Women don't like me :(

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  • MamaSonyaP
    MamaSonyaP Posts: 90 Member
    Learn to love yourself first, and enjoy being with just yourself. It's when you find joy in that, is when a person will want to be part of that as well.
    Smile lots, do good deeds (volunteer) and you feel better about yourself, and in turn someone (the right person) will find you desirable. Concentrate on fulfilling your life, rather than someone else filling it. It will happen when you least expect it, honest.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.

    hows that?


    you must do better.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    (seriously - i love the advice you are actually getting. heh.)
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.

    hows that?


    you must do better.

    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
    The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
    The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    Change your attitude. Also learn how to tell jokes because if you can make a women laugh she will be like putty in your hands.


    ^^^^^^what kind of women are you talking about street hookers don't count they will laugh if you pay... no offense to street hookers if there are any on here.:noway:
  • spynoodle
    spynoodle Posts: 404
    a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.

    hows that?


    you must do better.

    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
    The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
    The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

    Okay ~ I like that one!
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    What kind of bee gives milk?
    A BOObee.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    What kind of bee gives milk?
    A BOObee.


    you are SO almost there
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    What kind of bee gives milk?
    A BOObee.

    try harder..
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...
  • _Kitten_Kate
    _Kitten_Kate Posts: 520 Member
    a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and says NO, mushroom responds, why not? i'm a fungi.

    hows that?


    you must do better.

    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
    The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
    The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
    i laughed at the bear one!
  • _Kitten_Kate
    _Kitten_Kate Posts: 520 Member
    Waaaaaaaaaaah, maybe I'll start a men don't like me thread
    Seriously! me too!
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    Insult one of the most iconic punk bands, worked for me.


    oh - you think you have me figured out now, eh??

    Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...

    i love this one lol
  • Crying_In_Color
    Crying_In_Color Posts: 246 Member
    Well from his profile picture he looks great. Maybe it's his personality...
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member

    oh - you think you have me figured out now, eh??

    Nope, just telling him what got me added. Figuring you out is going to take at least a week.


    a week. i'm a ball of mystery, aren't i?
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    Maybe I'm just that smart!!
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    WTF? This is hilarious!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Small penis?
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    Small penis?

    i ruin tacos
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Small penis?

    i ruin tacos

    um....
  • RoboLikes
    RoboLikes Posts: 519 Member
    Small penis?

    i ruin tacos

    Oh
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    Small penis?

    i ruin tacos

    Oh

    O
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Awkward
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Show a picture of your legs, that seems to turn a lot of women on (at least for other women it works...)
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    :laugh:
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
    Take your self-pity to a whole new level. . Try sitting in a bar crying. . chicks LOVE that!

    and you might get a few free drinks out of it! :laugh:
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    gross!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    gross!

    Maybe try the bum on the street technique. . Stand by the road at the intersection with a sign that says: "Women don't like me. .what do I do". . . try to work the phrase "for food" in there somewhere. . Chicks LOVE that!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Dye your hair red. Everyone loves a redhead...

    Except for the men in tucson apparently, but women certainly seem to love redheads
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