm Amazed" (one of my favorite songs) so beautifully that she brought me to tears. So there I was...all alone on the treadmill....boo-hooing. I'm sure the other folks at the gym were slightly disturbed and thought I was in the middle of some emotional breakdown. I have crazy funny embarrassing stories almost weekly.

mslack01

Got dressed one morning in the dim light of the closet so as not to disturb my sleeping husband who was working nights. A half hour after getting to work I took a really good look at my feet under my desk and realized I had on one black shoe and one blue shoe. I'll never buy two pairs of identical shoes in different colors again.

Yep...I have so done this before! Also wore my shirt backwards almost a whole day before I realized it once.

pomjt

ok question every one has their weight loss showing ander their post how do i get that ???

luckybunny84

I used to have 6 blocks to walk to work , I had gotten dressed in a very cute dress but had accidently tucked the back into my tights. I couldnt understand why all the elderly people at the old folks home were laughing at me and then a car full of cute guys pulled over to tell me I had walked all but a block with my butt hanging out. I was super embarassed until every girl at work had a story about the same thing

Squidgeypaws007

@ Tech - i've heard that's more comfortable....but the amount I forget my flies, it would prolly be a BAD idea ;P

@ Pom - LOL xD well, people always like breasts right!

@ mslack - xD the damn T-shirt one gets me a lot....wish they'd just make them so they could go either way around!!

@ lucky - oooooooh noooo.....how long were the guys behind you? and did you pull?

Miss_dannii

Yup, I was late one morning and did my make up really fast, would have been great if someone had pointed out, somewhere along the day, that I'd a big line of make up on my neck not rubbed in.. looked awful

Another time I split my trousers (when I was skinny lol) was playing in the office on a friday , playing paper tennis with rulers lol, and I somehow split my trousers from the crotch to halfway down my thigh. After being stapled together by my friends I shuffled to my car and home to get changed lol

nixirain

This morning I put my shirt on inside out. I didn't realize it until I sat at my desk. Last week I wore 1 black trouser sock and 1 navy trouser sock and we went on a company outing that day so I couldn't hide me feet under my desk.

LauraMacNCheese

This past summer I was walking to the Subway near work and in order to get there I have to cross a very busy street. I usually jog across so I'm out of the way quickly. Well, as I'm jogging, my jeans started to fall down...all of the traffic got a great look at my panties for a second before I could hitch them and continue running holding up my pants...

GuruOnAMountain

I have so many embarrasing stories it is untrue. I am one of those people who just seem to be completely uncoordinated and half-daft! Lol.

My most recent happened just the other day. Decided to go to the gym and walking down I felt I could see something out of the corner of my eye. I wear glasses, though, and thought it was just the way the sunlight was reflecting off the lens or something, so I ignored it. Completed the 15 minute walk to the gym along a fairly bus road, went up to the receptionist to clock in, aware of funny looks, went to the toilet before I went into the gym and since I still felt like I could see something out the corner of my eye I decided to take my glasses off to clean them. There was a hair-tie caught in the joint of my glasses that had been dangling around at the side of my face! It was all tangled up in itself so that explains why it wasn't hitting off my face but why I could see something out of the corner of my eye! Needless to say, I felt like a bit of an idiot.

My friend's favourite funny story about me happened when we were about 22 and went to the Uni karate club together. The instructor was terrifying. A very hard man to please and since I'm one of these people who likes to be liked by everyone, I was always trying desperately to please him and the fact that it was almost impossible to please him made me extremely nervous round about him. So anyway, my friend and I were waiting to go into class. It was about 7pm and the instructor turned up. I cheerfully tried to greet him sounding nonchalent with a loud, "Good morning!" then realised it wasn't morning but 7pm at night. Instead of just laughing and saying, "I meant Good evening!" I started to completely get all stressed and nervous and started warbling about how I didn't know why I said morning 'cause it was clearly evening and blah blah blah. He walked away from me looking at me like I was a crazy person which was exactly what I would have done if I had been him! Lol.

Another story that makes people crack up happened when I was in the O.T.C. (the Officer Training Corps.). We went to live fire on a range. It was my first time live firing and I was a bit nervous. There were about 10 of us there and it was the first time firing for all of us and we were using the opportunity to zero in our weapons so each of us had an officer or non-commissioned officer with us coaching us on our shooting technique and coming up to the targets with us to check how we were getting on. So anyway, we fired our first rounds and the Major in charge of me and myself went up to look at my target. So he then said to me, "right, paste it up, then". As I say, I'd never shot or been on a range in my life before but assumed (rightly) that he wanted me to paste paper over the holes in the target. OK, no bother. So I looked round about and found a little pot of paste on the ground but couldn't find paper anywhere. So, having never done this before, I thought that perhaps there wasn't any paper and that the paste just visibly hardened white over the holes or something so that you could see that the whitened holes were previous shots and not the most recent shots. So I just pasted over them with the paste and went back to the firing position. When we went back up to look at the next shots I'd taken, there were more holes than there were shots so the major asked me why I hadn't pasted them up previously, so I explained that I had and that I thought the paste hardened so you could see where your previous shots had landed and he absolutely wet himself with laughter. He then proceeded to shout on every other officer within ear shot to them this and they were all howling with laughter asking me if I thought it was magic paste.

