Sexytime accidents

stevewynjones
stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
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So, we've all been there...passion gets to all of us and it can all go sooo wrong......

A younger me was chalanged to create a visually stunning "Brazilian" on my girlfriend at the time. Wine flowed that evening and she remembered the challange! off I skip to the bathroom returning like a conquering warrior with my razor and can of shaving foam...<30 secs later>..all fomed up and I'm going in....<shave>...perfect line now to clean the razor...

Oh...no water, hmm...I know.... I'll blow the foam away.....

*blow*.... <shave>....another perfect line.....Err..whats all that blood on your face? Yep..Cut my lip with a safety razor..off to hospital...sexytime ends!

..So whats yours? don't be shy....:tongue:
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  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    I am not even going there.....but thanks for sharing!! :love:
  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    I don't have any funny stories like that.... I'm boring I guess
  • AwesomeSauce4
    AwesomeSauce4 Posts: 1,062 Member
    I am not even going there.....but thanks for sharing!! :love:

    Yea.. What My Girl Said:wink: But Thanks for sharing:love:
  • xxxhelenaxxx
    xxxhelenaxxx Posts: 61 Member
    LAWL!! I gotta say, probably the worst I've ever gotten is an elbow to the eye or something stupid like that!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Ha! I was scared for her lady bits for a second! Ouch !

    I'm a total klutz. There are far too many to list. If you don't walk away bruised... You didn't do it right anyways. Right!?
  • AReasor
    AReasor Posts: 355 Member
    Was playing around with strawberries then realized my significant other was allergic. :blushing:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I took a knee to head and got a concussion trying to be particularly acrobatic.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Ha! I was scared for her lady bits for a second! Ouch !

    I'm a total klutz. There are far too many to list. If you don't walk away bruised... You didn't do it right anyways. Right!?

    yeah....just don't damage the livestock...it's expensive :smokin:
  • jpfost
    jpfost Posts: 192 Member
    Shower curtain rod, soap, slippery tub edge=big bruise = mood buster!
  • Amberetta82
    Amberetta82 Posts: 153 Member
    I was drunk and my bf was basically taking advantage of me. Well I'm not so coordinated while I'm drunk. It all happened so fast in my mind. I was laying down and he pulled me up towards him and my head busted his nose. It wasn't that bad so it didn't stop us lol. Both of us had bruises but he had a small cut on his nose too.
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
    i dont have any good sexytime stories.. but would like too!! :)

    :wink:
  • jodycoady
    jodycoady Posts: 598 Member
    Was playing around with strawberries then realized my significant other was allergic. :blushing:

    Woah!
  • Hernandeak11
    Hernandeak11 Posts: 351 Member
    I totally punched my boyfriend in the face one time (accidentally!), he got over it pretty quickly lol
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
  • RachFace1000
    RachFace1000 Posts: 154 Member
    Me and my boyfriend at the time were drunk and he uh... "missed". and while I lay there crying he just stands up "half time?" and walks into the bathroom. That was the end of that night.
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
    I had just made a coffee and I was on my bed reading with my coffee on the headboard thingy. My boyfriend of the time came in and surprise jumped me and so we were doing things, clothes had come off and the book had been closed, then he started doing his thing and my head hit the headboard and the still hot coffee fell and splashed all over us, it was a shock and we were slightly burnt afterwards. :smokin:
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    Sent a guy to the hospital - my fingernail into his eye I think I was reaching for his hair ooops. Oweeeeeeeeee. :noway:
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:


    Hahahahaahha:flowerforyou:
  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
    Not going there :blushing:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:

    :heart:
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:

    I just laughed so hard at this!
  • WhitneyAnnabelle
    WhitneyAnnabelle Posts: 724 Member
    You know how you can run a lighter over your socks and the little fuzzy things will burn off (yeah, I didn't either, but now I do)? I had a boyfriend who applied this theory to his pubic hair. Needless to say, it didn't go over so well. But jeez, it was priceless.
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
    When we were dating, my now hubby and I did it on the roof and I got shingle burn on my *kitten*. Ouch.
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    I was way too drunk one night and things got a little too wild and I threw up...
    Then there was the time I accidently kicked my husband (ex now) in the balls...talk about ending the mood!
    I have fallen off a bed...
    The funniest one ever was when I sneezed and smacked my husband in the face and gave him a bloody nose.
    Im sure there are more but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment!
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    There's a song by Blink 182...It's called 'F a Dog'.

    Came on my playlist right in the middle of a romantic encounter.

    We collapsed in giggles and that was the end of that!

    (I realize this isn't so much an accident...but I should have checked my iPod beforehand!)
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
    Stop the fight!! We have a winner!!
  • treehopper1987
    treehopper1987 Posts: 505 Member
    I totally punched my boyfriend in the face one time (accidentally!), he got over it pretty quickly lol


    haha I'm glad to know I'm not the only one! I about broke my husbands nose once.
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
    LOVE THIS! Been there! lol The look on their face is always priceless! lol
  • doinitforme2012
    doinitforme2012 Posts: 98 Member
    ok so my hubby comes walking out of the bathroom naked and he was standing in the door way, i was on the bed and patted next to me. he decided to take a flying leap and my reaction was to put my knees up and protect my face... his nose and teeth collided with my knee, leaving him with a bleeding nose and teeth marks in my knee. we thought his nose was broken.
  • loftus2005
    loftus2005 Posts: 61
    not so long ago my coffee mug fell of the headboard and hit my poor hubby right in the middle of the eyes. It split open and was bleeding all over!! talk about mood killer! LOL!! :laugh:
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