Testing Moderator Tools... Please Ignore

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  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    In before lock!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I'm reporting this for being exclusionary. Take it to groups!
  • w_i_n_d_y
    w_i_n_d_y Posts: 216 Member
    He said "moderator tools". heheheeehe

    I am a big fan of the right tool . . .

    You can have the right tool but you have to know how to use it correctly.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I got linkin park tickets!! \m/
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    now you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    Woof woof


    are you calling us a bunch of dogs?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    He said "moderator tools". heheheeehe

    I am a big fan of the right tool . . .

    You can have the right tool but you have to know how to use it correctly.

    Doubly reported for lasciviousness and for moving in on mah Donker.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Woof woof


    are you calling us a bunch of dogs?

    I like dags.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Contrarian has Radiohead tickets.
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    So is it lose or loose? I am so confused. I keep forgetting....
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 690 Member
    My daddy left home when I was three
    And he didn't leave much to ma and me
    Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
    Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

    Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
    And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
    It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
    Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
    And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
    I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
    My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
    I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
    But I made a vow to the moon and stars
    That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
    And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

    Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
    And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
    I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
    At an old saloon on a street of mud,
    There at a table, dealing stud,
    Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

    Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
    From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
    And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
    He was big and bent and gray and old,
    And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
    And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
    Now your gonna die!!"

    Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
    And he went down, but to my surprise,
    He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
    But I busted a chair right across his teeth
    And we crashed through the wall and into the street
    Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

    I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
    But I really can't remember when,
    He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
    I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
    He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
    He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

    And he said: "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

    He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that named you "Sue.'"

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I came away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I was told there would be punch and pie.
  • Papillon22
    Papillon22 Posts: 1,160 Member
    I wonder how many calories I burn writing this....
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGTH TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNINNNNNNNNNNNNNG D:<
  • RumOne
    RumOne Posts: 266 Member
    Um... how do you all know that he's not taking names?

    You mean it's a trap? hide.gif

    LMAO! :drinker:
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    herpity derpity

    herpes-invasion.jpg
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I was told there would be punch and pie.

    I got in trouble in Elementary school for hosting a punching contest. I won because I didn't cry but I made the boys cry.


    *holds out a cup of punch and a slice of pie for MK*
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    cat /dev/null > Testing Moderator Tools... Please Ignore
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!

    Only if you guzzle HCG by the gallon.
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    WOOF !!!!


    Lord Flashheart.....Blackadder....... youtube it if you dont get it and your not a cool kid
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!

    Only if you guzzle HCG by the gallon.

    I WAS WONDERING IF THAT STUFF WORKED! I WANT TO TRY IT. ANY ADVICE? LOLZ IM NEW
  • LisaF1163
    LisaF1163 Posts: 141
    "I made SNAAAACKS!!!"
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Twas brillig
    And the slithy toves did gyre and gible in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    Directions, I do not follow them very well.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!

    Only if you guzzle HCG by the gallon.

    I WAS WONDERING IF THAT STUFF WORKED! I WANT TO TRY IT. ANY ADVICE? LOLZ IM NEW

    First, you need a pregnant lady and a urinal.

    The only thing I haven't nailed down is whether or not this counts as water intake.. Anyone know?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    ALTERNATE MODERATION TOOLS RESPONSE IF MEMBERS ARE QUESTIONING OUR POSITION

    Dear Posters,

    MyFitnessPal strongly recommends that our users follow the calorie guidelines automatically assigned by our site, unless they are under the direct supervision of a doctor. We are currently reviewing the medical literature on the Moderator Tools calorie diet and reserve the right to moderate against discussions of this diet at any time in the future.

    For the time being, Moderator Tools discussions remain an option for members in private Groups. Please remember that even in Groups, all site wide rules must be correctly moderated, or the Group runs the risk of deletion. Specifically, endorsement of purchasing prescription supplements or medications without a prescription is in violation of the MyFitnessPal posting guidelines, which can be reviewed here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    Thank you all for your concern. We're definitely looking closely at this issue.


    **NOTE D2FOOTBALLJRC is NOT A MODERATOR IN ANY FORM.. JUST A SMART *kitten*.**
  • LisaF1163
    LisaF1163 Posts: 141
    Just in time for Mother's Day:

    "No... wire... hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?! I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me! What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag! You do! Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger! We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed! All of this is coming out! Out, out, out, out, out, out! You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed! Get out of that bed! You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers! And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma! Get up! Get up! Clean up this mess!"
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    Twas brillig
    And the slithy toves did gyre and gible in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    Directions, I do not follow them very well.

    YESSS!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Twas brillig
    And the slithy toves did gyre and gible in the wabe.
    All mimsy were the borogoves
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    Directions, I do not follow them very well.

    YESSS!

    You got a little something on your face....
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!

    Only if you guzzle HCG by the gallon.

    I WAS WONDERING IF THAT STUFF WORKED! I WANT TO TRY IT. ANY ADVICE? LOLZ IM NEW

    First, you need a pregnant lady and a urinal.

    The only thing I haven't nailed down is whether or not this counts as water intake.. Anyone know?

    OMG BUT NO ONE WILL *kitten* ME SO HOW CAN I GET A GIRL PREGNANT? LOLOLOLZ

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