STUPID JOKE PARTY!

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  • nicholettebell
    nicholettebell Posts: 414
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    What do you call a fish with two knees? A two knee fish (a tuna fish). :laugh:
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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    There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? ...The one on the range
  • fatcellsuck
    fatcellsuck Posts: 184
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    No i dont need a ride home, the helicopters are coming.
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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    There are 10 kinds or people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,668 Member
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    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?


    BOB

    What do call a woman with one leg?


    Eileen

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    What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?


    Irene



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  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    A pair of jumper cables walks into the bar, the bartender says "I will serve you, but don't be starting nothing"
  • wdwghettogirl
    wdwghettogirl Posts: 559 Member
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    What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    NACHO cheese!
    Why do hippos wear sneakers?

    To stomp out burning ducks!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,668 Member
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    If you think nobody cares, try missing a payment.

    A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.

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  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    you guys are killing me with those stupid A jokes. So the only corny joke I could think of is...and i made it up..

    How did Chuck Norris end the Vietnam War...

    He counted to 3.
  • ninerbuff
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    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."


    Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
    A. He thought it was a home delivery service.


    Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.



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  • jamja72
    jamja72 Posts: 192
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    Bump...
  • starblazing
    starblazing Posts: 28 Member
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    what is the difference between a raccoon and a tv?


    a lot.
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
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    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

    One of them yells "Holy Crap, it's hot in here!"

    And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    What do you feed a gay horse......


    heeeeeeeeeyyyy

    hahahaha

    What's worse than a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust
  • Hurricane_C
    Hurricane_C Posts: 806 Member
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    Little Willie was a chemist
    Little Willie is no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4

    Cracks me up every time....
  • Sammijo24
    Sammijo24 Posts: 74 Member
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    Wanna hear a joke about cats?
    Just kitten
  • splucy
    splucy Posts: 353
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    Why did the cookie go to hospital?

    Because he felt crummy.
  • splucy
    splucy Posts: 353
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    Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
    A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

    hahahahhaha!! nice one.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    Why do firemen wear red suspenders?



    To keep their pants up.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    Little Willie was a chemist
    Little Willie is no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4

    Cracks me up every time....

    I saw that in Boys Life magazine in 1959.
    1959, really.

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