Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me

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  • suziblues2000
    suziblues2000 Posts: 515 Member
    What is the most exciting thing in the world?
    What is the most boring?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?

    ofcourse it made a noise.

    My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.

    Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future
  • I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why are there so many guys out there who want a relationship?

    There arent. They are just telling you that so you sex them.

    They lose then, because I'm only after the sex and once they use the "R" word I run in the opposite direction.

    I concur. Why do guys stereotype us? Do those that don't fit the stereotype have any hope?

    Sorry I was staring at your bewbies. What was the question?

    Got my answer. But tell me, are all of these answers backed up by scientific data?

    Well i hav my undergrad in quantam physics, but my master is in philosphy. So in a word. no
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?

    He doesnt really care. Sex him.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What is the most exciting thing in the world?
    What is the most boring?

    Sex with other people.
    Sex by yourself.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Does farting release happy endorphines?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:

    Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Does farting release happy endorphines?

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?

    ofcourse it made a noise.

    My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.

    Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future

    never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet :wink:
    So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    no, they join the cast of GLEE.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    JImmy wrote the song.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    JImmy wrote the song.

    LOL BEST ANSWER EVER!! :laugh:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?

    ofcourse it made a noise.

    My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.

    Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future

    never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet :wink:
    So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:

    No, I believe in the Kansas theory "all we are is dust in the wind".....or more than likely the Motley Crue theory.....GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS.
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
    Does farting release happy endorphines?

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.



    like I said trouble :laugh: :laugh:
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
    most awkward thing you've had inside of you?

    ur tongue

    boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    most awkward thing you've had inside of you?

    ur tongue

    boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something

    ur tongue was a little squirrely
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 454 Member
    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.
  • I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?

    He doesnt really care. Sex him.

    Good answer...and I will!
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Does farting release happy endorphines?

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.

    LOve me some foreplay.

    :laugh:
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.

    A great idea... I will get the crack pipe! Thanks!
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