My name on UrbanDictionary.com

PeaceLoveVeggies
PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
Yep I had to share lol

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    clarise

    Is a very large mammal that usually desends from somewhere overseas. They usually have a lot of friends, but that never lasts long.
    Dude: there's that clarise girl
    Dude2: eww she stepped on my toe!

    :sad: :cry: :sad: :cry: :frown:
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    Ha! I skipped the first/standard one, but these are the rest. Love it - even if they are far from true!~
    Christine is basically a brilliant human being.

    Christine
    A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity
    If I only had Christine, I could do anything!

    Christine
    is a rock 'n' roller, rescuer, is a 16 out of a hotness 1-10 gauge, better than all the woman you have known and every time you hear the name CHRISTINE...you think of the Christine you let slip away. She's embedded in your heart for life, and your wife hates her.
    wife- wanna watch that awesome 80's movie "christine"
    YOU- (christine that chick i used to date who is hotter than my wife is even now?) Yeah I love that name..i mean car...movie uhhhh

    Christine
    Exactly what every man wants, and what every girl wants to be. Stop you dead in your tracks gorgeous. So hot. So sexy. Perfect flowing hair, big blue eyes, tiny little figure. Extremely intelligent, loyal, loving, witty and down to earth, although most will never see past her striking exterior.
    "He won't settle for less, he wants a Christine."

    Christine
    Always beautiful. Usually a trap for the shy guys. However, most men do not attempt to approach this woman because her beauty and coolness are intimidating. The Christine is smoking hot and very friendly. Usually from California.
    "check out that girl, is she a Christine??"
    "no, her name's Vicky."
    "oh...then f**k that sh**. let's get outta here and find ourselves some Christines."
    "Hell to the yeah."

    Christine
    This person is very smart and GORGEOUS. She is very easily loved and very sweet. People are attracted by her loving and beautiful hair. When people hear her name they faint for love and jelously
    Person 1: Hey I saw CHRISTINE the other day
    Person 2: overhears *faints*
  • kym117
    kym117 Posts: 315 Member
    Kimberly

    326 up, 61 down





    Beautiful, sexy, sweet and smart. Even more beautiful on the inside. This girl will make all your dreams come true. You'll never want to take your eyes off of her, she'll always amaze you and make you laugh. Great in bed. The one you will never want to let go of and if you do you will regret forever.

    Kimberly is the girl I want to marry.

    buy kimberly mugs & shirts

    hott smart sexy amazing sweet
    by JRSesta Feb 23, 2010 share this add a video
  • londongirl2012
    londongirl2012 Posts: 149 Member
    2. Puja 113 up, 69 down
    She is sweet and ecompasses everything sweet.
    Her hair is like licorace.
    Her eyes like chocolate.
    Her nose like gumdrops.
    Her lips like sweet strawberries.

    You are always in sweet company when you are with her, but too much can lead to cavities.
    "Man, I have a stomach ache."
    "You probably had too much Puja."

    "Im craving something sweet..."
    "Hey, a Puja would be perfect!"

    "I need some Puja right now
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Melanie

    Melanie means dark lady in Greek. Awesome person and someone you should definitely get to know. Someone funny and loves to make people laugh. Isn't afraid to get embarrassed and a great friend. Hard to be serious at times, but she's always going to make the right choices in the end. A very lovely lady and great at pranks. Someone whose outgoing and willing to try new things. She's pretty, smart, hot, sexy, and etc.
    everyone needs some Melanie in their lives!!

