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STUPID JOKE PARTY!
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?
BOB
What do call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
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Irene
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Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?
SKIP
Laying on the floor?
MATT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
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What did Kenny Rogers say when one of his car tires fell off?
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.0 -
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a field?
Third base.0 -
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe, *****!”0 -
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god i miss this post0
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