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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    Saturday morning
    Yoga class, coffee, then lunch
    My heaven on earth
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Lennon and Cobain
    Conversing over cups of
    Pennyroyal tea...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    Sunday sunny day
    But cold cutting wind outside
    So haiku inside...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Life is a puzzle
    Take care of them. I do this.
    My piece doesn't fit.

    Whose piece does fit, hmmm?
    This puzzle of which you speak,
    Jumbled confusion.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!

    Chill, UncleMac, chill.
    The weekends keep many folk
    Away from this thread.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    On this haiku thread
    For a while, I was alone
    Thank you, everyone

    If you did not know
    I started another thread
    You might enjoy it...

    Well that really sucks!
    Please continue posting, folks!!
    I like company!!!

    Chill, UncleMac, chill.
    The weekends keep many folk
    Away from this thread.

    I'm Canadian
    As such, I'm chill by default
    Frostbite scars prove it!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh kettle chip girl
    Crunching drives me so crazy
    Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crunch
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    For a southern girl,
    Crunch is a two syllable
    Word. Heck. Maybe three.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I'm a mid-west girl
    Crunch is one syllable here
    Can I slap her yet?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Is she still at it?
    That's a lot of chips for one.
    Eating for two, eh?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Not eating for two..
    Eating her normal breakfast
    Finally done now.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Kettle chips? Really?
    The breakfast of champions.
    Health issues follow.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Definitely so.
    The skittles will come out next.
    Then asks why so fat?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Following in herds.
    That is so not my style.
    Going it alone.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Following in herds.
    That is so not my style.
    Going it alone.

    Sheeple come and go
    Making your own path in life
    It's hard but worthwhile
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.

    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.

    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!

    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,036 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    Ages. . . eons hence
    Our seemingly constant sun
    Silently implodes
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  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    "Two good kinds of pie,"
    says dad. "Hot pie and cold pie."
    Don't forget lukewarm.
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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    I recall dark days
    Now many haikuers here
    Happy Uncle Mac
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Thoughts scattered like fog
    carried forth by the north wind
    Perhaps a mind, lost
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