    A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
    Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
    Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
    Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
    DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie.
    Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
    It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
    Just shutup.
    Shes right.
    Your wrong.
    Everyones happy.
    Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

    She is the type of girl that you would not expect to be the "different" cool girl. She has her unique style. Might be shy at first and later talks her arm off. She can be needy at times but mostly she is a giving person. If you meet her or are good friends with her, do not betray her. She will do anything to get back at you. However, if you love her and give her the love she needs she will do anything in return to return the favor.
    Melanie is awesome probably the best girl out there.
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
    This one made me laugh:

    heidi:

    An absolutely fantastic girl. A gorgeous, funny, lovable, hugable cutie. Double fisting glasses of Stella is not uncommon for Heidi. Saying Heidi is amazing would be an understatement. Heidi is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no such thing as simply "A Heidi," as anyone with the name of Heidi deserves special recognition. Anyone named Heidi should be addressed as "The Heidi" because no Heidi is ordinary and each and every Heidi is worthy of such a title.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Mine doesn't exist. I'm unique.
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    Jayson

    A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.


    WOW!!! Im impressed
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    clarise

    Every time I hear that name, I think of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

    Cheers.
    -wtk
  • clouxles
    clouxles Posts: 71 Member
    I knew it... :glasses:

    Mark
    the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
    On your Mark, Get Set, Go!
  • clouxles
    clouxles Posts: 71 Member
    Mine doesn't exist. I'm unique.

    Or perhaps an enigma...?

    a puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation: Her disappearance is an enigma that has given rise to much speculation.
  • 1. Lindsey
    n. A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly laugh. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles. Their presents cause you great joy and their absence only sadness. You only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness is all you care about. Although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. There are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with someone that you will never have.
    “There goes my Lindsey.”
  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
    This was fun!

    Sarah
    A cool girl, generally pretty, smart and funny. into expressing herself through music, art, and or acting. fun to be around, and even though she may not know it, shes loved by everyone. people who hate her, either hate her for something she did or hate her out of jealousy. Shes very romantic and a little bookish, but can also be sexy when she wants to. Usually very happy/positive, unless something emotionally or mentally crushing happens.

    guy 1:"did you see that girl, yesterday she looked kinda quiet, but today shes letting her true colours show!"
    guy 2:"she's such a sarah"
    guy 1:"I secretly love that girl! i have to find out who she is!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    :flowerforyou:
    clarise

    Every time I hear that name, I think of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

    Cheers.
    -wtk
    :flowerforyou:

    i used to have a friend named Bambi. We were the cartoon deer club.
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    is mine the only name that totally blows on Urban Dictionary?
  • Carrot1971
    Carrot1971 Posts: 272 Member
    Carrie 1340 up, 341 down
    hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything.

    a dime piece, the realest *****. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.
    girl 1: jeremy, david, andy and james tried to get at her. they failed miserably
    girl 2: get at who?
    girl 1: carrieeeee...
    buy carrie mugs & shirtshot sassy good classy carrie
    by whenigrowup Aug 31, 2008 share this add a video
    2. Carrie 466 up, 170 down
    A girl who constantly has a guy on her side in her life. She's definitely attractive, super hot and sexy, but likes to reject guys often. She's very good at keeping people company, and you get lost in her cute and fun personality that you forget time is passing. She is secretly heartless because she likes to reject guys very often, but when she likes someone, she will give them her everything. But don't fall for her unless you know she likes you back - you could become very hurt.
    Dude, who did you say you liked? Carrie? wtf man, i like her too, thot we were boys!

    Sorry man, shes too beautiful cant help it
    buy carrie mugs & shirtsheartbreaker beautiful heartless cute fun sexy flirt
    by saygoodbye111 Jun 29, 2009 share this add a video
    3. Carrie 334 up, 121 down
    The sexiest girl ever. She could get any guy she wants, but always seems to go for douches who screw her over. A lot of guys dream about what she'd be like in bed. BEST KISSER. Other girls try to be like her, but never can be as amazing as she is. Knows how to pleasure a guy & make him so hard. Beautiful eyes and smile that you can't help but fall in love with. Acts like she's confident and doesn't give a **** about what anyone says to her, but inside is the sweetest girl with a huge heart. Acts like a player, but when she really likes a guy falls for him and will do anything for him.



