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  • Posts: 515 Member
    What is the most exciting thing in the world?
    What is the most boring?
  • Posts: 9,377 Member

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:
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    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it fall , did it make a noise ? & What are your thoughts on quantum physics are you a string theory guy or a multi-verse guy?

    ofcourse it made a noise.

    My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.

    Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future
  • I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?
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    Got my answer. But tell me, are all of these answers backed up by scientific data?

    Well i hav my undergrad in quantam physics, but my master is in philosphy. So in a word. no
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?

    He doesnt really care. Sex him.
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    What is the most exciting thing in the world?
    What is the most boring?

    Sex with other people.
    Sex by yourself.
  • Posts: 1,754
    Does farting release happy endorphines?
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:

    Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    Does farting release happy endorphines?

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.
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    ofcourse it made a noise.

    My thoughts can be summed up succinctly by episodes 4, 39, 62, 116-122 of LOST.

    Also, as steve miller said....time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....into the future

    never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet :wink:
    So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    no, they join the cast of GLEE.
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    JImmy wrote the song.
  • Posts: 601 Member

    JImmy wrote the song.

    LOL BEST ANSWER EVER!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    never watched LOST-will go look it up on the internet :wink:
    So..you believe in steve miller theory then ..hummm :indifferent:

    No, I believe in the Kansas theory "all we are is dust in the wind".....or more than likely the Motley Crue theory.....GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS.
  • Posts: 275 Member

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.



    like I said trouble :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 610 Member

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...
  • Posts: 850 Member

    ur tongue

    boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something
  • Posts: 1,057 Member
    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something

    ur tongue was a little squirrely
  • Posts: 454 Member

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy
  • Posts: 1,266 Member
    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.

  • He doesnt really care. Sex him.

    Good answer...and I will!
  • Posts: 610 Member

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby
  • Posts: 1,754

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.

    LOve me some foreplay.

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 312 Member
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?
  • Posts: 1,266 Member

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk
  • Posts: 1,057 Member

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.

    A great idea... I will get the crack pipe! Thanks!
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