Beavers, Butts, and Your Hard Candy!

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  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
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    so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....

    So you get more nutrients if you lick it straight from the beaver's butt instead of waiting for it to be juiced?
  • spynoodle
    spynoodle Posts: 404
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    I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

    I was going to ask if Canadians eat beavers, but that just seems wrong!
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If that's what's in my candy (and I'm a candy fiend).... Then keep the beaver anal butt juice coming...

    Nom nom nom

    My thoughts exactly!
  • k8lyn_235
    k8lyn_235 Posts: 507 Member
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    good thing i don't eat hard candy.. ;)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

    End all beaver anal abuse!

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  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.

    The Beaver is a noble creature
  • Firefighter_Jay
    Firefighter_Jay Posts: 426 Member
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  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
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    How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??


    Sounds like a question for Mr. Owl...
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    We have this in the US

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I think I'm going to go buy some peppermints when I get off of work. I'm suddenly hungry for some beaver butt juice.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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    How exactly do you "milk" a beaver for his anal juice? I would not want to take on an angry beaver!
  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
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    Castoreum has a nice ring to it.... might change my MFP name to that.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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    I think I'm going to go buy some peppermints when I get off of work. I'm suddenly hungry for some beaver butt juice.

    I can help you with that...
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Lucky beaver :tongue:

    I mean poor poor beavers :sad:
  • RachVR6
    RachVR6 Posts: 3,688 Member
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    I only eat anal juice from honey badgers.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    http://toyourgoodhealthradio.com/think-twice-before-eating-that-candy/

    According to this, beaver anal juice is also used in perfumes & colognes...does that mean beaver farts smell like flowers? :huh:
  • Peta22
    Peta22 Posts: 377 Member
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    Dr Oz... he's so full of beaver anal juice!!
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    LMAO!!!! I love the little drum guy!! :laugh:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Remind me to turn safe search back on when searching for "beaver anal juice" pics.
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
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    also used in perfume, odor and flavoring of cigarettes and Beverages especially used in "vanilla" type flavoring.. haha imagine that. spraying on, smoking on and drinking Beaver Butt Juice
  • downsizedanno
    downsizedanno Posts: 17
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    but a great name for a terrible band

    or possibly a terrible name for a great band?!?

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