    HAHAHHAHAHA....I wish!!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    1. Faye

    This girl is the most amazing person you will ever meet.
    damn, that faye is stunning.
    faye awesome super cool brutal bro0tal

    2. Faye

    a very cute girl who is super kind and fun to be around she love to have fun and hang out and loves color ful things
    i wish i could be like faye


    3. Faye

    shes the girl you shouldn't fancy but secretly do.
    her charms will get you licking her in bed.
    oooo this girl is a babeee.
    i can see her coming out of the tv.
    faye runs like a bee and makes me so horneee i need to pee.
    "see faye, i think i love her".




    OMFG, they must actually KNOW me!!!!:laugh: :noway:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Maya

    The most beautiful, angelic, ambrosial, enticing, gorgeous, enamoring, pretty, amazing, lovely, lovable, and wonderful girl anyone could ever met. The girl any guy would dream about spending their life with.

    The most wonderful, beautiful, amazing girl ever lived. Maya is beautiful on the inside and outside, is a little sassy, and always will stick by you. Most guys get a boner at the sight of her. She is very talented and loves being active. She is a ninja. you can always find her writing or outside. Any guy would be grateful to date Maya.

    :smooched:
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    22. Monica 75 up, 188 down

    A stupid *kitten* and succubous. She will eat your soul, lie to you, and call everyone she knows fake. she is a ****. All she cares about is ****. FTB
    Monica dates david. David cares about her. Monica lies and drives her daddies beamer around with her "ex" boyfried. David realises she's a ***** and promptly leaves that *kitten*.
    buy monica mugs & shirts

    bahahaha! yup, pretty much sums it up.
  • arlo1028
    arlo1028 Posts: 76 Member
    LOL Big head over here! lol

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  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    1. danny 3556 up, 1382 down

    an amazing guy.
    a danny can be defined by 5 words;
    funny, cute, unique, impressive, & huggable.
    danny's are people you can't help but love.
    & who could turn down a danny?
    "man, did you see that danny?! i'm sooo going home with him tonight!"


    2. Danny 411 up, 170 down

    A smart, funny, cute guy who knows how to attract the ladies and usually has more than one girl liking him at a time. He is hardworking, and determained to reach goals. Very attractive and has a great sense of humor and an amazing personality to go with it.
    Danny I like you.... :P

    3. Danny 1740 up, 791 down

    An extremely well endowed man who secretly everyone fancies, they are just afraid he will turn them down as he is so handsome. He is also kind and has a great personality.
    I'd love to go out with Danny, I'm just too scared to ask

    I want Danny to be the father of my children!

    4. Danny 106 up, 39 down

    Danny is the best person you will ever meet. He will teach you so much like loving others unconditionally and never holding a grudge on someone. Be glad if you know a Danny and try hard to keep him in your life because you will regret ever letting him go. Danny has a tendency to be shy but yet when your alone with him he will make you smile so hard that you will look like the joker. Danny is one of the most amazing people on earth.
    I am so glad I got to meet a Danny.

    5. Danny 859 up, 429 down

    A smart guy who has the IQ above 130. He receives A's in school but is not a nerd. He is simply perfect and very endowed
    Wow.. He's a Danny. I want to be like him.


    The most amazing guy in the universe, If you took all the stars in the sky and put them together, It still wouldn't shine as bright as his smile does, Danny is the type of guy you'll fall fast and hard for, And you'll never regret it. He's romantic, sweet, gorgeous, funny, and thoughtful. He's unforgettable.
    He's the boy of anyone and everyone's dreams. He'll be your knight in shining armour, Your prince. He's all you'll ever want and everything you never knew you needed.
    You'll love Danny with all of your heart.
    Oh man, See that handsome looking foo' over dere? That *kitten* so perfect he GOTTA be a Danny!!

