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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    I have heard it said
    We are what we eat and so
    I am kettle chips
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    My washing machine
    Tomorrow you get fixed
    Tonight laundry mat.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Need just a few things
    That can't wait till tomorrow.
    Rest will wait it out.
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    Why spend precious time
    In heinous laundrymat hell?
    Just go commando.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Least my dryer works
    Already done, wash and go
    Hubs needed work clothes
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited October 2016
    Least my dryer works
    Already done, wash and go
    Hubs needed work clothes

    Hubs can wear burgers
    Taped all over his body
    That way lunch is done

    Haha! I wish so.
    Had no appreciation.
    He can wear boogers.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Halloween candy,
    taunting me from the kitchen.
    I will not succumb.

    But should I succumb,
    does it count if no one sees?
    I am home alone.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh Happy Friday!
    It is my early off day.
    Here's to the weekend!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    Oh Happy Friday!
    It is my early off day.
    Here's to the weekend!

    I'm not off early
    Still, I am to see
    It is Friday too!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Friday so adored!
    Yet, poor Monday has no friends.
    It is heartbreaking.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Monday can suck it
    Has no friends for a reason.
    She's and evil *kitten*..
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Monday just wants love.
    She can't help her birth order.
    Poor, lonely Monday.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    It is the weekend
    And it is raining and cold
    Seriously unfair!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited October 2016
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup

    Was he in Newark?
    If so, that time is nothing.
    No delay for them.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

    :):D

    He messed it all up.
    Hopefully his wife effs him.
    I will fly the bird.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My son is back home
    His flight was delayed two hours
    1 AM pickup

    Was he in Newark?
    If so, that time is nothing.
    No delay for them.

    Flight from Vancouver
    AirCanada changed his flight
    Upside: direct flight
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Washer was fixed
    Then water went everywhere
    Eff you repair man!

    More parts are needed
    Cuz repair man messed it up
    Eff you repair man!

    Another weekend
    At the laundry mat for me
    Really, eff you man!

    Seems the repairman
    Is someone you really like.
    He gets effed a lot.

    :lol:

    :):D

    He messed it all up.
    Hopefully his wife effs him.
    I will fly the bird.

    As to repairman,
    Then, you don't like him eff him;
    Just fly him a bird?

  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited October 2016
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    Hokey Pokey huh?
    In a more naughty format?
    Or current event?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    He pushes it in
    I push it out. He puts it in
    And shakes it about

    An observation.
    You like Carson McCullers.
    That's some good reading.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited October 2016
    "Jig, amble and lisp"
    Often attract the eye but
    Mind stimulation?

    Try, try as you wish
    Penetration plays second
    To pure mental bliss...

  • donsanders97
    donsanders97 Posts: 431 Member
    Just five syllables
    Can't express my true feelings
    But yet I just did
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    My coffee is hot
    My desk is quiet so far
    Clearly, not Monday!!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Halloween Candy
    I must eat you all up now
    Halloween Candy
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,765 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Halloween Candy
    I must eat you all up now
    Halloween Candy

    I am not sure why
    Very few kids to my place
    More candy for me!!