Your HRM and Sexxx

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  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    Did I get *****y... yeah I did. I guess I should expect people to put their 2 cents in since I posted this. But it was all just curiousity. I wanted to see if the MFP community has been burning any calories during sex. Nuff said. It was for fun, but now its turned into I need to get laid. Your right, because I haven't had sex with my man in like a week! So I do need to get laid. That will be taken care of tomorrow though, and no... I won't be wearing my HRM and you won't see it logged under exercise.

    can we atleast get photos?? LOL

    enjoy!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    well i have a hrm...
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Someone needs to get laid... Man, people are touchy today.

    or at least some HRM and *kitten*
    You can find that one under "H I I T Right arm !!!!"
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    Someone needs to get laid... Man, people are touchy today.

    or at least some HRM and *kitten*
    You can find that one under "H I I T Right arm !!!!"
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    i'm a lefty
    lol
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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Once, we both did as an experiment one thunderstorming night back in about 2004. I burned over 500 and he burned slightly less.

    (isnt this how you christen your HRM??????????)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    She put it tight around my neck one time, that was kinda fun.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    While it might be fun to see what numbers you get, I wouldn't count it towards your exercise goal.

    totally what happened when we did it- lets play with our new heart monitors!!! ha good times.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    I can see where the curiosty would kick in ... but unless you're unfortunate enough to have just recently incorporated sex into your life, I really wouldn't count it towards "exercise" as it would fall under your regular daily (if you're really luck, lol) routine. Then again, if he now has you swinging from the chandelier ... :wink:
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Just to answer the topic, since I didn't read the OP.

    Your HRM and Sexxx... should not go together.

    Next time read the OP then... otherwise, your opinions don't mean ****

    Nope, still matters, still correct. It's sexy time, not log my calories time. :huh:


    And if you would have read the OP, you would know I'm not personally lookin to log my sex calories! That is why your opinion doesn't matter, because you don't freaking know how to read. It is curiosity. I was bored, thought I would ask a question. That is all. I know all about sexy time. And I'm not going to be some freak that wears my HRM every time I have sex.
    IT. WAS. JUST. A. QUESTION...

    watermelon.jpg

    I don't even know what the argument is.. I just wanted to post that pic because it made me giggle.... carry on.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    I can see where the curiosty would kick in ... but unless you're unfortunate enough to have just recently incorporated sex into your life, I really wouldn't count it towards "exercise" as it would fall under your regular daily (if you're really luck, lol) routine. Then again, if he now has you swinging from the chandelier ... :wink:

    Unfortunately it had been awhile. But now I'm with a guy, who might as well have me swinging from chandeliers! It's flipping AMAZING :) yay
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member

    watermelon.jpg

    I don't even know what the argument is.. I just wanted to post that pic because it made me giggle.... carry on.

    Best piece of information I've seen on this entire thread
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    now yall making me jealous!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I didnt realise that checking to see how many calories you burned when you catch your breath at the end was the same thing as logging them as exercise on MFP.

    So if Im ever naked with someone and we both have heart monitors, then we absolutely "SHOULD NOT" play this game? Even for fun?

    I dont understand why not.

    Will the numbers break it?
  • Lolzers
    Lolzers Posts: 48 Member
    oh my god my boyfriend and I were wondering about this. I am so gonna wear my hrm during my cowgirl activities sometime! sooo curious on the burnage! I mean we work up a sweat its bound to be a good burn!
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    oh my god my boyfriend and I were wondering about this. I am so gonna wear my hrm during my cowgirl activities sometime! sooo curious on the burnage! I mean we work up a sweat its bound to be a good burn!

    ride em cowgirl!
  • NBabi91
    NBabi91 Posts: 270 Member
    I think that wearing one would be a huge turn off lol
  • Elizabeth0913
    Elizabeth0913 Posts: 61
    Naked twister was a popular one for a while...

    Remember, it's a site for adults 18 and over. So be sure to only use words like pee-pee, diddly bits, or hoo-ha. Otherwise completely grown people will have an absolute meltdown and complain about how awful the site is.

    We are all Ken and Barbie dolls here.

    LMAO
  • Elizabeth0913
    Elizabeth0913 Posts: 61
    nope, mine wont register excercise that lasts under 3 minutes...

    LOL
  • SafireBleu
    SafireBleu Posts: 881 Member
    I had my fitbit on the other day and it registered as me going up several flights of stairs. But I have never used a HRM.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I really don't think it's worth logging...

    Unless, of course, you do five-hour swinger orgies and/or are a pornstar :laugh:
  • Cupcake596
    Cupcake596 Posts: 44
    I've done it. But even when pounding away like a f*cking jackhammer for a long period of time, not many calories are burned. So I just don't bother tracking it.

    Actual LOL
  • Ashley3915
    Ashley3915 Posts: 48 Member
    My boyfriend and i tried however it did not work out as I had planned.
  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 526 Member
    nope, mine wont register excercise that lasts under 3 minutes...


    hahahahahahahaha....that was a good one :)
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    My boyfriend and i tried however it did not work out as I had planned.


    Please explain? It is for science.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    My boyfriend and i tried however it did not work out as I had planned.


    Please explain? It is for science.

    Yes. We need to hear the story...you know for educational reasons.
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    My boyfriend and i tried however it did not work out as I had planned.

    premature?
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    Your HRM and Sexxx... should not go together.
    I agree. Also, both parties should be fully clothed, with a sheet separating them. No dialogue either. Did I miss anything? What other rules does everyone have to follow?

    No eye contact, no emotional connection..... Oh is that hookers? I get confused.
  • samantha1480
    samantha1480 Posts: 9 Member
    It's a dumb post... You knew you were going to get multiple reactions from people so you shouldn't go on the defensive or throw out insults. You simply just wanted to tell the world that you're 'active' during sex (i.e.: you don't just lay there). Grow up.

    Those that have a fun, healthy, enjoyable sex life, don't talk/brag about. And that's the truth...
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I've done it. But even when pounding away like a f*cking jackhammer for a long period of time, not many calories are burned. So I just don't bother tracking it.

    Did you try whistling "I've been working on the railroad" while doing it? I hear that really ups the burn.
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    I love it so much when MFP reminds me of how fortunate I truly am to have been blessed with a sense of humor. Some of these posters must be fabulous company.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    It's a dumb post... You knew you were going to get multiple reactions from people so you shouldn't go on the defensive or throw out insults. You simply just wanted to tell the world that you're 'active' during sex (i.e.: you don't just lay there). Grow up.

    Those that have a fun, healthy, enjoyable sex life, don't talk/brag about. And that's the truth...

    Thanks for your 2 cents. It has nothing to do with me wanting to flaunt what I do. I simply want to know an approximation of how many calories people burn during sex. I'm sorry you can't join the conversation in a mature way. Go join the other girl who got all pissy about my question.
    Me stating something about just laying there, was simply a reference that if you do, then you obviously won't burn much.
    Again, thank you for your input. It was very much UNappreciated.

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