Every time you use the word "tone"

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
God kills a kitten
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  • LPS1986
    LPS1986 Posts: 104
    God kills a kitten

    I am tone deaf.
  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
    I'm so sorry, kittens of the world, but I have a LOT of literature homework to finish and the instructor is always asking me, "What is the tone of the title? Where does the tone shift? What sort of tone is conveyed in the 3rd stanza?"

    I'm so sorry kittens!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    what does god do when I want to tone up so I don't get bulky lifting weights? (Looking around for pink dumbbells)
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    Somebody just used that word with me today... I cried a little inside for the lost kitten!!!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    God kills a kitten

    Make a move and the kitty gets it!


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  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    what does god do when I want to tone up so I don't get bulky lifting weights? (Looking around for pink dumbbells)

    God does nothing.
    But I drop a puppy in the sewer.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I'm so sorry, kittens of the world, but I have a LOT of literature homework to finish and the instructor is always asking me, "What is the tone of the title? Where does the tone shift? What sort of tone is conveyed in the 3rd stanza?"

    I'm so sorry kittens!!

    English kills.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone!



    That should take care of a few stray cats. :bigsmile:
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    what does god do when I want to tone up so I don't get bulky lifting weights? (Looking around for pink dumbbells)

    God does nothing.
    But I drop a puppy in the sewer.

    Sunshine isn't so happy and bright anymore eh!? See.... he made her the evil angel of "tone"!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    God kills a kitten

    Make a move and the kitty gets it!


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  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone! Tone!



    That should take care of a few stray cats. :bigsmile:


    MY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    what does god do when I want to tone up so I don't get bulky lifting weights? (Looking around for pink dumbbells)

    God does nothing.
    But I drop a puppy in the sewer.
    I dunno I think he kills a unicorn. I think toning up to avoid bulkiness killed all the unicorns!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Is it a violent kill?
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I don't think I like the tone of your voice...
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
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  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    i freaking hate the word tone!
  • stephanielynn76
    stephanielynn76 Posts: 709 Member
    I HATE when people say I'm "toned" ... I really do.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Tone Loc
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    It's ok, the kittens are fighting back.

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
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    haha awesome!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I just think of the the following statement: "You had better watch your tone there, Missy!"
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
    My #1 goal is to acheive a toned body... so boo on all ya'll. idowhatiwant.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I do not tone....... ever
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    OK, that's enough shenanigans from me.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I told my trainer that I want to develop my neurological tone.

    Saved a kitten.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    To be fair, a lot of us that join MFP have very little knowledge or experience with fitness until we start doing various DVD workouts, and for many of us that is the extent of what we know about to discuss on the topic of fitness. When Jillian and Chalene and various other DVD exercise instructors who clearly know a LOT MORE about exercise than we do are constantly using that word, we kind of figure it must be an okay word to use b/c what do we know? Nothing. And ese people making a career in fitness are using it. Even if you more seasoned peeps don't like these DVD people or their programs for various reasons (and I now know there are lots of those reasons! LOL), you still have to concede that yes they do know more than most newbies and it's very easy for us to get caught up in the terminology that they are using to motivate us. Please just cut the newbies a little slack, we are honestly trying our best. :-)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    LMAO at the amphibious attack tiger.
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