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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    I have heard it said
    We are what we eat and so
    I am kettle chips
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    My washing machine
    Tomorrow you get fixed
    Tonight laundry mat.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Need just a few things
    That can't wait till tomorrow.
    Rest will wait it out.
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
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    Why spend precious time
    In heinous laundrymat hell?
    Just go commando.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Least my dryer works
    Already done, wash and go
    Hubs needed work clothes
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited October 2016
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Least my dryer works
    Already done, wash and go
    Hubs needed work clothes

    Hubs can wear burgers
    Taped all over his body
    That way lunch is done

    Haha! I wish so.
    Had no appreciation.
    He can wear boogers.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Halloween candy,
    taunting me from the kitchen.
    I will not succumb.

    But should I succumb,
    does it count if no one sees?
    I am home alone.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Oh Happy Friday!
    It is my early off day.
    Here's to the weekend!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Oh Happy Friday!
    It is my early off day.
    Here's to the weekend!

    I'm not off early
    Still, I am to see
    It is Friday too!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Friday so adored!
    Yet, poor Monday has no friends.
    It is heartbreaking.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Monday can suck it
    Has no friends for a reason.
    She's and evil *kitten*..
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Monday just wants love.
    She can't help her birth order.
    Poor, lonely Monday.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    It is the weekend
    And it is raining and cold
    Seriously unfair!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited October 2016
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    UncleMac wrote: »
    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup

    Was he in Newark?
    If so, that time is nothing.
    No delay for them.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

    :):D

    He messed it all up.
    Hopefully his wife effs him.
    I will fly the bird.

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