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  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    "Nearby a baby was crying the thin, monotonous wail of exhaustion"


    ~~oh this is sooo not going to be good :frown: because I don't have kids

    ...yet!
  • meldins0831
    meldins0831 Posts: 42
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    "Marcus offers him the knife"

    Hhhhmmmm
  • Steven4BatmanSuit
    Steven4BatmanSuit Posts: 7
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    "Constant-voltage: The common name given to the general practices begun in the 1920s and 1930s..."
  • davrdr
    davrdr Posts: 7
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    "No need for a mixer for this recipe. Preheat the oven to 350°F and with a wooden spoon, mix butter into the mashed bananas until desired thickness"

    :laugh: really bananas, would have perferred cherries :wink:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    You've gotten the blood moving into the big muscle groups and the results will show up in your game (not to mention lower the risk of injury.)

    :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    All I have is a dictionary.

    "Having an irregular or asymmetrical shape"
  • abvickrey
    abvickrey Posts: 76 Member
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    "The relationship between mind and body is pretty solid."

    :)
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    "why not?"

    HAHAHAHAHA.. i guess i'll be lowering my standards this year...


    :laugh: This one gets my vote for favorite.
  • KateCon912
    KateCon912 Posts: 200 Member
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    "...subconscious capabilities in most individuals and can be used to improve health and help fight disease"

    lol it was a medical dictionary :)
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    It was mystifying, really.
  • jfrog123
    jfrog123 Posts: 432 Member
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    "Refusal of an employee to submit upon the request from management will result in immediate discharge.". :noway:

    - Current employee handbook


    *in case you are wondering, this is a section about drug testing after an injury on the job.
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 324 Member
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    "tackling the holidays in a different way could prove more stressful than doing things like you always have"


    alrighty then :huh:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    The king of Ireland is here, and he has slept with Branwen, your sister, and these are his horses.

    Celtic tales....
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
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    "The Diagnosis Field (DF) is the most important piece of information and needs to be as high as possible to maximize the chance that it is actually viewed on the screen without scrolling."

    From our 2012 work handbook. Exciting, huh?
  • TheFunBun
    TheFunBun Posts: 793 Member
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    "Those who know the pulse of this city tell me there is a pair of independent professionals who take on such jobs if the price is right."

    Heeee. I snorted.
  • jfrog123
    jfrog123 Posts: 432 Member
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    "Those who know the pulse of this city tell me there is a pair of independent professionals who take on such jobs if the price is right."

    Heeee. I snorted.


    OMG! Too freakin' funny!
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 969 Member
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    This is a game.

    Pick up the nearest book to you.
    Turn to page 45.
    The First Sentence will describe your sex life in 2012.

    Lets see what we get.

    "Hinduism is a polytheistic religion believing in thousands of gods and goddesses."

    Okay, weird but funny.:angry:

    My nearest book is Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

    "I think about what tribe i belong to, where my loyalties lie and what my affiliations are"

    LOL!!!
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    "Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".


    FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....

    ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    The king of Ireland is here, and he has slept with Branwen, your sister, and these are his horses.

    Celtic tales....
    SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SET FOR 2012, LOL:laugh:
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
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    Mention the words "desert island" to most people and they'll think of a tropical paradise.

    sooooo that mean my vagina is gonna be a tropical paradise this year??

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