Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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I have heard it said
We are what we eat and so
I am kettle chips0 -
My washing machine
Tomorrow you get fixed
Tonight laundry mat.0 -
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Need just a few things
That can't wait till tomorrow.
Rest will wait it out.
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Why spend precious time
In heinous laundrymat hell?
Just go commando.3 -
Least my dryer works
Already done, wash and go
Hubs needed work clothes0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Least my dryer works
Already done, wash and go
Hubs needed work clothes
Hubs can wear burgers
Taped all over his body
That way lunch is done
Haha! I wish so.
Had no appreciation.
He can wear boogers.1 -
Halloween candy,
taunting me from the kitchen.
I will not succumb.
But should I succumb,
does it count if no one sees?
I am home alone.0 -
Oh Happy Friday!
It is my early off day.
Here's to the weekend!1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Oh Happy Friday!
It is my early off day.
Here's to the weekend!
I'm not off early
Still, I am to see
It is Friday too!!0 -
Friday so adored!
Yet, poor Monday has no friends.
It is heartbreaking.0 -
Monday can suck it
Has no friends for a reason.
She's and evil *kitten*..
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Monday just wants love.
She can't help her birth order.
Poor, lonely Monday.2 -
Washer was fixed
Then water went everywhere
Eff you repair man!
More parts are needed
Cuz repair man messed it up
Eff you repair man!
Another weekend
At the laundry mat for me
Really, eff you man!0 -
It is the weekend
And it is raining and cold
Seriously unfair!!0 -
My son is back home
His flight was delayed two hours
1 AM pickup0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Washer was fixed
Then water went everywhere
Eff you repair man!
More parts are needed
Cuz repair man messed it up
Eff you repair man!
Another weekend
At the laundry mat for me
Really, eff you man!
Seems the repairman
Is someone you really like.
He gets effed a lot.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Washer was fixed
Then water went everywhere
Eff you repair man!
More parts are needed
Cuz repair man messed it up
Eff you repair man!
Another weekend
At the laundry mat for me
Really, eff you man!
Seems the repairman
Is someone you really like.
He gets effed a lot.
He messed it all up.
Hopefully his wife effs him.
I will fly the bird.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Washer was fixed
Then water went everywhere
Eff you repair man!
More parts are needed
Cuz repair man messed it up
Eff you repair man!
Another weekend
At the laundry mat for me
Really, eff you man!
Seems the repairman
Is someone you really like.
He gets effed a lot.
He messed it all up.
Hopefully his wife effs him.
I will fly the bird.
As to repairman,
Then, you don't like him eff him;
Just fly him a bird?
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He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about0 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
Hokey Pokey huh?
In a more naughty format?
Or current event?0 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
An observation.
You like Carson McCullers.
That's some good reading.0 -
"Jig, amble and lisp"
Often attract the eye but
Mind stimulation?
Try, try as you wish
Penetration plays second
To pure mental bliss...
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Just five syllables
Can't express my true feelings
But yet I just did0 -
My coffee is hot
My desk is quiet so far
Clearly, not Monday!!0 -
Halloween Candy
I must eat you all up now
Halloween Candy1
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