Signs you’ve been here over 30 days....

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  • sherim71
    sherim71 Posts: 130 Member
    My checklist before I leave for work in the morning is NOW: phone, water, purse, lunch, gym clothes.

    I turned down CHEESEBURGER for dinner the other night because of the fat content and calories eventhough I had the calories to spare just so I could be under my calories.

    I have a goal for how many miles I want to go on the bike to nowhere each time. Where the hell did that come from??

    And yes, I too check MFP before I eat things I'm unsure of.
  • Iceylyons
    Iceylyons Posts: 86 Member
    You become Narcissistic and check yourself out in every mirror. Flex your new-found muscles and grin to yourself ^_^

    You look around MFP looking for half-naked pics of other members to see if they match your body type so you can envision the same results happening to your body.

    You check MFP first thing in the morning.

    :drinker:
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    You get giddy when recording your exercise.
    Drinking water is like drinking TRIUMPH
    You make jokes when doing 30DS, and expect Jillian to respond (hey you respond to hers)
  • rchambers2072
    rchambers2072 Posts: 227 Member
    I took my SISTERS dog for a walk just so I could have a cookie with her! It was a stressful day. I earned that cookie darn it!!
  • nikki_att84
    nikki_att84 Posts: 152 Member
    you have a sex life again coz u feel better about urself lol
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    You talk about ongoing conversations with your MFP family to your real life friends like you were having a bagel at starbucks earlier. My BF has the hardest time deciding who I actually KNOW and who I know from here.
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193

    10) You don’t catch your Facebook or Twitter accounts anymore.

    ^ That's a definite for me!

    Also, "I saw this (recipe, workout, tip, etc) on MFP and I can't wait to try it!" becomes a regular conversation starter.
    Me too!!!!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    You have over 1200 posts on the forums...
  • YcatsFursworth
    YcatsFursworth Posts: 273 Member



    Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'

    at least that is my problem this evening. lol

    ^^^^ THIS!!!!!!
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 320 Member
    your friends and or husband think you've lost your marbles because you CHOSE to do a sit up challenge 3 weeks into losing weight.

    you set Calorie burnt goals for yourself then convince your husband and friends to WALK 2 HOURS with you

    You throw a fit and go for a walk to get rid of the ugly red number because you went over your cal for the day

    You turn down DQ peanut butter cup icecream cake (left over from YOUR birthday)

    you get your 4 year old to zumba with you

    you feel like you need to shower more often because you are always sweating
  • ChancyW
    ChancyW Posts: 437 Member
    My kids ask every day before school "are we going to the gym tonight?"


    Sooooooo true!!!!
  • DellG85
    DellG85 Posts: 79 Member
    You have total heart failure if you eat something without logging it first
    You read your MFP status more often than your FB one
  • mandyschalk
    mandyschalk Posts: 93 Member
    Another one - you are getting annoyed with posts " i am eating 1200 calories why I am not losing " and " To scared to eat back exersise calories"

    UGH!! YESS!!!!

    You also start to wonder when the last time you wore something other then workout clothes.

    When you walk into your gym the all know your name and your kids names.... lol, it is my "cheers"
  • kd_mazur
    kd_mazur Posts: 569 Member
    You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.

    So true! :)
  • mandyschalk
    mandyschalk Posts: 93 Member
    My kids ask every day before school "are we going to the gym tonight?"


    Sooooooo true!!!!

    OMG! Yes!! lol
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'

    at least that is my problem this evening. lol

    Oh yeah...and then you realize that you CAN eat a slice of pizza for dinner and it's not a bad thing because you'll still have a loss in the morning! (That was me last night/this morning!)
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    ...my laundry is always "in process" and full of sweats, sports bras and socks...
  • amonkey794
    amonkey794 Posts: 651 Member
    You've run out of calories so you jump on the treadmill to earn enough for that last glass of wine....:drinker:



    ^^^THIS^^^ or a margarita!


    Or you workout hard and then realize - 'oh crap - now I have 1500 calories to eat during dinner'

    at least that is my problem this evening. lol

    ahahahaha! this is sooo me! :P
  • tabi26
    tabi26 Posts: 535 Member
    Hahaha! Great for a laugh first thing this morning!
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    You are starting to look like the poor kid at school with giant hand me down baggy clothes.

    O good God, this!
    There for a bit, I was actually wearing handme downs from my friend's teenage daughter....LOL
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    You strap on your HRM during sex because damn it, you are going to count ALL your calories.

    You chastise yourself for not hitting your MAX heart rate from the last time you bumped uglies.
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    My 5 year old daughter tells me to be careful jogging so I don't hurt my ankle again. :heart:
  • arr0528
    arr0528 Posts: 119 Member
    You look around MFP looking for half-naked pics of other members to see if they match your body type so you can envision the same results happening to your body.

    Hysterical!!!! I do this all the time!! "Where are the 5'4" people!!!!" Haha!!!
  • anonymousbee
    anonymousbee Posts: 29
    Hahaha using the gym as a reward or incentive for finishing an assignment! Happened to me today! I was procrastinating so bad but I had to hand it in today so I said to myself "when you've done it you can go to the gym" lol!
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    You take your phone down to the kitchen so that you don't forget the amounts that you prelogged for that meal, lol

    Also you get excited when you see recent posts in the 'photos of meals' thread :P
  • Psyb3r
    Psyb3r Posts: 176 Member
    You no longer let your Husband mow the lawn because you once strapped on your HRM and found out it burns a ton of calories. Same for washing the cars.

    This!!! I so love mowing the lawn and general gardening!
  • arr0528
    arr0528 Posts: 119 Member
    ...my laundry is always "in process" and full of sweats, sports bras and socks...

    ^^^^^ THIS ONE^^^^^^^

    I NEED MORE!! HAHA!!!
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    Your husband just assumes all your "friends" are imaginary. Just because I've not met them doesn't mean they're not real, honey!!!!
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 741 Member
    My stories start with "the other day on mfp"

    i will claim this one...

    signs you've been here too long...Binary's scary clown face doesn't freak you out anymore...

    Beat me to it.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member

    6) You talk to your TV workout instructor.

    Doing the 30 Day Shred the other day

    Jillian: "I can hear you, you're screaming, panting, groaning..."
    Me: "Only for you baby."
    :laugh:

    -ahem- I don't remember the exact thing that Jillian said, but close enough.
    ^ Hahahaha. I always cuss her out.

    "JUST A COUPLE MORE" ....15 is not a couple, Killian.

    "GET A LITTLE LOWER" ...F**k you! Okay!

    Ahaha, I called her a lying *kitten* the other day when she said "just a couple more..."

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