    He's so sweet and perfect and everything I could ever want..<3(:
    YEAH SHUT UP. You got a Danny lucky *****.:P

    7. Danny 1225 up, 679 down

    The most amazing person/boyfriend a girl could EVER ask for.
    You'd be very lucky to ever get a danny, especially a haar. :)
    It isn't possible to get a better person.
    "I've got a Danny!"
    "Omg, really?! I'm SO jealous!"
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Edited because nunya!
  • Mrsfullwood
    Mrsfullwood Posts: 172 Member
    TANYA (this was the first one)

    An amazing woman with striking features and beautiful hair. Shes the kind of girl your buddies like, but also the type of girl you want to show off. She has an amazing appetite, but has a hot body. She is always adventerous in bed, and she is the type of girl that once you meet her, you can't get her off your mind. Sexy! She is a great friend to everyone, and never judges. Intelligence and sarchastic humor are her strong points.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Heather

    Usually a very pretty girl. Is smart, caring, and faithful. She is very loving, but sometimes does not know how to show it. She can also be very *****y and gets jealous very easily. It's best not to get on her bad side. If you break her heart, she may not be very forgiving. She is very good in bed, all though she is not a *kitten*, and knows how to suduce someone.


    I approve!
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Mine is pleasant but comically inaccurate:

    William 3452 up, 1084 down
    The perfect boyfriend; Someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them*. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.

    * Editor's Note: That's a broken antecedent.

    The second one is much more accurate:
    3946 up, 1438 down
    A charismatic, charming, handsome, respectful, and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' in many aspects.

    Cheers.
    -wtk
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    Ha! I didn't know they had names on there.


    Jessica

    A fun loving sweet girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind. She is often loved by others, but there are thse who don't like her. She is a thrill seeker and loves to test her limits. She sees herself as an average person, but people find her very sexy and attractive. She tries her best to help those around her, even if they don't fall into her circle. BE WARNED, if you piss off a jessica she is more likely to make your life such an utter hell for a VERY LONG TIME than forgive you any time soon. however she does look over a lot of things so it is kind of hard to piss her off. She has this carefree air about her, and may seem like a bubble head, but when you get to know her she is a very smart person, and is very complex with her thoughts and her views on life. She loves tha arts, and animals. She can however be very dominant in a lot of situations and is better left alone when she is having a bad day because if she says she can punch your lights out, then chances are she can. She can brighten anybody's day with a simple hello and a smile, and hates to see others bullied.



    Jessica

    An incredibly amazing girl who has a big heart and is fun loving, not consertive at all and she's free spirited. Jessica's are generally good and nice people but if you get on their bad side they will let you know how much of a stupid f***er they think you are. Jessica's are sexy and aren't prude. Normally Jessica's are down for anything, but ocassionally they think things through and decide if it's a good idea or not. Don't fear it's not too often. Jessica's also digg getting nicknames.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Emma 3879 up, 1198 down
    The most gorgeous woman ever seen. Known to randomly throw out little adorable and hysterical one-liners. Very artistically talented. One who has no true idea of her true beauty, both inside and out. A very very special woman that has the love and admiration of a person willing to do almost anything for her.
    Emma, you're the most gorgeous and wonderful woman I have ever met, I hope to be lucky enough to have you as a permanent part of my life, and I hope to be blessed enough to win your heart and be allowed to make you the happiest woman ever.
    buy emma mugs & shirts
    emma gorgeous beautiful special wonderful talented
    by Sekathra Jul 10, 2008 share this add a video

    2. Emma 763 up, 241 down
    The sweetest most wholly beautifilled lady I have ever had the pleasure to know and love, I would do anything for her. She is a true white Knight filled with nothing but the purest light, a true delight! Words simply do not do justice when attempting to describe quite how fantastic Emma is.
    As beautifull as emma
    a real emma, such an inspiration
    the best girl in the world
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
    1. Dominique

    the name of a girl, but no ordinary girl, a Dominique is someone special. a Dominique is someone that will walk into your life and change it for the better. odds are you'll never find another person like Dominique in your life. you should be honored to know her let alone befriend her. . . let alone get to date her. she makes for an exceptionally amazing girlfriend, always doing the right thing. believe me, you will eventually fall for her. and maybe you'll be lucky enough for her to fall for you. for you ever get the chance to date her, hold her tight and Never let go... make her feel like the only person in the world you could ever love... because i assure you, she'll make you feel the same.
    guy 1:dude, Im dating Dominique!
    guy 2: No ways man! that girl is a catch!
    guy 1: yeah a catch im not throwing back

