STUPID JOKE PARTY!

maletac
maletac Posts: 767 Member
in Chit-Chat
Did you hear the one about the jump rope? never mind Skip it.

What do they call it when an elephant and a rhinocerous have a baby? Elephino

did i ever tell you the one about the unsharpened pencil???? never mind it's pointless.

did i ever tell you the joke about a pizza??????? Never mind it's to cheesey.
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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    You want the recipe to Honeymoon Salad?

    Lettuce alone. (let us alone)
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    What do you call an elephant that does not matter?................





    .........irrelephant :D
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    Why did tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to your house!
    Knock Knock!
    (Who's there?)
    The Chicken!
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    a blond a brunette and a red head walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "what, is this some kind of joke?"
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    How do pirates talk to each other?


    Aye to Aye!!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    A blonde walks into a bar.


    Ouch.
    _______

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

    _______

    How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? You Poke 'em on.

    _______
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    Why does Tigger smell bad? He's always playing with Pooh.
  • katythemommy
    katythemommy Posts: 437 Member
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?


    It wasn't peeling good. :laugh:
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    What kind of bees produce milk?

    Booobeeees


    How do you organize a party in space?

    ...you planet
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?

    He drank his coffee before it was cool.
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    Why did Snoopy take a ladder to school? He wanted to see what high school was like.
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    A bicycle cant stand on its own...

    ...its two tired


    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na.
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    You got any sodium hypobromite? Na BrO
  • StarvingKyy
    StarvingKyy Posts: 88 Member
    chemistry jokes are sodium funny ;D
    jk i think we need to barium all -_-
    ... ;D
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    What do you feed a gay horse......


    heeeeeeeeeyyyy
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    What kind of seagulls live by the bay?
    Bagels!!

    Did you hear about the man with the operation to have his left side removed? He's alright now.

    My grass is so emo it cuts itself
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    what do you call a pig with three eyes?

    PIIIG!
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    These are freakin hilarious!!
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    what is red and smells like blue paint?






    red paint :laugh:
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
    I would tell you a gay joke, butt *kitten* it. C: (Don't hate, I heard it from a gay friend...)
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    National Geographic scientists have been studying Canadian Geese for decades. They were excited to finally learn that they fly in a V formation because it reduces the wind resistance for the geese in the back, making it easier to fly. They even found out why one side of the V formations is longer.......

    Theres more geese on that side. Bahahahahahahaha
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
    Why don't women need to drive?
    Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Pffff XD
  • logoode_
    logoode_ Posts: 21
    _______

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

    _______



    Its no-eyed dear (no idear)
    :)
  • tracy1031
    tracy1031 Posts: 36
    So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    what do you call a blank piece of paper?


    womens rights
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    What do you call a deaf dog, it does not matter they will not hear you.

    Two guys walk into a chemistry convention, the hostess say what can I get ya; the first guy says I will take an H2O. The second guy orders an H2O2.

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