Flirting by message

Cindy311

People still flirt? Hmmm, strange.

Scott613

No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.

Is bird code?

You sold my dead bird to a blind crippled kid?



Pretty bird pretty bird
[img][/img]

RocketsGirl

is there any other way to communicate on mfp?

onedayillbeamilf

Nope.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat dirt.

People don't eat worms anymore?

in THIS economy? are you KIDDING?

You're right, I forgot. We have to ration the worms. My apologies.

you do get the occasional bit of worm in the dirt too, so win/win

Yes....but only the determined birds (not penis birds, normal birds) will get them. That's a whole lotta dirt eating before they get to the prize.

BalenciaLynn

I've had people send me messages after i've added them or sometimes even before adding me.

I dont mind it so much but i try to keep my friends list as small as possible this way i can fully communicate with everyone all the time

MiniMichelle

Those are some of the best messages

SinIsIn

I think I've harrassed a lot of the females on my friends list. And they still have me on.. so I think I'm safe.

annalee_1

I checked nope! Wait....... still no!

obsidianwings

Na, but I totally would if I had a picture up LMAO.
I've never had any messages, and only one friend invite, from a proanorexic person not my kind of thing so I declined.

Lizabee84

No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.

Is bird code?

That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!

It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)

_Christine_

I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.

Oh wait... I have.

mustgetmuscles1

I've not been flirted with at all one MFP. Boo. Maybe because I only have pics of my dogs? I don't know...

Hey, Your dogs are kinda cute. I will show you mine since you showed me yours. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

beccci91

Received one from a woman before lol didn't quite know what to say

maab_connor

if i had different friends, i would probably be slapped with sexual harrassment charges. and that is the ONE kind of slapping i don't like. it's so not flirty. i mean, if you want a date, there doesn't have to be a judge there amirite?

_the_feniks_

I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.

Oh wait... I have.

Still waiting. Wait, does that mean... I get it. I'll just take my ball and go home.

onedayillbeamilf

No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.

Is bird code?

That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!

It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)

So it was small? Like a birds beak? Suddenly the term "pecker" makes so much more sense to me...

astroub

I personally would never do this.... I am very lady like and innocent! Unless of course he is shirtless and hot... Then how could anybody resist!! Haha :bigsmile:

california_peach

Yes, I have. I don't usually accept those. However of you tell me I'm funny, then it's an automatic accept. I'm oddly vain that way.

Elizabeth_C34

No but I did add a person (man old enough to be my dad) to my friends list and he sent me a message with the word hi and it was a picture of his bird. He was blocked and deleted. Now I hesitate to open or accept messages from new men.

Is bird code?

That's what I'm trying to figure out too. Was his penis shaped like a bird? Was it an actual bird? Does bird mean penis? Was he flipping you off? Which middle finger was he using? The big one on the lower part of his body, or one on his hand? I'm so confused. Oh the suspense!

It wasnt big...it was nasty, and on the lower part of his body and in a hand. It also had old balls with it (the one on his body)

aaaaaaaand there goes my sex drive...

_Christine_

I feel the sudden need to send FR and PMs to everyone.

Oh wait... I have.

Still waiting. Wait, does that mean... I get it. I'll just take my ball and go home.

The ladies.