Time for some THAT DUDE Truth....hit me

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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    This is the fault of Sex and the City, Ally mcbeal and Tommy Lee.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    I will happily tease for months! Just don't complain that I don't give it up fast enough.
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk

    My kind of man! :flowerforyou:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Do you shave your toes?
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
    Do you remember the ask _beachgirl_ thread?
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
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    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    For the same reason God made men to orgasm quickly, but women to take a really long time, like moe than 2.4 minutes.

    Not all of us take that long...

    not all us men can hold out for 2.4 minutes!

    Can you hold out for 1?

    if im drunk

    My kind of man! :flowerforyou:

    back of the line
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 454 Member
    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby


    Bring ur friend.. ill bring mine
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
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    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

    fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Do you shave your toes?

    only after im done shaving my thighs.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Do you shave your toes?

    only after im done shaving my thighs.

    thought so.....:wink:
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Why do people say it's bad for you to drink too much, when it feels so right?
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    Is more than a mouthful a sprained tongue or more than a handful a waste ?
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
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    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

    fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Some things are like a fine wine..... They only get better with time. Ya know it allows all the flavors to REAAALLLYYYY come out.
  • Rockerchick77
    Rockerchick77 Posts: 64
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    This is the fault of Sex and the City, Ally mcbeal and Tommy Lee.

    I only tease the guys I REALLY like. :love:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Do you remember the ask _beachgirl_ thread?

    No
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Do you shave your toes?

    only after im done shaving my thighs.

    thought so.....:wink:

    u know so, u were the one who put the shaving cream on.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why are women only interested in meaningless sex? What happened to the old fashioned girls who like to tease for months?

    This is the fault of Sex and the City, Ally mcbeal and Tommy Lee.

    I only tease the guys I REALLY like. :love:

    and forget their birthdays
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    <
    What do you really think about my sunglasses??? Bahahahha.... (says this while jersey shore fist pumping)

    fun for a short time, but honeslty not the type you want to keep forever. Oh you mean your glasses?


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Some things are like a fine wine..... They only get better with time. Ya know it allows all the flavors to REAAALLLYYYY come out.

    earn it.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Is more than a mouthful a sprained tongue or more than a handful a waste ?

    reverse my giant vagina answer.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why do people say it's bad for you to drink too much, when it feels so right?

    you wanting to drink your own urine is certainly your business, but I dont recommend it.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What do men think of 24/7?

    you and only you baby.

    ohh, come here big boy

    you'll have to do better than that. Earn itbaby


    Bring ur friend.. ill bring mine

    oh you mean my friend Benjamin Franklin?
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    Is more than a mouthful a sprained tongue or more than a handful a waste ?

    reverse my giant vagina answer.

    :indifferent: huh ?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Is more than a mouthful a sprained tongue or more than a handful a waste ?

    reverse my giant vagina answer.

    :indifferent: huh ?

    see page one.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:

    Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?

    I looked it up. Now I'm more confused. Carry on!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why is Jack a nickname for John if they both have 4 letters?!

    For the same reason **** is a nickname for RIchard....but actually the trueness of it is Jack is supposed to be a nickname for JOnathan.

    So was John F. Kennedy's real name Jonathan? I thought John and Jack Kennedy were two different people for, like, a really long time. :ohwell:

    Even better, why was Edward Kennedy known as Teddy?

    I looked it up. Now I'm more confused. Carry on!

    Or you can start with Johnny Cougar, John Cougar, JOhn Cougar Mellencamp, JOhn Mellencamp.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Do you shave your toes?

    only after im done shaving my thighs.

    thought so.....:wink:




    u know so, u were the one who put the shaving cream on.

    Shhh :blushing:
  • rdsxgrl28
    rdsxgrl28 Posts: 165 Member
    Why does it feel so good to be a gangsta?

    Where is my red stapler?
  • dibdobw
    dibdobw Posts: 89 Member
    Farting is free and fun so defo makes you happy!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Why does it feel so good to be a gangsta?

    Where is my red stapler?

    ah yeah, um oh, im uh gonna need you to uh, ah work ummm this weekend, yeah uh huh. ok thanks.
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