Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    Saturday morning
    Yoga class, coffee, then lunch
    My heaven on earth
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
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    Lennon and Cobain
    Conversing over cups of
    Pennyroyal tea...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    Sunday sunny day
    But cold cutting wind outside
    So haiku inside...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Life is a puzzle
    Take care of them. I do this.
    My piece doesn't fit.

    Whose piece does fit, hmmm?
    This puzzle of which you speak,
    Jumbled confusion.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!

    Chill, UncleMac, chill.
    The weekends keep many folk
    Away from this thread.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!

    Chill, UncleMac, chill.
    The weekends keep many folk
    Away from this thread.

    I'm Canadian
    As such, I'm chill by default
    Frostbite scars prove it!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Oh kettle chip girl
    Crunching drives me so crazy
    Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    For a southern girl,
    Crunch is a two syllable
    Word. Heck. Maybe three.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    I'm a mid-west girl
    Crunch is one syllable here
    Can I slap her yet?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Is she still at it?
    That's a lot of chips for one.
    Eating for two, eh?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Not eating for two..
    Eating her normal breakfast
    Finally done now.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Kettle chips? Really?
    The breakfast of champions.
    Health issues follow.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Definitely so.
    The skittles will come out next.
    Then asks why so fat?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Following in herds.
    That is so not my style.
    Going it alone.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    Following in herds.
    That is so not my style.
    Going it alone.

    Sheeple come and go
    Making your own path in life
    It's hard but worthwhile
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,922 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.

    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!