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  • Peta22
    Peta22 Posts: 377 Member
    clarise

    Is a very large mammal that usually desends from somewhere overseas. They usually have a lot of friends, but that never lasts long.
    Dude: there's that clarise girl
    Dude2: eww she stepped on my toe!

    :sad: :cry: :sad: :cry: :frown:

    OMg! I'm still laughing out loud about this!!! How RUDE! Where do they get this stuff! :laugh:

    Have to look up mine now :happy:
  • WhitneyAnnabelle
    WhitneyAnnabelle Posts: 724 Member
    This made me laugh:

    Whitney

    Crazy in the mind and beautiful in the heart. A girl most people can't handle to be around, but those who can, never want her to leave. Family oriented and an all around sweetheart. Mouth of a sailor and body of a saint. Tends to be overdramtic and unrealistic, one of a kind. The only girl you can have a true love with. Fighting dragons and kissing princes is a daily job for this Sherlock Holmes style woman. Often an imaginary, or made up person.
    Aristotle ain't got nothing on a Whitney!!

    I am often an imaginary, made up person.
  • deeray
    deeray Posts: 103 Member
    1. Desiree 282 up, 51 down

    Usually brunette, very funny. Cool to be around. Awesome friend. Beautiful, sensitive, caring, and a hard worker. Very smart and successful. Desiree comes from the french word "desire." Holla

    I desire her. I want to be Desiree.




    2.Desiree 697 up, 161 down

    Typically a girl's name of French origin. Usually a brunette who has an amazing smile and a contagious laugh. Always a schnazzy dresser and amazingly fun. Extremely likable and this often makes you want to be in her circle. Above all...a straight up gangsta!

    Desiree: Can I Kick It?!?!

    Will: YES YOU CAN!!!


    3. Desiree 110 up, 22 down


    A female who is usually brunette. This name means "desired one" in French/Latin. The name usually fits the girl because Desiree's are known to be pretty, even sexy. Can be extremely nice but a ***** if you get her angry. They get what they want and are stubborn people for the most part. They're clever and most times smart. They're warm and welcoming but they can be coldhearted if wronged.

    This girl's name is Desiree, she's of French origin.
  • Spokez70
    Spokez70 Posts: 548 Member
    1. Jeff
    A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
    Someone with a fantastic everything.
    Everyone's best friend.
    A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
    This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
    Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
    Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
    "Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."

    2. Jeff
    a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)
    DAMN *****! Jeff is so fine
    sexy smart funny clever evil

    3. Jeff
    someone who is skilled. He just has it.
    dude, it's jeff
    ...whoa nice
  • kate_sunflower
    kate_sunflower Posts: 152 Member
    Me likey :laugh:

    Kate 293 up, 84 down
    1. One syllable of pure ecstacy. In ancient times, uttering 'Kate' would often cause massive public orgies.
    2. Used to compliment someone on their ridiculous good-looks.
    3. Indicative of high fashion sense.
    "Johnson, do you see that tall, sensuous woman over there?"
    "Hmmyes yes she's a 'Kate'"
  • Ceceamanda
    Ceceamanda Posts: 91 Member
    1. Cecilia 134 up, 22 down
    A mysteriously beautiful woman. She is calm, collected, and classy. She has a gorgeous face and one of the most amazing bodies, causing every man's head to turn. However, the best part about her is her pure soul. She can have anyone she wants, but she is incredibly faithful and loyal to the one she chooses. Her word and actions always match and no matter what, she will always be there for you. She is the type of woman to put a smile on your face, and relax you at the end of the day. If you let her go, you will regret it until the day you die. Cecilia is the type you want to marry.
    Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that girl!?
    Guy 2: She has the best *kitten* I've ever seen!!
    Guy 3: Yeah, that *kitten* is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Cecilia!
    beautiful classy wife loyal faithful
    Jan 11, 2011

    5. Cecilia 178 up, 55 down
    1) Someone who breaks your heart.

    2) Someone who shakes your confidence daily.

    3) Someone who makes you go down on your knees, begging please for her to come home.

    4) Someone who when you return from washing your face will be ****ing another dude in your bed. What a hooker.

    5) Someone who will eventually get tired of ****ing around and settle for you. You will be happy, she will resent you.
    Simon: Cecilia! You're breaking my heart! You're shaking my confidence daily!
    Cecilia: Yo *****, go wash your nasty-*kitten* face I've got **** to get done. Daaaaaymn!

    6. cecilia 409 up, 146 down
    a frickin amazing kid.
    who usually wears nerdy clothes and is still loved by all.
    and no matter what you always have fun with a cecilia:D
    the cecilia is one cool cat!
    cecilia=spiffy.

    you know.
    all that jazz.

