Flirting by message
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I've gotten a few. They usually make me smile.
Well... except the guy who once told me where he lived and asked for my address. I don't put the town I live in on my page any more. :noway:
I would just like to say that I am super jealous of your hair!
Could you put that in a FR and tell me you'd 'hit it'? Kidding!! Sorta0 -
today, i sent someone a friend request only with the words "i'd hit it." she accepted. i think it's my dimples.
hit what? REALLY?
What a delightful thing to say to a lady!:mad:
I thought it was hilarious... PLUS he's got a pic of him in a wet White t-shirt! I mean come ON!!! How can anyone say no to that!?0 -
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No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.0
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i've gotten occasional messages from girls but i'm not a good chaser so it usually stays at hi and smiley facess
i wish girls were more foward in pms. hey, it's the internets! :happy:0 -
well, i said it with a great deal of charm. and remember.... dimples!!
I didn't accept. Oh wait... you didn't ask. <sigh>0 -
Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?0 -
today, i sent someone a friend request only with the words "i'd hit it." she accepted. i think it's my dimples.
hit what? REALLY?
What a delightful thing to say to a lady!:mad:
well, i said it with a great deal of charm. and remember.... dimples!!
dimples!!! lol thanks for the laugh I needed it0 -
Thats a negitive for me0
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I would never.....
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i ONLY send friend request messages like that. It gives them fair warning about what they're getting into with me. My personal fave told the guy i wanted to lick his bald head. he accepted.
why lie, we men like the creeps0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?0 -
Ok...where the f are my dirty messages?0
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i ONLY send friend request messages like that. It gives them fair warning about what they're getting into with me. My personal fave told the guy i wanted to lick his bald head. he accepted.
why lie, we men like the creeps
Is it still creepy when a hot chick does it to a guy? I'm pretty sure guys just think, "yeah... that's hot... she wants me... sweeet"0 -
Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?
You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.0 -
Nope never been that lucky.. and besides I know the person either desperatly needs glasses or is LYING to make me feel better about myself if I was to get something like that ..0
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Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.
People don't eat worms anymore?
in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?
You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.
you do get the occasional bit of worm in the dirt too, so win/win0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
code for penis...lets see if this gets edited0 -
I hate flirting on here even by message, cuase it seems like the guys on this site get plenty of attention and I hate feeling like one of many that day. Its nicer to feel special, whether giving or receiving a flirt.
Granted almost all the flirtatious messages I get are pretty much just bluntly saying they would have sex with me. Which makes me feel boring as ****.0 -
No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.
Is bird code?
That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!0
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