    2. An extremely hot female, with large boobs
    beautiful eyes and smile and a nice butt.

    3. Dominique

    common name for a girl, for example, Dominique Dixon. The name literally means "of God", hence, a blessing, an angel. Though not all girls named Dominique are angels, not all are temptresses or evil either. Very hard to define seeing as they are all diffrent and unique and beautiful in her own way.

    Note: Dominique is a female french name, Dominic is an americanized male name, derived from the female name, Dominique is not a male name, though it is used as one, but hell a tomatoes a fruit, but its used as a vegtable, **** happens
    Her: "Hi, im Dominique"
    Him: "Wow, what a beautiful name"
    Her: "oh thank you, Its french you know..."

    THE FUNNY THING IS I AM FRENCH (MOM'S SIDE) AND WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNES, FRANCE. I ALSO HAVE THE BIG BOOBS! Who knew that was a precursur to being named Dominique. lol
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
    I knew it... :glasses:

    Mark
    the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
    On your Mark, Get Set, Go!

    LMAO!
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Ha!

    1) When you find a really rare or unique friend; One of a kind person.

    I found a total Heidi recently! It's great!

    2) Heidi is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

    "Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

    "Of course she is...that's Heidi"

    3) An absolutely fantastic girl. A gorgeous, funny, lovable, hugable cutie. Double fisting glasses of Stella is not uncommon for Heidi. Saying Heidi is amazing would be an understatement. Heidi is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no such thing as simply "A Heidi," as anyone with the name of Heidi deserves special recognition. Anyone named Heidi should be addressed as "The Heidi" because no Heidi is ordinary and each and every Heidi is worthy of such a title.

    Heidi is some to be recognized!
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
    Carrie 1340 up, 341 down
    hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything.

    a dime piece, the realest *****. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.
    girl 1: jeremy, david, andy and james tried to get at her. they failed miserably
    girl 2: get at who?
    girl 1: carrieeeee...
    buy carrie mugs & shirtshot sassy good classy carrie
    by whenigrowup Aug 31, 2008 share this add a video
    2. Carrie 466 up, 170 down
    A girl who constantly has a guy on her side in her life. She's definitely attractive, super hot and sexy, but likes to reject guys often. She's very good at keeping people company, and you get lost in her cute and fun personality that you forget time is passing. She is secretly heartless because she likes to reject guys very often, but when she likes someone, she will give them her everything. But don't fall for her unless you know she likes you back - you could become very hurt.
    Dude, who did you say you liked? Carrie? wtf man, i like her too, thot we were boys!

    Sorry man, shes too beautiful cant help it
    buy carrie mugs & shirtsheartbreaker beautiful heartless cute fun sexy flirt
    by saygoodbye111 Jun 29, 2009 share this add a video
    3. Carrie 334 up, 121 down
    The sexiest girl ever. She could get any guy she wants, but always seems to go for douches who screw her over. A lot of guys dream about what she'd be like in bed. BEST KISSER. Other girls try to be like her, but never can be as amazing as she is. Knows how to pleasure a guy & make him so hard. Beautiful eyes and smile that you can't help but fall in love with. Acts like she's confident and doesn't give a **** about what anyone says to her, but inside is the sweetest girl with a huge heart. Acts like a player, but when she really likes a guy falls for him and will do anything for him.



    HAHAHHAHAHA....I wish!!

    OMG! I'm laughing hysterically at the last bit! Not that you aren't talented or what not but that is just too funny!