Testing Moderator Tools... Please Ignore
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BUMP! I NEED FRIENDS PLEASE ADD ME!
Only if you guzzle HCG by the gallon.
I WAS WONDERING IF THAT STUFF WORKED! I WANT TO TRY IT. ANY ADVICE? LOLZ IM NEW
First, you need a pregnant lady and a urinal.
The only thing I haven't nailed down is whether or not this counts as water intake.. Anyone know?
OMG BUT NO ONE WILL **** ME SO HOW CAN I GET A GIRL PREGNANT? LOLOLOLZ
Well try hanging some curtains up on the cardboard box. Show the ladies you have class.0 -
"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this 'six foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, (*makes 'whoshing' sound*) from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect."0
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do not touch the red button!
Don't people know that you can't say don't touch that.... I have to touch it now ... just because you said not to!
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HCG is not for everyone.
(thread hijack statement is now in play).0 -
You're not the boss of me...are you?0
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You're not the boss of me...are you?
You saying that has me humming the theme song of Macolm in the Middle now.. "YOU"RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!!! YOUR"RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!!!!"0 -
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French?
FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?
-- Monty Python's Holy Grail0 -
testing a few tools of my own ...
so far so ...
wait wtf ...0 -
in before the lock0
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Can I help?0
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
-- Billy Madison0 -
Ok I am now ignoring everyone in this thread. :bigsmile:
I love tae-bo too.0 -
Recipe for Mongolian Mother$%#r
1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz gin
1/4 oz rum
1/4 oz sloe gin
1/4 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/4 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1/4 oz triple sec
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 splash orange juice
1 splash cranberry juice
Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Shake well, strain into a rocks glass or old-fashioned glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.0 -
Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
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Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me of
http://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s) 0 -
Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me ofhttp://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s)
OMG I CAN REMAIN A VIRGIN NOW!!! LOLOLOLZ
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Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me ofhttp://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s)
OMG I CAN REMAIN A VIRGIN NOW!!! LOLOLOLZ
This is why you don't have any friends. Put on your big girl panties, FFS. LOLLERSKATEZ!0 -
Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me ofhttp://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s)
OMG I CAN REMAIN A VIRGIN NOW!!! LOLOLOLZ
This is why you don't have any friends. Put on your big girl panties, FFS. LOLLERSKATEZ!
BUT I ONLY WEAR THE LITTLE PANTIES I STEAL FROM THE LAUNDROMAT LOLOLLZ ZOMG!0 -
I know how to build a Pine Cone Bird Feeder.0
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BACON!!!!! BACON!!!!! BACON!!!!! BACON!!!!!0
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I know how to build a Pine Cone Bird Feeder.
prove it0 -
Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me ofhttp://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s)
OMG I CAN REMAIN A VIRGIN NOW!!! LOLOLOLZ
This is why you don't have any friends. Put on your big girl panties, FFS. LOLLERSKATEZ!
BUT I ONLY WEAR THE LITTLE PANTIES I STEAL FROM THE LAUNDROMAT LOLOLLZ ZOMG!
Jerk!! That's where my panties are going! But if you can fit into them, this may explain why you are still a virgin.
OMG-LOLLERCAUST.0 -
Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck man
/shudder/
My worst nightmare.0 -
ductus exemplo imperium in imperio0
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Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck manHi Folks,
Just helping the developers test some stuff
Steven
!!! QUARTS OF HCG FOR EVERYONE!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND H-C-G!
(Reminds me ofhttp://youtu.be/YSZQsui7D8s)
OMG I CAN REMAIN A VIRGIN NOW!!! LOLOLOLZ
This is why you don't have any friends. Put on your big girl panties, FFS. LOLLERSKATEZ!
BUT I ONLY WEAR THE LITTLE PANTIES I STEAL FROM THE LAUNDROMAT LOLOLLZ ZOMG!
Jerk!! That's where my panties are going! But if you can fit into them, this may explain why you are still a virgin.
OMG-LOLLERCAUST.
zOMG!!! U HAVE LIKE THE BEST KIND EVER SO SILKY AND SMOOTH! THEY ARE A BIT TOOO SMALL THOUGH I NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT FOR THEM TO FIT LOLOLOLZ I WEAR THEM WHEN I GET ON MY WEBCAMERA ON THE INTERNETZ LOL OLOZ0 -
I think a MFP baby would be great! We can call him Stike!Hope the test comes back positive. Good luck man
/shudder/
My worst nightmare.
Stike all grown up.
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Gah.0
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BEEFCAKE 7000! Who wants some?0
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trolololoooo~0
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ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French?
FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?
-- Monty Python's Holy Grail
This movie should be quoted more regularly0
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