Beavers, Butts, and Your Hard Candy!

Options
scapez
scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
in Chit-Chat
Thanks to one of my friends that posted this...according to Dr. Oz's show today, anal juice (or castoreum) from beavers may be in your hard candy. The anal juice is used to enhance flavors.

http://www.drozfans.com/dr-ozs-advice/dr-oz-beaver-anal-gland-juice-in-candy-maggots-in-mushrooms/

I'm sorry but beaver anal juice is the funniest string of words that I've ever heard!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
«134

Replies

  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
    Options
    but a great name for a terrible band
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
    Options
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Options
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!

    DANGIT... beat me to it!
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Options
    Hell I think they should bottle it and sell it as an energy drink, I am sure the can/bottle would be fantastic!
  • rcates2424
    rcates2424 Posts: 208
    Options
    Its the new badger milk!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
    Options
    I heard beaver anal gland juice was the next weight loss miracle supplement.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Options
    I heard beaver anal gland juice was the next weight loss miracle supplement.

    Could you please tell me where to order some???? I've been eating 800 cals not including my exercise cals and I am STILL not loosing weight, I have upped my carbs but I'm thinking my diet coke may be to blame, if this works it would be great I don't realyl care how much it costss
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Options
    I find this thread offensive and honestly don't know what beaver anal juice has to do with weight loss and/or fitness. My goodness gracious! This isn't the Facebook, after all!
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Options
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
    Options
    I thought this was going to have something to do with penises.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
    Options
    AND I think I just threw up a little.
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 729 Member
    Options
    What about organic squirrel butt juice? I've heard it has a nutty flavor.
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    Options
    If that's what's in my candy (and I'm a candy fiend).... Then keep the beaver anal butt juice coming...

    Nom nom nom
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    Options
    Hell I think they should bottle it and sell it as an energy drink, I am sure the can/bottle would be fantastic!

    There is already a group of investors planning a brewery in San Marcos CA to manufacture "Belching Beaver Beer". Imagine the opening device they could market......
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Options
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Options
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.

    I thought it was a bit contrived, but Ellen Page gave a pretty good performance.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Options
    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!
    badumdump.gif
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    Options
    beaver anal juice
    Uh oh. There goes someone's siren...

    fish+cop.gif
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    Options
    hard candy is gross. it reminds me of banks.

    I thought it was a bit contrived, but Ellen Page gave a pretty good performance.

    I agree! Though, I don't get the bank-connection with the film... Did I miss something?
  • ashmarie484
    ashmarie484 Posts: 484 Member
    Options
    Thats disgusting. Imma go puke.

Categories