Sexytime accidents
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Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:0
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he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
Damn that never happens!0 -
wow where to begin
had an iud once a guy hit it(stupid dr cut wires too long) and i socked him in the head cuz that effin hurt lol. fell off a bed once. hit my head many times. imma stop bexausw imma clutz and the list cud go on forever0 -
We were in a certain numbered position and my son walked in, he was 12 at the time. Yep.0
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he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
So looking forward to our wedding night
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he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
So looking forward to our wedding night
last i recall you were looking into storage facilities...0 -
The 'slip' must be common. Or a sneaky thing guys do?
My then husband and I were having drunk fun on my birthday when the slip happened. Only we were both doubled over in excruciating pain.
Of course that was the same year that song 'Birthday Sex" by Jeremih came out. And we laughed our *kitten* off everytime we heard it.
The line where he says " Girl you know I..I..I" turned unto "Girl you know..I...I...ARGH-OMG!!!!0 -
Sent a guy to the hospital - my fingernail into his eye I think I was reaching for his hair ooops. Oweeeeeeeeee. :noway:
yeah...fake nails can send you there also.....< shudder>0 -
I'm a Jesuit Priest, so carnal pleasures are forbidden to me. However, I do like a good R rated movie.0
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i dont have any good sexytime stories.. but would like too!!
hmmmmmmmmmmm, excuse me am I in the right line????????? :-90 -
Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:
you can't tease us. SPILL IT!0 -
I knocked a headboard off the wall at a hotel one time. That was pretty hilarious! We didn't realize it was just hanging on the wall until it came tumbling down on our heads. lol0
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Finally thought of one!
I felt something stuck in my hair so I went to fix it to find out it was my husbands eyebrow ring tangled in my hair. I almost pulled it completely out and her started yelling in pain and was bleeding. It stayed swollen for a week :blushing:
I happened a few more times after that until he eventually just took out the eyebrow ring for good lol0 -
Oh dear God. That kids gonna need therapy!!!We were in a certain number postition and my son walked in, he was 12 at the time. Yep.0 -
32 yrs ago, she said she was dry, only thing I could find was Ben Gay!!! Oh, if you put water on it down there, you can end up with a serious burn. We were both ok, and the peeps in the ER were all laughing up a storm..... Not funny at all.
Forgot to mention, her dad threatened to shoot me if I came by his house again!0 -
Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:
it sounds fabulous and like one i'd be down for...0 -
Long story short I accidentally kicked my fiancé off the bed during "sexy time" cuz he tickled me and he ended up with a dislocated shoulder
. Oooopsiee. Hahah! 0 -
Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:
it sounds fabulous and like one i'd be down for...
We offer many packages here at "store it in back." Would you care for the 'junk in the trunk' at 59.99 a month or the 'storage in the attic' for 99.99?0 -
Tied the wife to the bed once..and my mother came up the stairs...forgot I'd give her a key....house was being redecorated by her company...Threw a quilt over the bed....made some lame excuse about the mess...and then had to go shopping with her....
..2 hours later when I got back the mood had changed slightly..as had the colour of the sheets....0 -
ok.. not exactally a sex story.. but in college my roommates and various boyfriends at the time were playing strip poker.. drunk off our *kitten* on "beer" you know, the generic white can with "beer" written on it.. (ahhh cheap college beer) anywho. my friend decided to break out the handcuffs and cuffed her hand to her foot, naked... then we informed her we didn't have a key to the cuffs.. i actually have a photo somewhere of her naked boyfriend undoing the handcuffs with a bobby pin.. hehehe..0
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he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
TMI Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
My hubby and I pulled the swing from the ceiling, sending us crashing to the ground.
Falling in the shower - this is just inevitable, I don't know why people try0 -
Oh another...
When I was with my kids' father... We were going at it and next thing I know he started having an asthma attack!! I had to throw on some clothes and go out to the car to get his inhaler. Fast walking towards the door, go to open it and BAM! Knocked my *kitten* down. Totally forgot that I locked it.
Was an interesting night.0 -
Tied the wife to the bed once..and my mother came up the stairs...forgot I'd give her a key.....
Threw aquilt over the bad....made some lame excuse about the mess...and then had to go shopping with her....
..2 hours later when I got back the mood had changed slightly..as had thee colour of the sheets....
i changed my mind. SOOOO not marrying you. unless i can be the one doing the tying...0 -
THIS IS AWESOME 0
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Was having sexytime with another girl friend...who forgot to tell me she had epilepsy.......mid passion...fit started..bit through her tongue!
blood everywhere.....0 -
Headboards are clearly dangerous!
I have a "got my head stuck in a wrought iron headboard" story. And a knocked a sword off the wall into the boyfriends face story. Fat bloody lips ruin all the fun.0 -
he said, "Oops, wrong hole!" I said, "Noooo, right hole." :drinker:
Yer ok, lady. Heck, yer better'n ok.0 -
Im totally not even going there, only my best friends know this one.. Its one guys would all cringe in pain if they knew. Im sure someone else has done it before.. but it doesnt need to be brought up lol :glasses:
you can't tease us. SPILL IT!
Yeah!Come on tell us!0 -
Lets see....Broke a lamp, charlie horse, charlie horse, broke a boxspring, oh and one time I dropped a girl...its only what a 2 ft drop i still think she overreacted lol0
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