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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup

    Was he in Newark?
    If so, that time is nothing.
    No delay for them.

    Flight from Vancouver
    AirCanada changed his flight
    Upside: direct flight
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

    :):D

    He messed it all up.
    Hopefully his wife effs him.
    I will fly the bird.

    As to repairman,
    Then, you don't like him eff him;
    Just fly him a bird?

  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited October 2016
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    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    Hokey Pokey huh?
    In a more naughty format?
    Or current event?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    An observation.
    You like Carson McCullers.
    That's some good reading.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited October 2016
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    "Jig, amble and lisp"
    Often attract the eye but
    Mind stimulation?

    Try, try as you wish
    Penetration plays second
    To pure mental bliss...

  • donsanders97
    donsanders97 Posts: 431 Member
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    Just five syllables
    Can't express my true feelings
    But yet I just did
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    My coffee is hot
    My desk is quiet so far
    Clearly, not Monday!!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Halloween Candy
    I must eat you all up now
    Halloween Candy
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Halloween Candy
    I must eat you all up now
    Halloween Candy

    I am not sure why
    Very few kids to my place
    More candy for me!!
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited November 2016
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    An observation.
    You like Carson McCullers.
    That's some good reading.

    You are correct, sir
    Carson was the queen of words
    But is so unknown

    I can't help thinking
    That Faulkner got all the credit
    'Cos he had a wiener
  • TerriRichardson112
    TerriRichardson112 Posts: 18,089 Member
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    to write good haiku
    you must focus on nature
    else is senryu

    dark blanket lowers
    weeps copious tears on all
    dank winter conquers

    amber liquid flows
    cloaking Autumn covers woods
    in dazzling raiments

    humming buzzing hordes
    plunder nectar laden blooms
    for honeyed bounty
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Cubs win! Yes, they did!
    All is right in Wrigleyville.
    No wait til next year!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    Cubs win! Yes, they did!
    All is right in Wrigleyville.
    No wait til next year!

    One hundred eight years
    After the longest dry spell
    Is the curse broken?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Cubs win! Yes, they did!
    All is right in Wrigleyville.
    No wait til next year!

    One hundred eight years
    After the longest dry spell
    Is the curse broken?

    Curse is smashed to dirt.
    The goat is at long last dead.
    Flag flies all winter!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Haiku thread silent.
    Where are the creative minds?
    Writing poems perhaps?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    An observation.
    You like Carson McCullers.
    That's some good reading.

    You are correct, sir
    Carson was the queen of words
    But is so unknown

    I can't help thinking
    That Faulkner got all the credit
    'Cos he had a wiener

    As I Lay Dying,
    you must admit, is greatness
    Faulkner was brilliant.

    As too was Carson.
    Much talent in that genre.
    Ever read William Gay?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    Haiku thread silent.
    Where are the creative minds?
    Writing poems perhaps?

    In my case, you see
    I had a presentation
    All went well, I think...
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
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    Not creative here
    I call it flat-line Friday
    Brain is winding down
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    What a lazy day
    I did what I had to do
    But not a thing more...

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