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STUPID JOKE PARTY!

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  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?


    BOB


    What do call a woman with one leg?


    Eileen

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    What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?


    Irene



    A.C.E. Certified Personal & Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?

    SKIP

    Laying on the floor?

    MATT

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

    ART
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
    What did Kenny Rogers say when one of his car tires fell off?




    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
  • dibley_98
    dibley_98 Posts: 75 Member
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a field?

    Third base.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

    “Breathe, *****!”
  • emczech5
    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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    emczech5 Posts: 224 Member
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  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    god i miss this post
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