Beavers, Butts, and Your Hard Candy!

scapez
scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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Thanks to one of my friends that posted this...according to Dr. Oz's show today, anal juice (or castoreum) from beavers may be in your hard candy. The anal juice is used to enhance flavors.

http://www.drozfans.com/dr-ozs-advice/dr-oz-beaver-anal-gland-juice-in-candy-maggots-in-mushrooms/

I'm sorry but beaver anal juice is the funniest string of words that I've ever heard!!!!

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    but a great name for a terrible band
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!

    DANGIT... beat me to it!
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Hell I think they should bottle it and sell it as an energy drink, I am sure the can/bottle would be fantastic!
  • rcates2424
    rcates2424 Posts: 208
    Its the new badger milk!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I heard beaver anal gland juice was the next weight loss miracle supplement.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I heard beaver anal gland juice was the next weight loss miracle supplement.

    Could you please tell me where to order some???? I've been eating 800 cals not including my exercise cals and I am STILL not loosing weight, I have upped my carbs but I'm thinking my diet coke may be to blame, if this works it would be great I don't realyl care how much it costss
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I find this thread offensive and honestly don't know what beaver anal juice has to do with weight loss and/or fitness. My goodness gracious! This isn't the Facebook, after all!
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    I thought this was going to have something to do with penises.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    AND I think I just threw up a little.
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 697 Member
    What about organic squirrel butt juice? I've heard it has a nutty flavor.
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    If that's what's in my candy (and I'm a candy fiend).... Then keep the beaver anal butt juice coming...

    Nom nom nom
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    Hell I think they should bottle it and sell it as an energy drink, I am sure the can/bottle would be fantastic!

    There is already a group of investors planning a brewery in San Marcos CA to manufacture "Belching Beaver Beer". Imagine the opening device they could market......
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.

    I thought it was a bit contrived, but Ellen Page gave a pretty good performance.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!
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  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    beaver anal juice
    Uh oh. There goes someone's siren...

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  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.

    I thought it was a bit contrived, but Ellen Page gave a pretty good performance.

    I agree! Though, I don't get the bank-connection with the film... Did I miss something?
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 296 Member
    Thats disgusting. Imma go puke.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    we are Castoreum!!!!!!!1


    *juggajuggajuggajuggaROOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. That sh!ts great!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't really get it... Who is farming the Beaver Anal Juice??? Who discover it's flavor enhancing capabilities??? And most importantly, who is paying Doctor Oz to spread this non-sense??
  • FitBlitz
    FitBlitz Posts: 146
    What about organic squirrel butt juice? I've heard it has a nutty flavor.

    *Dies laughing*
  • missysmission777
    missysmission777 Posts: 82 Member
    I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • spynoodle
    spynoodle Posts: 404
    How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??

    And how the heck did they find this out??
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

    If you quit eating food due to this nonsense and the plethora of other ridiculous claims you'd starve to death. A little beaver anal juice (aka. BAJ) hasn't killed you yet, it's probably not going to.

    Cripes, Cochineal extract and BAJ are good ol' natural additives. Embrace it.
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    Who discover it's flavor enhancing capabilities???
    That is a great question. "Hey this candy tastes ok but what could make it better?"...."I know, let's squeeze the juice out of that beaver's butt and add it." "Yeah, that's gotta improve the flavor."
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??

    And how the heck did they find this out??

    And HOW do you juice them? :huh:
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??

    You need an obtuse ruse for a four-beaver truce (like a goose in a spruce) that leaves their beaver sphincter loose to produce enough juice.

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