Women don't like me :(

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  • jwalker30
    jwalker30 Posts: 282
    Get an 8 ball of cocaine.

    You'll at least be able to score a couple cokeheads
  • Longbowgilly
    Longbowgilly Posts: 262 Member
    Gotta be an April fool!!!!
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    sucks for u
  • only2bfit
    only2bfit Posts: 44
    Well from his profile picture he looks great. Maybe it's his personality...

    Agreed.
  • beckylawrence70
    beckylawrence70 Posts: 752 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????
  • Jenidactyl
    Jenidactyl Posts: 4 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????

    Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
    I'm stumped.
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????

    Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
    I'm stumped.

    complete lack in both.

    the answer is 7.

    and it's chit-chat, fun, and games.
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????

    Maybe it's his mental or emotional fitness?
    I'm stumped.

    complete lack in both.

    the answer is 7.

    and it's chit-chat, fun, and games.

    Fitness for what?

    And the answer is actually 42.

    Chit-chat about games is fun.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    Cry.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!
  • RockaholicMama
    RockaholicMama Posts: 786 Member
    I can smell the BS from No. Dakota. :flowerforyou:
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!
    Actually some chicks really DO like that...so you're onto something now!!! lol
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Crap now I'm in BIG trouble! lol
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    Take your self-pity to a whole new level. . Try sitting in a bar crying. . chicks LOVE that!

    Ummmm not so much..... Unless its over us! Lol
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    [sarcasm]

    I suggest you do some recon; find out where she lives .. and watch her until you deduce her interests and common social hangouts. From there, design or search for some AWESOME pickup lines (based on her interests - it shows you care). Go to previously determined social hangouts ...with excessive cologne/Axe (Women love that ****, haven't you seen those commercials?)... execute pick up lines.

    Example: (Some of mine, and my nerdy friends, favourite pick up lines:)

    -Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
    -If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
    -Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
    -You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
    -Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
    -Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
    -You know, I've got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.

    Ensure you have many of these memorized and ready to use, because if at first you do not succeed, try and try again!

    [/sarcasm]
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...

    Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P

    connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Invent the piano key necktie.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...

    Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P

    connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L

    This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...

    Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P

    connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L

    This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?

    Maybe if you really hate giving oral any excuse is an excuse?

    Hmmmm.

    I've answered the phone during sex before, but it was when I was like 15 and I was scared it was my mum calling to say she was coming home :L
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????

    When you wander into Chit-Chat it means that threads don`t have to be and usually are not about fitness.
    If that is not to your liking then fine but it would be best to turn your attention to other forums here instead.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get
    close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
    get sick to my stomach.
    Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
    Patient sticks out his tongue...

    Hmm, not sure about the this one, as it suggest the joke teller finds the vagina gross, and man I love me a bit of oral, as do many women :P

    connotations cancel out funny in this for me :L

    This is out of left field, but your post reminded me of this. I saw some random Indian movie tonight. In the middle of going down on a girl, this guy's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Maybe I just don't have any calls that would be that important, but are there really that many people who would stop giving oral sex or having sex to answer a phone?

    Maybe if you really hate giving oral any excuse is an excuse?

    Hmmmm.

    I've answered the phone during sex before, but it was when I was like 15 and I was scared it was my mum calling to say she was coming home :L

    I never understood people that despise going down on their partner like that.
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
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  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Op if this works bro kudos to you however they(Girly girls) can smell the !@#$ BS a mile away, nIce effort though, i applaud you *golf claps* *grabs popcorn* -carry on-TyTy
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    If this ain't a BS post, I don't know what is.........and what does it have to do with fitness?????

    When you wander into Chit-Chat it means that threads don`t have to be and usually are not about fitness.
    If that is not to your liking then fine but it would be best to turn your attention to other forums here instead.


    What he said!!!
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!

    WoW Chicks LOVE this? really? WoW I guess i'm not a "chick" then cause that would just put my psycho alert on overdrive and short it out before I could find the BLOCK button.
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    This sounds like, I used to be... "women don't like me"... though, it is easy to fix with a change of outlook. I gave up looking for them, I am happier alone. :)

    If your not whole alone, you will never be whole with someone else
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Try this. . Pick out one girl you really like, then sent her an email telling you you think she's "really sexy" every hour on the hour for four days. . Chicks LOVE that!

    WoW Chicks LOVE this? really? WoW I guess i'm not a "chick" then cause that would just put my psycho alert on overdrive and short it out before I could find the BLOCK button.
    Whoosh!
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    I like to borrow random people's babies and sit at a Starbucks begging for change. Another thing to try is find a small puppy and a pair of binoculars. When you see something cute coming down the street, you lure the puppy out into the road with beggin strips so she stops. Like a boss.
  • eyesassun
    eyesassun Posts: 2
    why wouldnt women like u!?!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    why wouldnt women like u!?!
    cuzz women like men and are drawn to those with confidence, not concieted, not cocky, but confident, guyz take notes, your about to be schooled courtesy of TyTy 101

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