New Type of Game

TrueBlueBruin78
TrueBlueBruin78 Posts: 311 Member
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This is a game.

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The First Sentence will describe your sex life in 2012.

Lets see what we get.

"Hinduism is a polytheistic religion believing in thousands of gods and goddesses."

Okay, weird but funny.:angry:
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  • Skinny4BG
    Skinny4BG Posts: 145
    what if you dont have any books near you? does a cosmo magazine count? lol
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    "In a 12 inch skillet, sautee beef in butter"

    :embarassed:
  • vipergts223
    vipergts223 Posts: 114 Member
    Insurance Fraud Case Book:

    First Sentence/bullet point:

    "Deliberate lies"


    Oh dang ....LOL
  • nellie_88
    nellie_88 Posts: 256 Member
    Hemmed sides provide smooth edges for easy handling during installation... LOL
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    She crept across the room.

    Great, im going to be a stalker.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    "Ladies. Good Morning."

    Hmm. Apparently I'm going to be sleeping with a bunch of women and saying good morning to them every day. Score one for my husband!!
  • yocaitygee
    yocaitygee Posts: 57
    Book is Mathematical Reasoning for Elementary School Teachers

    "Imagination can generate many variants on the Handshake Problem."

    uhh hahaha
  • TrueBlueBruin78
    TrueBlueBruin78 Posts: 311 Member
    what if you dont have any books near you? does a cosmo magazine count? lol

    Use what you got
  • TrueBlueBruin78
    TrueBlueBruin78 Posts: 311 Member
    Book is Mathematical Reasoning for Elementary School Teachers

    "Imagination can generate many variants on the Handshake Problem."

    uhh hahaha

    Mine came from a study guide
  • yocaitygee
    yocaitygee Posts: 57
    "Hinduism is a polytheistic religion believing in thousands of gods and goddesses."

    Okay, weird but funny.:angry:

    Sooooo you will have multiple partners and they will all be incredibly talented and god-like?

    Go 2012. Except I suppose this refers to both genders, but hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do :wink:
  • carriem73
    carriem73 Posts: 333 Member
    "Approved in advance by the Authority"....




    too funny (my comany is referred to as "The Authority" in official publications....

    I knew they controlled a significant part of my life, but that is a little much, don't you think?
    :noway:
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Minor takings within Limits.

    Uh... guess I should take advantage of that high school across the street from where I live, huh?
  • calell83
    calell83 Posts: 43 Member
    "Shea looked excitedly at his brother, but the suspicious Flik shook hi head in disbelief and frowned deeply." The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks.....

    Uh....
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    A Clash of Kings, George RR Martin:

    "The straw knight jousts better than that one."
  • m0nlca
    m0nlca Posts: 9 Member
    I expected you back earlier. :indifferent:
  • jnhu72
    jnhu72 Posts: 558 Member
    From my Criminal Justice Text Book:
    A quote by a DEA Agent, "The worst peril of garbage searching is dirty diapers."
  • vipergts223
    vipergts223 Posts: 114 Member
    Book is Mathematical Reasoning for Elementary School Teachers

    "Imagination can generate many variants on the Handshake Problem."

    uhh hahaha

    There are too many ways you can interpret that one ... lol
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
    "He wasn't moody like that"

    Hmmmm.........:ohwell:
  • mtneerjk81
    mtneerjk81 Posts: 65 Member
    "From this initial explosion point, the offensive lineman maintains a wide base and continues to drive his legs in short, powerful steps."

    I develop sport instruction products for a publishing company. This was the book closest to me!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    "I ate what was available."


    Uhmmmmm I win. :drinker:
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    One time technician training
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    "We didn't abandon the money aggregates, they abandoned us."

    I'm not sure how the girls at the ballet will feel about this.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    Tenksolar and Sun to Sun complete solar project in Pennsylvania
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    "This exceptional product is formulated with natural ingredients for long-lasting results."

    Hmmmmmmm...
  • mudpuddlegirl
    mudpuddlegirl Posts: 168
    awake - to rouse from sleep, to rouse from inactivity, not asleep, active or alert

    Better get my rest, looks like I'm going to be busy...:yawn:
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    "Occassionally a committee so extensively amends a bill that it proposes a substitute bill be recommended for passage."

    From a legislature book.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    "Walls more than 10" think require reinforcement in two layers placed parallel with the face of the wall."

    From Building Construction Illustrated...
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    'The Preparation Period follows the Foundation Period and builds upon the gains you've made in aerobic conditioning and strength.' :bigsmile:
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    This work explores a potential argument holding campus recreation programs liable for injuries sustained during recreational activity using the concept of a "special relationship".

    This is out of a Recreational Sports Journal I get for my job. I can't make this **** up.

    So does this mean I will get hurt during sex this year?
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    From the Subdivision and Site Plan Handbook


    "Provides frontage for access to lots..."

    Sounds like a good year to me!!!!

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