New Type of Game
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"Refusal of an employee to submit upon the request from management will result in immediate discharge.". :noway:
- Current employee handbook
*in case you are wondering, this is a section about drug testing after an injury on the job.0 -
"tackling the holidays in a different way could prove more stressful than doing things like you always have"
alrighty then :huh:0 -
The king of Ireland is here, and he has slept with Branwen, your sister, and these are his horses.
Celtic tales....0 -
"The Diagnosis Field (DF) is the most important piece of information and needs to be as high as possible to maximize the chance that it is actually viewed on the screen without scrolling."
From our 2012 work handbook. Exciting, huh?0 -
"Those who know the pulse of this city tell me there is a pair of independent professionals who take on such jobs if the price is right."
Heeee. I snorted.0 -
"Those who know the pulse of this city tell me there is a pair of independent professionals who take on such jobs if the price is right."
Heeee. I snorted.
OMG! Too freakin' funny!0 -
This is a game.
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The First Sentence will describe your sex life in 2012.
Lets see what we get.
"Hinduism is a polytheistic religion believing in thousands of gods and goddesses."
Okay, weird but funny.
My nearest book is Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
"I think about what tribe i belong to, where my loyalties lie and what my affiliations are"
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"Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".
FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....
ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:0 -
SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SET FOR 2012, LOL:laugh:The king of Ireland is here, and he has slept with Branwen, your sister, and these are his horses.
Celtic tales....0 -
Mention the words "desert island" to most people and they'll think of a tropical paradise.
sooooo that mean my vagina is gonna be a tropical paradise this year??0 -
She sat down in the chair next to his desk, "I need the works", she said, "and in two identities."0
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"tackling the holidays in a different way could prove more stressful than doing things like you always have"
alrighty then :huh:
my first option was a phone book
"Larry Cushman"....... for the record my husband's name is NOT Larry Cushman!0 -
"I'd say over a year, and it's just getting worse." Uh oh.
The next sentence would be better: "I'm afraid she's on the verge of spinning out of control."0 -
sprinkle me pink!!
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"Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".
FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....
ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:
Game Over!0 -
"I interned at the White House from October of 1994 to January of 1996"
Great. I'll randomly have sex with the old Clinton administration--a bunch of old balls.
Well...it's not too far from the truth so far this year...0 -
"Sure," he said, "you read it in Playboy. Like I fu**ed Debra Paget. Right."
no joke....I'm reading The Girl Next Door and I want nothing to do with this book describing my sex life ever, lol. :noway:0 -
Things just didn't turn out the way I thought they would.
That's... ominous.0 -
In going out and coming back, I've taken Henry alone, not only to the outdoors, but on my journeys of the spirit taken to transact private buisiness with myself.0
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"Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".
FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....
ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:
Game Over!
i guess that is why i don't get any, anymore!0 -
He frowns at me… ―You‘re not giving much away are you? he says dryly, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.0
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(Crap! I need advice from an attorney?). It continues...ATTORNEYS:
A business owner was getting 20 minutes of advice from his lawyer.When the time was up, the businessman paid the lawyer the $100 he owed. As the businessman was leaving, the lawyer discovered that a second $100 bill had accidentally stuck to the first one. The lawyer found herself in a moral dilemma: should she tell her partner?
The $100 the businessman thought he paid was deductible. Actually, $200 was deductible. He lost coming and going.
Expense Category: Legal and *ahhh* Professional Services.
~ 422 Tax Deductions Bernard B. Kamoroff, C.P.A.
OUCH! :smokin:0 -
Gold pages phone book (sorry was at the computer)
BHSU Yellow Jackets, Transforming lives. (adv for local univeristy)
Hmmm, I hope that means mine will really be buzzing.:laugh:0 -
Game of Thrones book 2, A Clash of Kings :
"The straw knight jousts better than that one."
Interesting I guess...
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he did a great job and whenever you don't get touched back there, it's pretty easy to go through your progressions and make big plays...
Buckeye's Championship Season0 -
I swear to God this book was within arms length and it is not porn...In fact it is a book about spending time with your kids called "To a Child, Love is Spelled T-I-M-E"...but here is the first line on page 45...
"...explosion would drive us backward, often in a knee-buckling tumble, and always with screams of delight."
How about that!!! LOL.0 -
Kit Fisto is a green-skinned Jedi Master.
Well that doesn't say much for me!
Actually - maybe the words Fisto and green are meant to mean something! I hope my GF doesn't turn into the Hulk overnight - could be painful.... Jus' sayin!
Source - Lego Star Wars Character Encyclopedia0 -
I only have ESPN the magazine...
"Impact on defense is where his length and athleticism are most apparent...LMAO!0 -
I was very shy as a child.0
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"I've seen lots of REAL cowboys in rodeos"0
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