Flirting by message
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i ONLY send friend request messages like that. It gives them fair warning about what they're getting into with me. My personal fave told the guy i wanted to lick his bald head. he accepted.
why lie, we men like the creeps0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?0 -
Ok...where the f are my dirty messages?0
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i ONLY send friend request messages like that. It gives them fair warning about what they're getting into with me. My personal fave told the guy i wanted to lick his bald head. he accepted.
why lie, we men like the creeps
Is it still creepy when a hot chick does it to a guy? I'm pretty sure guys just think, "yeah... that's hot... she wants me... sweeet"0 -
Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?
You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.0 -
Nope never been that lucky.. and besides I know the person either desperatly needs glasses or is LYING to make me feel better about myself if I was to get something like that ..0
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Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?
You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.
you do get the occasional bit of worm in the dirt too, so win/win0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
code for penis...lets see if this gets edited0 -
I hate flirting on here even by message, cuase it seems like the guys on this site get plenty of attention and I hate feeling like one of many that day. Its nicer to feel special, whether giving or receiving a flirt.
Granted almost all the flirtatious messages I get are pretty much just bluntly saying they would have sex with me. Which makes me feel boring as ****.0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!0 -
People still flirt? Hmmm, strange.0
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No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
You sold my dead bird to a blind crippled kid?
Pretty bird pretty bird
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is there any other way to communicate on mfp?
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Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?
You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.
you do get the occasional bit of worm in the dirt too, so win/win
Yes....but only the determined birds (not penis birds, normal birds) will get them. That's a whole lotta dirt eating before they get to the prize.0 -
I've had people send me messages after i've added them or sometimes even before adding me.
I dont mind it so much but i try to keep my friends list as small as possible this way i can fully communicate with everyone all the time
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Those are some of the best messages 0
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I think I've harrassed a lot of the females on my friends list. And they still have me on.. so I think I'm safe.
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I checked nope! Wait....... still no!0
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Na, but I totally would if I had a picture up LMAO.
I've never had any messages, and only one friend invite, from a proanorexic person
not my kind of thing so I declined. 0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!
It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)0 -
I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.
Oh wait... I have.0 -
I've not been flirted with at all one MFP. Boo. Maybe because I only have pics of my dogs? I don't know...
Hey, Your dogs are kinda cute. I will show you mine since you showed me yours. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Received one from a woman before lol didn't quite know what to say0
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if i had different friends, i would probably be slapped with sexual harrassment charges. and that is the ONE kind of slapping i don't like. it's so not flirty. i mean, if you want a date, there doesn't have to be a judge there amirite?0
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I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.
Oh wait... I have.
Still waiting. Wait, does that mean... I get it. I'll just take my ball and go home.0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!
It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)
So it was small? Like a birds beak? Suddenly the term "pecker" makes so much more sense to me...0 -
I personally would never do this.... I am very lady like and innocent! Unless of course he is shirtless and hot... Then how could anybody resist!! Haha :bigsmile:0
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Yes, I have. I don't usually accept those. However of you tell me I'm funny, then it's an automatic accept. I'm oddly vain that way.0
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No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!
It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)
aaaaaaaand there goes my sex drive...0 -
I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.
Oh wait... I have.
Still waiting. Wait, does that mean... I get it. I'll just take my ball and go home.
The ladies. 0
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