Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Washer was fixed
Then water went everywhere
Eff you repair man!
More parts are needed
Cuz repair man messed it up
Eff you repair man!
Another weekend
At the laundry mat for me
Really, eff you man!
Seems the repairman
Is someone you really like.
He gets effed a lot.
He messed it all up.
Hopefully his wife effs him.
I will fly the bird.
As to repairman,
Then, you don't like him eff him;
Just fly him a bird?
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He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about0 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
Hokey Pokey huh?
In a more naughty format?
Or current event?0 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
An observation.
You like Carson McCullers.
That's some good reading.0 -
"Jig, amble and lisp"
Often attract the eye but
Mind stimulation?
Try, try as you wish
Penetration plays second
To pure mental bliss...
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Just five syllables
Can't express my true feelings
But yet I just did0 -
My coffee is hot
My desk is quiet so far
Clearly, not Monday!!0 -
Halloween Candy
I must eat you all up now
Halloween Candy1 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
An observation.
You like Carson McCullers.
That's some good reading.
You are correct, sir
Carson was the queen of words
But is so unknown
I can't help thinking
That Faulkner got all the credit
'Cos he had a wiener1 -
to write good haiku
you must focus on nature
else is senryu
dark blanket lowers
weeps copious tears on all
dank winter conquers
amber liquid flows
cloaking Autumn covers woods
in dazzling raiments
humming buzzing hordes
plunder nectar laden blooms
for honeyed bounty0 -
Cubs win! Yes, they did!
All is right in Wrigleyville.
No wait til next year!0 -
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Haiku thread silent.
Where are the creative minds?
Writing poems perhaps?0 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »He pushes it in
I push it out. He puts it in
And shakes it about
An observation.
You like Carson McCullers.
That's some good reading.
You are correct, sir
Carson was the queen of words
But is so unknown
I can't help thinking
That Faulkner got all the credit
'Cos he had a wiener
As I Lay Dying,
you must admit, is greatness
Faulkner was brilliant.
As too was Carson.
Much talent in that genre.
Ever read William Gay?0 -
Not creative here
I call it flat-line Friday
Brain is winding down0 -
What a lazy day
I did what I had to do
But not a thing more...0
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