Negative Calorie Foods
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So far as I'm concerned Chocolate is a negative calorie food, and I dare anyone to tell me different.0
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Nothing counts if no one sees you eating it. At least that's what I always heard.0
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This has to be a joke. No one is this stupid!
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food that's been dropped on the floor is also negative calorie
the velocity of the air rushing past the food causes a minute friction that sucks the calories out of the food item and into the surrounding air
the impact of the food on the floor flattens the mollecules of the food, which makes it impossible for the calories to suck back into the item from the air
so if you hold your breath and obey the 5 second rule
it's calorie free0 -
Yes, that is true. 20 minutes 3 times a day before lunch. Not sure why the time matters but they said it does. I guess I'll eat even less when I have no teeth. lolChewing gum speeds up your metabolism....... #truestory0 -
food that's been dropped on the floor is also negative calorie
the velocity of the air rushing past the food causes a minute friction that sucks the calories out of the food item and into the surrounding air
the impact of the food on the floor flattens the mollecules of the food, which makes it impossible for the calories to suck back into the item from the air
so if you hold your breath and obey the 5 second rule
it's calorie free
Pure genius!! :drinker:0 -
If you eat standing up, the calories don't count!So I keep hearing about these "negative" calories foods and from what I understand that means it takes more calories for you to eat the food then is actually in the food?? Is that right?? If so I ate some Starbursts last night and those take an awful lot of effort and energy to chew.... would they be a negative calorie food?! Thanks for your help everyone! :flowerforyou:
This is *exactly* the sort of parroted misinformation which gets my blood boiling.
You have to eat standing on your head for inverted (or "negative") calories.0 -
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.0 -
If you eat standing up, the calories don't count!So I keep hearing about these "negative" calories foods and from what I understand that means it takes more calories for you to eat the food then is actually in the food?? Is that right?? If so I ate some Starbursts last night and those take an awful lot of effort and energy to chew.... would they be a negative calorie food?! Thanks for your help everyone! :flowerforyou:
This is *exactly* the sort of parroted misinformation which gets my blood boiling.
You have to eat standing on your head for inverted (or "negative") calories.
Oh crap! I guess I better learn to stand how my head!0 -
i wish this was all real. =\0
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Hey now! Just because you don't like it you don't have to be mean! And don't waste it by throwing it away! Send it to me.
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.0 -
Posts need to be "delete-able".0
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Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.
Everytime I eat cheesecake, it puts my calories into the negative. Little red -0 -
If you eat standing up, the calories don't count!So I keep hearing about these "negative" calories foods and from what I understand that means it takes more calories for you to eat the food then is actually in the food?? Is that right?? If so I ate some Starbursts last night and those take an awful lot of effort and energy to chew.... would they be a negative calorie food?! Thanks for your help everyone! :flowerforyou:
This is *exactly* the sort of parroted misinformation which gets my blood boiling.
You have to eat standing on your head for inverted (or "negative") calories.
Oh crap! I guess I better learn to stand how my head!
*adds new goal to list*0 -
Ipecac that will get you negative calories.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I heard if you eat two at a time you burn double the calories from all the chewing. So really you can eat twice as many! Score!0 -
This has to be a joke. No one is this stupid!
My thoughts exactly! lol0 -
Yes, this is true! Just be careful if you have any fillings or crowns in your teeth, because starbursts and other negative calorie chewy candy are more likely to make them fall out.
While they may be negative calorie, they also have a negative affect on your bank account if such a thing were to occur.0 -
i wish this was all real. =\
It IS real! It's on the interweb!0 -
If you eat standing up, the calories don't count!So I keep hearing about these "negative" calories foods and from what I understand that means it takes more calories for you to eat the food then is actually in the food?? Is that right?? If so I ate some Starbursts last night and those take an awful lot of effort and energy to chew.... would they be a negative calorie food?! Thanks for your help everyone! :flowerforyou:
This is *exactly* the sort of parroted misinformation which gets my blood boiling.
You have to eat standing on your head for inverted (or "negative") calories.
Oh crap! I guess I better learn to stand how my head!
Just be care OK? Make sure you have a spotter.
Also, Starbursts come pre-inverted. So if you eat those standing on your head, you get double inversion and that leads to positive calories!
Save double inversion events for other times.0 -
Go here and change the calories to a higher number. Voila, fixed!
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.
Everytime I eat cheesecake, it puts my calories into the negative. Little red -
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/account/change_goals_custom0 -
Go here and change the calories to a higher number. Voila, fixed!
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.
Everytime I eat cheesecake, it puts my calories into the negative. Little red -
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/account/change_goals_custom
Nah, just change it in the food database to be lower and piss off all the people that want to use that entry later. All the anger burns extra calories, so you're really doing them a service.0 -
This has to be a joke. No one is this stupid!
My thoughts exactly! lol
Reported for violation of the TOU. No insulting other users.0 -
This has to be a joke. No one is this stupid!
My thoughts exactly! lol
Reported for violation of the TOU. No insulting other users.
:drinker: to you! Thanks for watchin' out0 -
Chocolate that is given to you is free
So all those easter eggs the easter bunny brought don't count
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This has to be a joke. No one is this stupid!
My thoughts exactly! lol
Reported for violation of the TOU. No insulting other users.
:drinker: to you! Thanks for watchin' out
We have to keep these boards clean and wholesome.0 -
LMFAO!!!! GOOOOOOOOD luck with that.We have to keep these boards clean and wholesome.0 -
Chocolate that is given to you is free
So all those easter eggs the easter bunny brought don't count)
I must have been bad or something since the Easter bunny didn't come this year. :-(0 -
Go here and change the calories to a higher number. Voila, fixed!
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.
Everytime I eat cheesecake, it puts my calories into the negative. Little red -
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/account/change_goals_custom
Nah, just change it in the food database to be lower and piss off all the people that want to use that entry later. All the anger burns extra calories, so you're really doing them a service.
Lol! And this is why we're friends!0 -
Go here and change the calories to a higher number. Voila, fixed!
Yes, it is because it takes calories for me to pick it up and drop it in the trash. That **** is nasty! How do you people enjoy eating that trash?! Ice cream cake trumps all.I hear cheesecake is a negative calorie food.
Everytime I eat cheesecake, it puts my calories into the negative. Little red -
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/account/change_goals_custom
Nah, just change it in the food database to be lower and piss off all the people that want to use that entry later. All the anger burns extra calories, so you're really doing them a service.
THAT WAS YOU!?!?!?!?!0
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