Feeding Tube Diet?

lisakyle_11

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

lol!

holly1283

My question would be: How fast does it come back on when the tube is removed?:ohwell:

reinventingandrea

I read that story this morning and it disgusts me. Personally, I think the doctor is just wrong for doing this for his patients. Losing that much weight in that short of a period of time is so dangerous.

jadedone

Maybe I am strange, but I'd rather have an outfit I look great in now, than to have to do a weird feeding tube diet and hope it works out.

korsicash

This is awful! It can not be healthy. That is just weird science.

Healthy_4_Life2

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

OMG!!!! ROTFL :laugh: :laugh:

AliceKlaar

If you could do the same thing but with a slow drip of coffee while chewing bacon the entire time I would be down with it.

That could work....

Jorra

people are so ******** lazy....

and ****ing stupid....

PlanetVelma

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

You, sir, are awesome!!!

Now all you have to do is have Dr. Oz endorse your "diet plan" and you'll be on the road to riches!

mynameiscarrie

so what you're telling me is that something is stuck into one's body, one limits his or her calorie intake, and he or she pays to do such?

why does this sound familiar? *cough cough HCG cough cough*

6heatherb6

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

Any help required...I'll be there!!!!

Just live and eat 800 calories a day and you'll loose...

Don't know what this 'teaches' you?!?!?!

:flowerforyou:

Pifflesmom

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

Is there an additional charge for Canadian customers?

6heatherb6

My question would be: How fast does it come back on when the tube is removed?:ohwell:

lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Considering it are you????

_Timmeh_

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

This sounds great.
Would you wear a french maid outfit while locking me up?

taso42

LMAO, you just can't make this **** up

tracyco66

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

lmao

sfoxy219

Why not just eat 800 calories a day? Same thing? I wouldn't want a funky nose tube even if I had to have one. Laziness I say.

BondBomb

They should call this the Dune diet.
Am I the only one that thinks of riding sandworms when they see the pic?

BondBomb

Why not just eat 800 calories a day? Same thing? I wouldn't want a funky nose tube even if I had to have one. Laziness I say.

Hah I would do it just FOR the nose tube.

Fat_2_Fit_Mommy

I saw this n Fb on my newsfeed I was like wtf?!? Why can't they just do the healthy way and not ruinning they're bodies. I think this is sick!

Fat_2_Fit_Mommy

I saw this on Fb on my newsfeed I was like wtf?!? Why can't they just do the healthy way and not ruinning they're bodies. I think this is sick!

KatyBugs1724

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol, I have an idea. Why don't we just yank peoples teeth out and call that a weight loss technique too?! You can't eat if you have no teeth! ........people are crazyyyy

BondBomb

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol, I have an idea. Why don't we just yank peoples teeth out and call that a weight loss technique too?! You can't eat if you have no teeth! ........people are crazyyyy

People have wired their jaws shut to lose weight. Sad but true.

nicolecfut

MFP is alot more appealing than walking around with a tube outta my nose, yikes....

Denjo060

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.
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LMFAO

ster81

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

lol

sunkisses

It would be less effort for me to consume less food and do some exercise than it would be to jam a tube into my snout and starve.

Serah87

Ohhh my!!! :noway:

dmpizza

Its disgusting for so many reasons.

Article and previous post

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/563909-brides-to-be-using-feeding-tubes

umachanxo

$1500 ?!?!

For $1000, I can come to your house, empty your fridge, lock you in your own basement with a case of water and then come back in 10 days and let you out. Guaranteed 10 lb loss or I'll lock you up for 10 more days at no additional charge.

THIS.