Who Would You Give Your Extra Fat Too??

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  • ryansgram
    ryansgram Posts: 693 Member
    The Wh**e my husband left me for.
  • manic4titans
    manic4titans Posts: 1,214 Member
    Demi Moore and Lindsey Lohan. They need a LOT more than I can give them. They look like the slightest gust of wind will carry them off.
  • clairyfairy247
    clairyfairy247 Posts: 425 Member
    My best friend because she is struggling to gain weight x
  • kmacgera
    kmacgera Posts: 137 Member
    Am I the only one who thought of Obama?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    He is already getting enough of my stuff...he can't have my fat...
  • jill92787
    jill92787 Posts: 158 Member
    Well if we're going THAT route, I guess I'd give it to Ann Coulter because she desperately needs it.

    Only I'd put it all in her thighs. >:)

    Can we give her jowels too?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    i'm keeping mine and making soap.

    You sound like my husband... always planning for the zombie apocalypse

    Brilliant.
  • rm830
    rm830 Posts: 531 Member
    My best friend who is trying SO hard to gain weight..but just can't....what a problem to have...lol I would be happy to give her the 30 lbs she wants to gain!
  • KatKatatrophic
    KatKatatrophic Posts: 448 Member
    Starving people. About 85% of this website is anorexics.
    And about 925 million people of this world do not have food. 1 in 7 children will go to bed without food tonight...and 10.9 children die under 5 every year from being underweight.

    I'd give it to the starving children first. If you wanna be stupid and starve yourself when you have the OPTION to have food, then that's your thing. But starving children need it more.
  • amcook4
    amcook4 Posts: 561 Member
    To all the heartless people I knew in school who thought fat people were disgusting, and didn't mind telling me about it. Ug, how horrible.
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    The b*tch that lives down the street.
  • KatKatatrophic
    KatKatatrophic Posts: 448 Member
    Demi Moore and Lindsey Lohan. They need a LOT more than I can give them. They look like the slightest gust of wind will carry them off.

    Lindsey Lohan ain't skinny anymore! Lol.
  • BeachyBecky
    BeachyBecky Posts: 74 Member
    My son! He will be 3 in June and he is so tiny (27 pds) , the boy is such a picky eater. :(
  • jdbaker01
    jdbaker01 Posts: 41 Member
    my fat i would gladly give to victoria beckham, maybe fill her face out a bit more in to a smile :wink:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Dr. Oz...let him deal with it...
  • StartingAnewDay
    StartingAnewDay Posts: 319 Member
    I would give mine to people who were previously fat, lost tons of weight, and then develop amnesia about ever bieng fat and promptly proceed to tell all the rest of who are still working, how everything we are doing is wrong and then proceed to belittle us as if they were never fat.

    I would also give it to all the supersillious people who never gain an ounce and think that everyone who is fat, eats 5 lbs. of bacon, 2 dozen eggs, 30 pancakes, toast and a 10 lb. bag of potatoes for a snack. and therefore, simply pushing away from the table will make us instantly skinny.

    Finally.. I would probably just rearrange it if I could. if I could reinflate my boobs, and plump my butt up. I would be ok..
  • I'd give my extra fat to my own breasts. They happen to be lacking.

    I like this!!! in reality tho', they say that when youdo this thru surgery, the fat gets absorbed back into the body and doesn't stay in the breast area... :P :(
  • manic4titans
    manic4titans Posts: 1,214 Member
    Demi Moore and Lindsey Lohan. They need a LOT more than I can give them. They look like the slightest gust of wind will carry them off.

    Lindsey Lohan ain't skinny anymore! Lol.

    REally??

    I gotta go look this up! :laugh:
  • My sister! She's fatter than me, but she's losing weight too. I'd like to slow her down for the perfect revenge. And my cousin who doesn't eat a thing and brags about her bones.
  • My mother.


    She was always smaller than me and let me know it. Pointing it out when we shopped together, telling me I was bigger than she was at my age.....because she started doing it when I was 14.

    Yup, would hand that right on over to mommy dearest.
  • quietasariot
    quietasariot Posts: 198 Member
    My husband! lol. He would burn it off pretty quickly, I swear he can eat anything in any amount and doesn't gain weight!
  • WandaVonDunajew
    WandaVonDunajew Posts: 183 Member
    I would put some in my boobs to make them go back to what they used to be. The rest I would give to my hubby. He's been in the hospital on a ventialtor since december so he's down to 106lbs, and he was only 120 before he got sick.

    I hope your husband gets well! :flowerforyou: Be strong!
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
    My dog Happy... She's a min pin and I know she gets cold
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    People who need it to survive. I wouldn't give out my extra fat as a punishment, even to my worst enemies.

    Right now, I'd give a few pounds to my sick kitty, he's rapidly losing weight and will have to probably put him down next week so he doesn't have to starve to death :brokenheart:
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    I'd give my extra fat to my own breasts. They happen to be lacking.

    This^
    I'd give it to my boobs and my hips.
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    I'd give it all to my ex-best friend. In fact, I would like to go back in time to all the different times I have lost weight (yes, I have yo-yo'd a lot before I started weight lifting) and give her those pounds of fat too. She is my height (5'5") and has *never* weighed more than 105 pounds. She's insanely skinny fat (she takes more pills than her own mom for medical issues including cholesterol, high blood pressure, etc) and blames all her medical issues on her genetics when it's really just her not ever eating more than 1000 calories a day (and when she does, it's garbage like McDonalds and she explains "it's healthy" cause it has protein, carbs, and fat in the same meal, l-o-freakin'-l) or ever exercising at all. But, she's ALWAYS been the kind of skank to do do everything in her power to attract attention of guys (ever since her boobs appeared in 5th grade) including the nasties she cheated on her husband with. She thinks she's better than all of her friends because she's always been the skinniest. She literally makes dumb comments about how she'd be more likely to work at Hooters than the rest of us cause she's skinny with big boobs. Well, good for you Madame Ho-bag.

    I don't know why I was friends with her for so long. She's so needy and has to be center of attention...I can't stand people like that. But, yeah, her skinny azz would get all my fat...including the hundred or so pounds I've already lost. She needs to be knocked off her high horse.
  • I would give mine to my mother in law. She is real flabby and just disgusting! She's always
    Talking about fat people and how they make her sick, so I would like for her to get big and fat so she will see how it is to be teased and talked about.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Victoria Beckham, she totally needs feeding up and I could show her Husband a thing or three
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    i'd give it to a woman called Kelly. She used to be big, but lost the weight and has now turned into a b'tch. She asked me why is chris (my fiance) with me when im so overweight, when he could have had her.... cow! x
  • rdchick
    rdchick Posts: 49 Member
    My ex-boyfriend, definitely... took my money he can have my fat to boot! haha! He was insanely skinny though, about 9 stone (probably 130lb) at 6'' is not good! xxx