Feeding Tube Diet?

ednabnana

This is crazy. To each their own but this sounds really CRAY CRAY!

"The K-E diet, which boasts promises of shedding 20 pounds in 10 days, is an increasingly popular alternative to ordinary calorie-counting programs. The program has dieters inserting a feeding tube into their nose that runs to the stomach. They're fed a constant slow drip of protein and fat, mixed with water, which contains zero carbohydrates and totals 800 calories a day. Body fat is burned off through a process called ketosis, which leaves muscle intact, Dr. Oliver Di Pietro of Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., said."


http://gma.yahoo.com/k-e-diet-brides-using-feeding-tubes-rapidly-080053646--abc-news-health.html

ConnieB1979

Nothing ceases to amaze me anymore!!!!!! ;-)

ednabnana

Same here! When I saw this, I reminded myself that I believe in "to each their own". This is definitely NOT for me.

Lisalovespies

absolute madness !!!

TheRoadDog

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

sherrirb

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

LMFBO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LaRoux10

I just read an article about that and it sounds completely bizarre! Those people must be desperate.

ednabnana

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

HAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:

mikey1976

yeah pretty sick it was on the news today it is not healthy i would rather pay theroaddog the cash for a closet blanket water and fresh veg and fruit and a protien drink. it would be healther then a feeding tube but theroaddog might charge extra for that service

grassette

My father in law was fed that way the week before he died. Enough said.

Jackievsg

Whats to stop you from getting so hungry you just open your mouth and eat?

WifeNMama

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

Where were you during my plateau??

StarvingKyy

I would do it in a heartbeat : ) (please dont judge me ha ha ha)
20 pounds in 10 days? hell YES

wk9t

I just read an article about that and it sounds completely bizarre! Those people must be desperate.

Or lazy!

thinclo

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

LOL! brilliant

JenivaDoll

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

LOL!!!

arickim

Some people annoy the crap out of me!!! The dr should be fired for doing something so stupid!

infamousmk

I would do it in a heartbeat : ) (please dont judge me ha ha ha)
20 pounds in 10 days? hell YES

So sorry, I'm judging. This is terribly unhealthy and damn near guaranteed that the weight will come back as soon as you stop this nonsense.

fitniknik

Not only is this cool, its a neat face accessory for a while!

angng

I would do it in a heartbeat : ) (please dont judge me ha ha ha)
20 pounds in 10 days? hell YES

Then just go on an 800 calorie ketogenic diet?

This "feeding tube diet" is no magic. He puts them on 800 calorie liquid diet via a tube. But. . .you CAN eat with an NG tube in place, AND you can just DRINK the enteral nutrition so like. . .what's the point?

God, why don't *I* come up with scams like this and charge people $$$ for it. Freakin' ethics.

StarvingKyy

I would do it in a heartbeat : ) (please dont judge me ha ha ha)
20 pounds in 10 days? hell YES

So sorry, I'm judging. This is terribly unhealthy and damn near guaranteed that the weight will come back as soon as you stop this nonsense.

Haha I knew Id be judged but oh well. Id still do it. Its no more unhealthy then people who lay around all day and eat junk food. Ha ha but I dont have 1500 dollars so that dream is already shot ';D

Hernandeak11

This sounds like a fantastic idea!...for coma patients.

If you're a fully functional human being and think this is a sound way to lose weight, you should probably get your head checked.

angng

I just read an article about that and it sounds completely bizarre! Those people must be desperate.

Or lazy!

Or brainwashed into thinking that they need a size 4 wedding dress rather than a size 6 that they'll do anything to get it. And. . .who can blame them, really? Women are bombarded with this information 24/7.

HiKaren

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

Baaah.... Sign me up!! Haah. Thats pretty funny sir... :laugh:

RobbieKCPhT

I just saw this on the news and I was SHOCKED that someone would actually put themself thru this. Should NG tubes be used on people who have medical needs? Not on people who are too lazy to exercise & eat healthy? Seriously...ridiculous!

warmachinejt

people are so ******** lazy....

InvidiaXII

Crazy indeed! Some people will go to great, shocking lengths to avoid actually getting off their butts and putting in the work :laugh:

TheDoctorDana

Why not just do the Atkins diet? It's the same thing ony you get to actually taste and chew pounds of bacon, steaks, seafood, whatever and go into ketosis. You would still save $$$$$ buying prime rib every day!

RahBuhBuh

If you could do the same thing but with a slow drip of coffee while chewing bacon the entire time I would be down with it.

Meg_78

people are so ******** lazy....

^^
EXACTLY my thoughts!

We are a culture of instant gratification and quick fixes. Its disgusting, nobody wants to work for anything.

Meg

BigDaddyBRC

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

Why you gotta charge man? Where's the MFP love? No, wait..you're right...GAS MONEY!