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I wish you a dreamy boy then.0
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Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!0
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Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!
Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!0 -
Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!
Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!
I know, thats a long process for sure!0 -
Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!
Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!
I know, thats a long process for sure!
not if you go foster parent first, they hand them to you!0 -
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills
back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
< br> I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the
can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for m y checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for
the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it sp ills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a wa rm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!0 -
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills
back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
< br> I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the
can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for m y checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for
the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it sp ills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a wa rm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
thats funny! I do all of that and I am only in my 30's!0 -
My great nephew Vance was born today at 2:32pm weighing 7lbs 5oz. and 19.25 inches long. Mother and baby are thriving! Now that is something!0
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oh where oh where can our maxie be, oh where oh where can he be?0
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My great nephew Vance was born today at 2:32pm weighing 7lbs 5oz. and 19.25 inches long. Mother and baby are thriving! Now that is something!
Hey there
Great Auntie Bearma! congratulations on the new nephew!!!!! :flowerforyou:
Hows it going today?0 -
well thanks, new baby in daycare having rough time, he has been a hip attachment too long! poor little guy.0
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well thanks, new baby in daycare having rough time, he has been a hip attachment too long! poor little guy.
I was thinking of you!
Some babies just need that extra comfort, maybe he'll come around after he's been coming awhile!0 -
won't be around much today, have a great weekend!!!!:drinker:0
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It is late, new baby went home sick, vomitting from change of milk and cutting front teeth also, poor little guy! I am up late laundry and packing for my husband and grandson's Vacation. They will leave tomorrow and not return for 10 days. My son will go with them to visit family in Oklahoma. First separate vacation for 26 years. It will be good for all the boys in my life to see what it is without all I do. I bet they will appreciate me more when they get back!0
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Oh Maxxxx
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Fritters are donuts!0 -
Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!
Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!
I know, thats a long process for sure!
I would have loved to have you as my mommy... I think you would do a FANTASTIC job... especially with a little boy...0 -
Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!
Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!
I know, thats a long process for sure!
I would have loved to have you as my mommy... I think you would do a FANTASTIC job... especially with a little boy...
are you being nice or stirring up trouble?:laugh:0 -
Graaaaceee! where are you!0
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HEY Ya'll missed me???
Bearma, It seemed like forever since I've been on here! Sorry I was MIA!
Trouble, so you think I'm hott huh!? SUHWEET! :blushing:0 -
HEY Ya'll missed me???
Bearma, It seemed like forever since I've been on here! Sorry I was MIA!
Trouble, so you think I'm hott huh!? SUHWEET! :blushing:
and I was not refereing to temperature hot .. unless you are refering to how I feel after chattin with ya, then yes I get all hot and bothered :laugh: !0 -
Be careful grace, I happen to know Trouble is a shameless flirt!0
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Nothing wrong with a flirt! :bigsmile:
So how ya'll are this fine morning!?0 -
Nothing wrong with a flirt! :bigsmile:
So how ya'll are this fine morning!?
I agree...
I am doing good now that you're here! :blushing:0 -
Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!0
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Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!
<PERK> did you say shower??? and Dressed? did you take pictures at least?0 -
pictures of grouchy and lonely, not a pretty sight. No one washed my back either,:grumble: :grumble:0
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Trouble, you say that to all the ladies! :laugh:
keep it up!
I saw the new baby got sick, poor thing! Think he'll be out today?
How's your niece and the new baby?0 -
Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!
<PERK> did you say shower??? and Dressed? did you take pictures at least?0 -
Trouble, you say that to all the ladies! :laugh:
keep it up!
I saw the new baby got sick, poor thing! Think he'll be out today?
How's your niece and the new baby?
I have only had pictures so far. I will update you on the baby when someone is talking.0 -
Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!
<PERK> did you say shower??? and Dressed? did you take pictures at least?
Only if asked... but typically men dont look 1/2 as good as women do neked... soo... :indifferent:
but I have been known to take a few good pictures form time to time...0
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