Signs you’ve been here over 30 days....
LuckBeWithU
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Signs you’ve been here over 30 days....
1) You’re consistently humming “Zumba†songs without even knowing.
2) Grocery shopping takes twice as long, because you’re reading labels.
3) You feel like you’re pregnant again, because you’re peeing with all the water you’re drinking.
4) You catch yourself doing butt lifts at the checkout.
5) You have names for your dumbbells.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
7) Eating out is a thing of the past.
8) Sorry honey, not tonight, I have to exercise.
9) You carry a water bottle with you everywhere.
10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.
Everyone add on……
1) You’re consistently humming “Zumba†songs without even knowing.
2) Grocery shopping takes twice as long, because you’re reading labels.
3) You feel like you’re pregnant again, because you’re peeing with all the water you’re drinking.
4) You catch yourself doing butt lifts at the checkout.
5) You have names for your dumbbells.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
7) Eating out is a thing of the past.
8) Sorry honey, not tonight, I have to exercise.
9) You carry a water bottle with you everywhere.
10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.
Everyone add on……
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u look at sweets and think is it worth it?
u log everything u are eating BEFORE you eat it
housework is less of a chore and more of a i just burned more cals!
u set the alarm before you have to get up to workout and if u dont you dont have the energy to get thru the day0 -
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.0 -
u look at sweets and think is it worth it?
u log everything u are eating BEFORE you eat it
housework is less of a chore and more of a i just burned more cals!
u set the alarm before you have to get up to workout and if u dont you dont have the energy to get thru the day
^^^^^^^THIS!0 -
You no longer let your Husband mow the lawn because you once strapped on your HRM and found out it burns a ton of calories. Same for washing the cars.0
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You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:0
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You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:
^^^THIS^^^ or a margarita!
Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'
at least that is my problem this evening. lol0 -
You are constantly checking MFP before anything enters your mouth!!! You wear yoga pants instead of jeans.....0
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My stories start with "the other day on mfp"0
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10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.
^ That's a definite for me!
Also, "I saw this (recipe, workout, tip, etc) on MFP and I can't wait to try it!" becomes a regular conversation starter.0 -
My stories start with "the other day on mfp"
I think this is the only one I'm guilty of. Well, that and "not tonight honey," except I never actually have to say that, because we both know the alarm is going to go off at 4:45, and we'll both have to get up to go work out.0 -
^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
"JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.
"GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!0 -
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
For me it was more like this:
Jillian: I know it's getting tough. I know you are feeling the burn. I'm feeling it, too. You can do this!
Me: YOU can feel the burn? How? You aren't doing anything but watching the other girls work out and talking. YOU can feel the burn? You are a liar, you evil woman, a LIAR!0 -
You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:
^^^THIS^^^ or a margarita!
Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'
at least that is my problem this evening. lol
That's my problem right now! I just made myself a protein shake and put THREE scoops of whey in it just to get more calories quickly...0 -
Another one - you are getting annoyed with posts " i am eating 1200 calories why I am not losing " and " To scared to eat back exersise calories"0
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my kids are even saying "dont eat that mum" or "have you been for your run??"0
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You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.0
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^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
"JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.
"GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!
^THIS
im ashamed of the names ive called this woman....:blushing:0 -
i love this!!!0
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My kids ask every day before school "are we going to the gym tonight?"0
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6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
"We're here doing it with you!"
"*kitten* YOU JILLIAN! YOU'RE NOT 300 LBS!" :grumble:
Im always yelling at her :laugh:0 -
You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.
SO this. All my favorite clothes look way too baggy and I need to get round to buying new ones
:sad:
GREAT OP btw xxx0 -
OMG, this one!Another one - you are getting annoyed with posts " i am eating 1200 calories why I am not losing " and " To scared to eat back exersise calories"0 -
:laugh: at talking to your tv instructor! i have done this myself too,especially with the patronsing trainer on your shape fitness evolved: "get your legs further apart,in line"(or something to that effect)
ME: "anymore apart & i'll fall over!,stupid woman!"
encouraging all your friends who are wanting to lose weight to join MFP,telling anyone who will listen how great it is :bigsmile:0 -
You get completly upset when you miss a day, and the day counter restarts! Especally when your at 90, and you miss the day by 3 minutes! LITERALLY:devil:0
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Love this! What a great idea!!!!
The other day I was leaving a friend's home and she said "you are leaving sooner than usual"
Me: I have to wake up early so Jillian can kick my *kitten*
My morning conversation with my boyfriend when the alarm rang used to be:
Me: Nooooo....Only 5 more min
Him: Fine by me (lol)...but we need to get up or we get late to work
Now:
Me: :yawn:
Him: Get up to go see Jillian or I pinch your *kitten*, as you made me promise
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you read the labels on everything
I repack my lunch my husband makes saying, "I cant take this for lunch, it has ___ calories" as I toss it out of my bag.
you tell your friends "this has __ calories in it" when THEY are eating something
you tell your husband you cant eat _______ because I only have ___ calories left for today
you workout so you can add ____ calories to eat something.0 -
You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.
This...I haven`t got a tee shirt or shirt that fits me anymore..0 -
You decide not to go out for drinks because you don’t want to work out with a hangover the next day.
You’re always running the dishwasher because you’ve stopped eating takeout.
You get excited when you realize a serving of cheese tortellini has 16g protein.0 -
^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.
6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.
Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day
Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
Me: "Only for you baby."
:laugh:
-ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
"JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.
"GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!
^^ OMG yes, thank you! Me too. LOL0 -
My stories start with "the other day on mfp"
i will claim this one...
signs you've been here too long...Binary's scary clown face doesn't freak you out anymore...0
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