STUPID JOKE PARTY!

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  • jlt1968
    jlt1968 Posts: 77 Member
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    What did one eyeball say to the other???

    Between you and me somthing smells.
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
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    A three legged dog walks into a bar. He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa".

    (That's actually the joke that made my wife fall in love with me. She's just as much of a dork as I am!)
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
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    What has nine arms and sucks?





    Def Leppard. :laugh:
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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    Where do people that talk too much go for treatment?

    On and on anon.
  • jdelot
    jdelot Posts: 397 Member
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    Love it!
  • Grlnxtdr0721
    Grlnxtdr0721 Posts: 597 Member
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    What did the fish say when I swam into the wall?
    *Dam*
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil.
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
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    The other day I was in the kitchen with my daughter. I said, "do you want sausage or bacon?" She said, "Surprise me." I say, "Okay... BOOO!!!!" She jumped.
  • byroman
    byroman Posts: 75 Member
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (No-eye-deer).

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    Still no idear...
  • SunnyB09
    SunnyB09 Posts: 20
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    Mushroom walks into a bar, sits down. The bartender turns to him and says, “Get outta here. We don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi.” :)
  • erinnhamil2n
    erinnhamil2n Posts: 28 Member
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    How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

    Poke her face.
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
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    A Horse walks into a bar--

    The Barkeep says' "Hey--Why the long face?"

    BAZINGA
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
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    The other day I was in the kitchen with my daughter. I said, "do you want sausage or bacon?" She said, "Surprise me." I say, "Okay... BOOO!!!!" She jumped.

    This is hilarious! Gotta try this one on my little man!
  • becktoriatralala
    becktoriatralala Posts: 106 Member
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    There are two muffins cooking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Its really hot in here." The other muffin replys, "Holy smokes! A talking muffin!"
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
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    What do you call cheese thats not yours?


    NACHO CHEESE!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    What do michael jackson and JC Penney have in common?

    They both have little boys pants half off.
  • nursestewart
    nursestewart Posts: 229 Member
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    bump
  • alucard75
    alucard75 Posts: 207 Member
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    Whats the last thing that went through Whittney's mind before she died....Houston we have a problem....
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
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    2 guys are hunting in the woods--

    One guy looks at the other guys and says "look a dead bird."

    The other guy looks UP and says "Where?"
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
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    What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?


    PEG!!!!


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