Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me
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What is the most exciting thing in the world?
What is the most boring?0 -
Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!
For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.
So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:0 -
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?
ofcourse it made a noise.
My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.
Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future0 -
I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?0
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Why are there so many guys out there who want a relationship?
There arent. They are just telling you that so you sex them.
They lose then, because I'm only after the sex and once they use the "R" word I run in the opposite direction.
I concur. Why do guys stereotype us? Do those that don't fit the stereotype have any hope?
Sorry I was staring at your bewbies. What was the question?
Got my answer. But tell me, are all of these answers backed up by scientific data?
Well i hav my undergrad in quantam physics, but my master is in philosphy. So in a word. no0 -
I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?
He doesnt really care. Sex him.0 -
What is the most exciting thing in the world?
What is the most boring?
Sex with other people.
Sex by yourself.0 -
Does farting release happy endorphines?0
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Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!
For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.
So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:
Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?0 -
Does farting release happy endorphines?
Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.0 -
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?
ofcourse it made a noise.
My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.
Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future
never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet
So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:0 -
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
no, they join the cast of GLEE.0 -
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
JImmy wrote the song.0 -
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
JImmy wrote the song.
LOL BEST ANSWER EVER!! :laugh:0 -
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?
ofcourse it made a noise.
My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.
Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future
never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet
So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:
No, I believe in the Kansas theory "all we are is dust in the wind".....or more than likely the Motley Crue theory.....GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS.0 -
Does farting release happy endorphines?
Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.
like I said trouble :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
Not all of us take that long...0 -
most awkward thing you've had inside of you?
ur tongue
boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something0 -
It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?0
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Why is abbreviated such a long word?
For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
Not all of us take that long...
not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!0 -
most awkward thing you've had inside of you?
ur tongue
boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something
ur tongue was a little squirrely0 -
What do men think of 24/7?
you and only you baby.
ohh, come here big boy0 -
It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?
a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children
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a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.0 -
I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?
He doesnt really care. Sex him.
Good answer...and I will!0 -
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
Not all of us take that long...
not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!
Can you hold out for 1?0 -
What do men think of 24/7?
you and only you baby.
ohh, come here big boy
you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby0 -
Does farting release happy endorphines?
Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.
LOve me some foreplay.
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Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?0
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Why is abbreviated such a long word?
For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.
Not all of us take that long...
not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!
Can you hold out for 1?
if im drunk0 -
It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?
a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children
or
a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.
A great idea... I will get the crack pipe! Thanks!0
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