I'm a PhD student for a living and needless to say, I think my mum has a point when she says academic sorts have absolutely no common sense.

jcstanton

I have two that have happened in the last three months.

In December, I travelled from Duncan, SC to Raleigh, NC to spend CHRISTmas with my mom and sister. On the way back, I stopped near Charlotte, NC to get some dinner and to use the restroom. The first place I saw was a Wendy's. I went in the bathroom first, then got in line to place my order. I had to walk past the registers to get to the end of the line. About thirty seconds later, I noticed the cashier left her customer and came rushing out from behind the counter. She walked up next to me and whispered, "You have a really long toilet paper train hanging out of your jeans! You might wanna fix that." :embarassed:

The second happened just last week. I have a favorite pair of black workout pants that I wear at least once per week. I've had them for a couple of years now, so I've certainly gotten my money's worth out of them. Anyway, I have a pair of white undies that have black hearts on them. After work last Wednesday, I went to the gym like I usually do. After I was done at the gym, I went up the road to my Grandma's house to visit my aunt who'd had surgery the day before. At one point while I was visiting, I bent over to pick something up off the floor. My aunt, who was sitting in the chair behind me, said, "Oooohhh! Somebody's got on some cute heart undies!" Didn't bother me until I realized that if my shirt rode up at all while I was at the gym, everyone else there would have been able to see my undies through the pants. :embarassed: :embarassed: I guess it's time to find a new favorite pair of black workout pants. *SIGH* :ohwell:

dlperry65

ok question every one has their weight loss showing ander their post how do i get that ???

Go to "Tools" all kinds to pick from and can customize.

Love all the stories!

76tech

@ Tech - i've heard that's more comfortable....but the amount I forget my flies, it would prolly be a BAD idea ;P

confession, i never actually go commando. if i did though, fly would totally be down. and can't go scaring the kids, right?

SueInAz

Lol Kara xD well, at least the dress was pretty....!!

@Sue - haha, I've managed to leave the house in slippers before if that makes you feel any better Kara xD love that though - did you try and sell it as though you were just accessorising to the max Sue? xD

The blue didn't match my outfit or I definitely would have given that a go! Actually, I lived only a few miles away so I drove home on my first break and changed shoes.

dlwyatt82

ok question every one has their weight loss showing ander their post how do i get that ???

Click Tools and then Tickers to select your style. Once that's done, on the message boards (right between "My Topics and "Search"), click Settings and check that box that says "Show your MyFitnessPal ticker below each of your forum posts"

GuruOnAMountain

The second happened just last week. I have a favorite pair of black workout pants that I wear at least once per week. I've had them for a couple of years now, so I've certainly gotten my money's worth out of them. Anyway, I have a pair of white undies that have black hearts on them. After work last Wednesday, I went to the gym like I usually do. After I was done at the gym, I went up the road to my Grandma's house to visit my aunt who'd had surgery the day before. At one point while I was visiting, I bent over to pick something up off the floor. My aunt, who was sitting in the chair behind me, said, "Oooohhh! Somebody's got on some cute heart undies!" Didn't bother me until I realized that if my shirt rode up at all while I was at the gym, everyone else there would have been able to see my undies through the pants. :embarassed: :embarassed: I guess it's time to find a new favorite pair of black workout pants. *SIGH* :ohwell:

Haha. This reminds me of the time I was at a karate grading test and we were stretching before hand. There was about 200 people there for the grading and I had (stupidly) just worn my comfiest pair of pants without considering the fact that they were going to be worn under white karate trousers. I just reckoned the material was thick enough to hide them which it was when I was standing but the minute I bent or started to kick and the trousers hugged my butt more, everyone could see a giant mickey mouse face shining out from my ample rear! Haha.

Squidgeypaws007

Lol guys, these stories are great xD really keeping me entertained (not doing nearly enough work, but meh, this is more fun :P)


@ Tech - haha, awww, but scaring kids is fun......party pooper ;P

@ Sue - ah lucky xD did anyone notice the shoes before you managed to get home?

coraliethomas

I was REALLY sick one day, but couldnt call in because we were short staffed already, so I dragged myself outta bed and crawled to work.... well after plowing through the morning coughing and sneezing and hardly breathing, I go to the lunch room, look down at my feet... and see DIFFERENT SHOES on them!! Seriously... how you gonna put 2 different shoes on and not feel a difference?