    :laugh: - I picked the ones I laughed hardest at.
    "What's better is her intellect" LMAO These are fabulous.
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    ROFL! Nice job guys :)
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
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  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    1. Lisa 258 up, 56 down
    A trustworthy, great friend. Very hot and good looking. Boys are too scared to talk to her because they are worried what she will think of them. She is very funny and She Cares about others. Once you get to know her you will love her!!!
    Guy: OMG! i spoke to Lisa today!
    Other Guy: :O lucky you.
    Guy: i know shes great. Made me laugh alot!
    Other Guy: jealous:/

    2. lisa 555 up, 141 down
    Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
    Jason: your just like Lisa!
    Kasey: omg thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!


    3. Lisa 288 up, 73 down
    The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Likes to have a good time. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her. Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Someone who has a great zest for life. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. She is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. Lisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful. Amazing lover.
    I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.

    Lisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.
  • 1. aleksandra 324 up, 36 down
    A name for a girl who is well-liked by everyone. She always has a big smile ready for everyone, and loves to be around others. Can be very stubborn and moody at times, but she considers you as a friend, she will be extremely loyal.
    In society usually a very popular person.
    Smart, pretty, kind and active.
    In Eastern-European societies spelled like this, in Western Societies usually as Alexandra.
    There goes Aleksandra, looking gorgeous as usual.
    buy aleksandra mugs & shirtsalex gorgeous popular stubborn girl
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    2. Aleksandra 64 up, 15 down
    Aleksandra is the Eastern-European female version of the name Alexander. Alexander is an ancient Greek name, which means "men's defender/warrior". It is a name, which was originally associated to the Greek goddess Hera.

    Aleksandra is usually a strong, opinionated woman with great leader abilities. She usually is brunette.

    Nicknames for Aleksandra are: Aleks, Aleksandrina, Aleksandrinka, Sashca, Sasha, Sashinka
    "This is my friend, Aleksandra. She is from Russia."

    "Aleksandra can be a bit pushy sometimes but she means well."
  • shaybethxo
    shaybethxo Posts: 153 Member
    Shannon 583 up, 104 down

    Shannon: A goddess of beauty and love descented from the heavens. Was created by the gods to make all things on earth happier. She is known for her amazingness, beauty, sex appeal, her stunning smile and bedroom eyes. Is a great friend, lover and will make any man proud to have on his arm and to call her his wife. Loves her family and friends. Has charm, confidence,grace and is very flirtacious. turns all heads when she enters a room. Men want her and women idolize her. She is a rockstar in bed, there is nothing she won't do or try......She will leave you begging for more.If you ever get to know a Shannon consider yourself lucky she will be by your side at all times and love you with all her heart and soul weather it be your her friend,lover or soulmate. She is truely unique and wonderful to know!!! She puts her heart and soul into everything she does. Very artistic, hard working, caring, adventurous, hilarious, glamous. Make a house feel like home. She is sometimes shy or quite, sometimes closes up like a delicate flower if one should hurt her. But why would anyone want to hurt her?

    Shannon is comparable to Aphrodite the Goddess of love & beauty.

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    2. Shannon 617 up, 149 down

    She is the girl that you will always want around. She will make you laugh, smile, giggle. She is the best person you can live with. She can be the one that you want to be there when you get out of your bed in the morning. She is the most loving person anyone can love. Shes the best girlfriend/wife you can ever have. When you get to know her you would never want to leave her side. She is the best kisser you would ever kiss. She's even good in bed. The best thing to say about her is she will never leave your side and she will always love you at anytime of her life.

    Shannon shannon love lover shane

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    love sexy shane love of my life dead gorgues by GuyofherDreams Apr 23, 2009 share this add a video

    3. Shannon 1714 up, 490 down

    irish for little wise owl

    someone who is beautiful, inside and out. she's down to earth and crazy but you can't figure her out, which makes you love her all the more. she's also fun and funny and someone you can defiantly trust.

    they usually have red or dark hair and have beautiful natural highlights that others have to buy in a bottle.

    they are truly a unique person and one of a kind


    wow, there is something about Shannon that i just love!!

    Can't say I disagree :p
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
    Most of mine were pretty standard, but I had to post this one!

    Becca 2539 up, 1652 down

    to be hit in the face with an artificial penis
    "Man you so totally got becca'd last night."

    Teehee!
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    Laura:
    -sex on a stick
    -at times quiet
    -doesn't talk to people she thinks aren't worth her time
    -loves photography
    -one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet!
    -friendly
    -classy
    -gentle
    -elegant
    -the most intelligent person ever!
    -artistic
    -great taste in music
    -f***ing great! the end.

    "dude, do you see that laura over there?"

    "totally dude, she is one suga' I'd open my bakery to"
  • foxy2311
    foxy2311 Posts: 179
    Sara
    Fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks! She has everything to become anyone's best friend. People who are not her friend anymore dont know what they are missing in life now! No one is like Sara. She belongs to a totally different league
  • foxy2311
    foxy2311 Posts: 179
    Sara - I like this one
    The better way to spell the name sara. no need for a letter that is not pronounced. also means she is more unique then the sarahs with the h.

