STUPID JOKE PARTY!

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maletac
maletac Posts: 767 Member
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Did you hear the one about the jump rope? never mind Skip it.

What do they call it when an elephant and a rhinocerous have a baby? Elephino

did i ever tell you the one about the unsharpened pencil???? never mind it's pointless.

did i ever tell you the joke about a pizza??????? Never mind it's to cheesey.
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    .........irrelephant :D
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    a blond a brunette and a red head walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "what, is this some kind of joke?"
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    How do pirates talk to each other?


    Aye to Aye!!
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  • ihateroses
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    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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    Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na.
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    maletac Posts: 767 Member
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    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
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