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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh Happy Hump Day
    Don't need to cover my screen
    With your lumpy *kitten*
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    How dare you say that!!
    I am a lifelong Cubs fan.
    This, friend, is their year.

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    Who will be the goat?
    Go Native Americans!
    Cluck the Flubs, that's all.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
    Once point of view changed
    Very thing that was damning
    A clue to the truth
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
    Once point of view changed
    Very thing that was damning
    A clue to the truth

    Should we read Sherlock?
    Still, facts are not subjective.
    Opinions are. See?

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    21zipz wrote: »
    Who will be the goat?
    Go Native Americans!
    Cluck the Flubs, that's all.

    Only in your dreams
    Will the Indians take this.
    Cubbies all the way!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    I hate to argue
    With such a pretty woman.
    Cubs get the trophy.

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    How dare you say that!!
    I am a lifelong Cubs fan.
    This, friend, is their year.

    You are wrong I say.
    I shall send you a noogie
    Go Cleveland. Go Tribe.

    Noogie for me? Nay!
    The Cubs are overdue!
    A century gone.

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Cleveland has the Browns.
    There just is no more to say.
    Cleveland has the BROWNS.

    I cannot dispute.
    However, the color brown;
    Makes one think......you know....... :grin:

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  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    edited October 2016
    Only one thing curbs
    This shambling endless hunger
    Did someone say brains?
    3flnyye2gc6i.jpg
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...

    Wouldn't that be fun
    To have duels to the death and
    To exact revenge?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...

    Wouldn't that be fun
    To have duels to the death and
    To exact revenge?

    If duels were allowed
    Armed society is polite
    Far fewer azzholes!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    I wonder if the
    Current election cycle
    Is duel to the debt? :dizzy:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...

    Wouldn't that be fun
    To have duels to the death and
    To exact revenge?

    If duels were allowed
    Armed society is polite
    Far fewer azzholes!

    Isn't violence
    A terrible way to solve
    such paltry issues?

    Armed societies
    Are not polite at all, sir,
    just simply afraid.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh yummy lunch time
    Chicken, green beans and salad
    My tummy's growling
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...

    Wouldn't that be fun
    To have duels to the death and
    To exact revenge?

    If duels were allowed
    Armed society is polite
    Far fewer azzholes!

    Isn't violence
    A terrible way to solve
    such paltry issues?

    Armed societies
    Are not polite at all, sir,
    just simply afraid.
    Issac Asimov
    Wrote in his Foundation books
    An excellent quote

    To wit: "Violence
    Is the last resort of the
    Incompetent". Agreed.

    I was but teasing!
    Duels are not a solution
    It is what it is...
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    When people are dicks
    And then it hurts your feelings.
    Makes me so angry

    Sometimes I believe
    We should set fire to nasties
    Except... for the laws...

    Oh those pesky laws
    Don't they stop us having fun
    And getting revenge?

    Recently someone
    Suggested bringing back duels
    Interesting thought...

    Wouldn't that be fun
    To have duels to the death and
    To exact revenge?

    If duels were allowed
    Armed society is polite
    Far fewer azzholes!

    Isn't violence
    A terrible way to solve
    such paltry issues?

    Armed societies
    Are not polite at all, sir,
    just simply afraid.
    Issac Asimov
    Wrote in his Foundation books
    An excellent quote

    To wit: "Violence
    Is the last resort of the
    Incompetent". Agreed.

    I was but teasing!
    Duels are not a solution
    It is what it is...

    Tongue in cheek, aha!
    Now I understand your jest.
    This one is on me!
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    Margarine loaded
    Warm, crispy, toasted bagels
    Ah, my happy place
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    Margarine loaded
    Warm, crispy, toasted bagels
    Ah, my happy place

    To me a bagel
    Is but a doughnut wasted.
    I have a sweet tooth.

  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Just skip the donuts
    Go straight for the chocolate.
    My sweet tooth says so.
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    Chocolate heaven
    Cadbury is it for sure
    Fruit and nut bar - MINE!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    Chocolate heaven
    Cadbury is it for sure
    Fruit and nut bar - MINE!

    Chocolate for me
    Would have to be Milka brand.
    Nothing is better.