Beavers, Butts, and Your Hard Candy!

firefightingflip

Where is the troll that comes in the forum....writes all in caps about the underlying hidden message in the thread!

OH I SEE...WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF ANAL BEADS AND THERE EFFECT ON GLOBAL WARMING.

downsizinghoss

so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....

skylark94

I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

I consider Dr. Oz to be absolutely nothing more than entertainment. The man is a quack and a shill for whatever company is paying him vast sums to sucker ignorant people to buy their product.

Bring on the anal juice!

LauraMacNCheese

I KNEW this story was based on fact...obviously some tidbits were changed to protect the company...



It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.

''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.

So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''

The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''

''Very good,'' the teacher replies.

So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''

''Very good,'' she says again.

Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''

Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're *kitten*!''

california_peach

How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??

And how the heck did they find this out??

And HOW do you juice them? :huh:

A beaver butt juicer, of course.

firefightingflip

I KNEW this story was based on fact...obviously some tidbits were changed to protect the company...



It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.

''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.

So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''

The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''

''Very good,'' the teacher replies.

So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''

''Very good,'' she says again.

Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''

Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're *kitten*!''

Those are my favorite kinds....

kealambert

so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....

or, as it's referred to in my household

"tuesday night"

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Firefighter_Jay

I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

spynoodle

This thread is going to get me in trouble!

JThomas61

so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....

So you get more nutrients if you lick it straight from the beaver's butt instead of waiting for it to be juiced?

spynoodle

I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

I was going to ask if Canadians eat beavers, but that just seems wrong!

Nerple

If that's what's in my candy (and I'm a candy fiend).... Then keep the beaver anal butt juice coming...

Nom nom nom

My thoughts exactly!

k8lyn_235

good thing i don't eat hard candy..

LauraMacNCheese

I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

End all beaver anal abuse!

kealambert

I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

The Beaver is a noble creature

Firefighter_Jay

w_i_n_d_y

How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??

Sounds like a question for Mr. Owl...

Sp1nGoddess

We have this in the US

CoryIda

I think I'm going to go buy some peppermints when I get off of work. I'm suddenly hungry for some beaver butt juice.

WarriorMom2012

How exactly do you "milk" a beaver for his anal juice? I would not want to take on an angry beaver!

adamb83

Castoreum has a nice ring to it.... might change my MFP name to that.

WarriorMom2012

I think I'm going to go buy some peppermints when I get off of work. I'm suddenly hungry for some beaver butt juice.

I can help you with that...

Yanicka1

Lucky beaver

I mean poor poor beavers :sad:

RachVR6

I only eat anal juice from honey badgers.

LauraMacNCheese

http://toyourgoodhealthradio.com/think-twice-before-eating-that-candy/

According to this, beaver anal juice is also used in perfumes & colognes...does that mean beaver farts smell like flowers? :huh:

Peta22

Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!

LMAO!!!! I love the little drum guy!! :laugh:

_Timmeh_

Remind me to turn safe search back on when searching for "beaver anal juice" pics.

markymarrkk

also used in perfume, odor and flavoring of cigarettes and Beverages especially used in "vanilla" type flavoring.. haha imagine that. spraying on, smoking on and drinking Beaver Butt Juice

downsizedanno

but a great name for a terrible band

or possibly a terrible name for a great band?!?