    A sexy amazing girl who has tons of guy friends and they all like her but they're to shy to admit it. Shes also gorgeous and has her own unique style . She's tough , smart , not so classy. Loves to live life to the fullest. Shy at 1st but wen you get to know her your like! Damn she's sexy , smart , funny, and badass!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    1. ken 618 up, 205 down
    It literally means "know" in Scottish. Can also mean "know what i mean?" in Scottish.
    1.Scottie: "Dae ye ken him?"
    Translation: "Do you know him?"

    2.Scottie: "It's ****ed up, ken?"
    Translation: "It's ****ed up, know what i mean?"
    buy ken mugs & shirts
    know i know know what i mean yes persons name
    by Glock21 Sep 24, 2005 share this add a video
    2. ken 635 up, 229 down
    Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.
    Damn, Ken's got all the *****es after him now. Too bad Barbie and him broke up. He could have been her sugar daddy. Now she's out on the streets having sex for crack.
    buy ken mugs & shirts
    hot good looking in demand big **** love slave
    by Jinny Dean Jul 16, 2006 share this add a video
    3. Ken 266 up, 128 down
    The most amazing guy on the entire planet.

    Sweet, Cute, Romantic and Incredible in bed
    I fell in love with Ken
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    amazing guy romantic ken bed incredible
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    4. ken 162 up, 85 down
    A Scottish word meaning know
    " Ye little ken what cursed speed
    The blastie's makin!
    Thae winks an finger-ends,
    I dread, Are notice takin!
    Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)
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    by St. Ias Sep 20, 2005 share this add a video
    5. Ken 74 up, 38 down
    noun

    A "perfect man" in the eyes of a woman. Taken from the 'Ken' male doll of the 'Barbie' series of dolls/toys. Like the toy, a Ken is expected to have perfect hair, lots of stylish clothes, and a multitude of accessories. Kens are also expected to have the same jobs as the Ken doll: see Baywatch Ken, Doctor Ken, Ken (Prince), Ken (Ski Champion), Prince Ken, Rock Stars Ken, Lawyer/Office/Business Ken.
    "I met a wonderful woman, but my nice car, good job, good looks, manners, devotion, and unwavering love weren't good enough for her. She is still waiting to find her Ken."
  • nomorewishing
    nomorewishing Posts: 250 Member
    "Rachel
    Rachels are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Rachel just from her sparkling eyes, and amazing bod. Rachel's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a Rachel. Rachel's are the most fun you can have without eating cheeseburgers.
    'I love that Rachel, she's so great, and I always have fun, even when we aren't eating cheeseburgers.'
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    beautiful fun sexy amazing fabulous cheesburger
    by Jarlsburg <3 Jun 2, 2009 share this add a video

    Rachel 2742 up, 1075 down
    1. She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

    2. A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

    3. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.
    1. Did you see that chick's hot bod? I'm so jealous. She's such a Rachel.

    2. Damn, I wish I was still with Rachel. She looks like she's having such a good time without me.

    3. She was so sweet to me when I needed a friend...such a Rachel."
    LOL, yeah right! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 10. Monica 230 up, 93 down
    Mysterious
    Sexy
    Attractive
    Wise
    Cautious
    Defending
    Determined
    Persistent
    Dark
    Calm
    Creative
    Helpful
    Serious
    Loyal
    Brave
    Intelligent
    Shy
    Family
    Depressing
    Beautiful
    When something bad happens to her, she has a pokerface/smile on the outside but inside, she's hurting.
    Guy: Monica is so crazily amazing. She's just perfect. I'm addicted to her.
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    attractive amazing perfect loyal helpful
    by i love monica Mar 2, 2011 share this add a video

    1. Monica 371 up, 101 down
    Monica is the coolest person you will ever meet. She is that awesome girl every guy wants but only one very lucky one finds himself with. She plays guitar, piano, and her voice melts the heart. Monica also plays video games, dances, and is skilled with Asian weapons. A lover of animals and nature she respects the earth and makes it a better place with each day. Monica can best be described as a smarticle. Someone who is mature and has her head on her shoulders yet can be adorable at the same time. This girl is every guys dream. She can always make you laugh and smile no matter how down you are. Monica is beautiful. She blesses the eyes of anyone that looks at her gorgeous face. When she looks at you with those big brown eyes it turns you to jelly and lights up your face like a firework. She is a girl that has been through many hardships that have made her into an incredibly strong person. She is someone that gives out more love than you could imagine. Loyalty and compassion find a home in her big heart. Monica always encourages you to follow your heart and brings out the best in everyone. She is the one that gives you that push you need to become great. Always knowing what to say she makes you feel like you are good enough to do anything. You can tell her anything and she will never judge you. Monica is that girl you could never expect was out there, but by a miracle she found herself here to spread happiness and provide an example of a great person. Monica is amazing.
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