Beavers, Butts, and Your Hard Candy!
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we are Castoreum!!!!!!!1
*juggajuggajuggajuggaROOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*0 -
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. That sh!ts great!!!0
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I don't really get it... Who is farming the Beaver Anal Juice??? Who discover it's flavor enhancing capabilities??? And most importantly, who is paying Doctor Oz to spread this non-sense??0
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What about organic squirrel butt juice? I've heard it has a nutty flavor.
*Dies laughing*0 -
I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:0
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How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??
And how the heck did they find this out??0 -
I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
If you quit eating food due to this nonsense and the plethora of other ridiculous claims you'd starve to death. A little beaver anal juice (aka. BAJ) hasn't killed you yet, it's probably not going to.
Cripes, Cochineal extract and BAJ are good ol' natural additives. Embrace it.0 -
Who discover it's flavor enhancing capabilities???0
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How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??
And how the heck did they find this out??
And HOW do you juice them? :huh:0 -
How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??
You need an obtuse ruse for a four-beaver truce (like a goose in a spruce) that leaves their beaver sphincter loose to produce enough juice.0 -
Where is the troll that comes in the forum....writes all in caps about the underlying hidden message in the thread!
OH I SEE...WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF ANAL BEADS AND THERE EFFECT ON GLOBAL WARMING.0 -
so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....0
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I am HERE to protect my fellow mates.....I was so disgusted when I watched this show today.... If that doesn't make you stop wanting to eat candy then you might need to get your head examined....GROSS.........:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
I consider Dr. Oz to be absolutely nothing more than entertainment. The man is a quack and a shill for whatever company is paying him vast sums to sucker ignorant people to buy their product.
Bring on the anal juice!0 -
I KNEW this story was based on fact...obviously some tidbits were changed to protect the company...
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.
''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''
The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''
''Very good,'' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''
''Very good,'' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're *kitten*!''0 -
How many beaver anuses do you have to juice??
And how the heck did they find this out??
And HOW do you juice them? :huh:
A beaver butt juicer, of course.0 -
I KNEW this story was based on fact...obviously some tidbits were changed to protect the company...
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.
''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''
The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''
''Very good,'' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''
''Very good,'' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're *kitten*!''
Those are my favorite kinds....0 -
so there I was, minding my own business and licking a beavers butt.....
or, as it's referred to in my household
"tuesday night"0 -
I'm Canadian, and we love our Beaver. Please don't abuse the Beavers, anally or otherwise.0
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This thread is going to get me in trouble!0
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