Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me

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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    most awkward thing you've had inside of you?

    ur tongue

    boring. I was hoping your answer would be shocking... like.. I dunno.. a hamster or something

    ur tongue was a little squirrely
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 459
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    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.
  • Rockerchick77
    Rockerchick77 Posts: 64
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    I forgot to tell the guy I'm dating (NEWLY dating-only a month) Happy Birthday yesterday until after he mentioned his bday. Is that an epic fail? how do I fix it?

    He doesnt really care. Sex him.

    Good answer...and I will!
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 615 Member
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    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    Does farting release happy endorphines?

    Fart in your wife face. If she bangs you afterwards the answer is yes.

    LOve me some foreplay.

    :laugh:
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 366
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    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    It's my wife's birthday.... a gift idea?

    a quilt that you knited yourself showing all of the times you have spent together, life, marriage, children

    or

    a brand new embroidered crack pipe to replace her old one.

    A great idea... I will get the crack pipe! Thanks!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    This is the fault of Sex and the City, Ally mcbeal and Tommy Lee.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 615 Member
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    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    I will happily tease for months! Just don't complain that I don't give it up fast enough.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 615 Member
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    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk

    My kind of man! :flowerforyou:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    Do you shave your toes?
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
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    Do you remember the ask _beachgirl_ thread?
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 483 Member
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    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk

    My kind of man! :flowerforyou:

    back of the line
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 459
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    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby


    Bring ur friend.. ill bring mine
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

    fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Do you shave your toes?

    only after im done shaving my thighs.

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