Dumbest Fight You Ever Had With Significant Other
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These are all so funny! Love is strange, keep em coming!!0
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I was drunk and wanted to go to the cemetery he didnt,it turned into a fight somehow lol0
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My husband and I, about 15 years ago when we first got married, had a silly fight about who should clean out the pockets of pants. I had put a pair of his pants in the dryer and something was clunking around. I didn't notice it just thought it was the zipper of a jacket that was also in there. He goes over and yanks open the door and proceeds to get all sorts of mad at me about not cleaning out the pockets of his pants. There was some sort of rock that he had picked up somewhere along the way. He has cleaned his own pockets out ever since that day.
ETA: We also always argue when we play spades together whether he is my partner or not. It's all in fun though. What's a good spades game without some trash talking?0 -
Stupidest fight in history. One morning, our Rottie Shep bit the park maintenence guy on his pant leg and dragged him around. He seemed okay and we left. I called my wife at work and told her what had happened. She wanted me to find the guy. I refused. We argued about it for an hour. The way I saw it, the guy was only bit on his pant leg. He didn't make a big deal about it. I don't know why my wife made such a fuss. My dog has never liked a man in uniform. One time he ripped a guy's pantleg completely off with one bite. Needless to say, I took out my check book and asked him how much money he wanted. I didn't even bother to tell my wife about the guy and his pantleg.0
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here is a really stupid one
husband said that he coudlnt' find the vacuum cleaner filter thing and asked me if i knew where it was. he usually does the vacuuming.
i said no, i didn't see it.
he says that maybe i moved it accidentally.
i said, no i didn't, i would know if i saw it because it is very distinctive looking.
he says well maybe you just were tired and didn't realize it.
i said no i didn't move it, maybe it fell somewhere...
and on and on.
we never found it. i am convinced he still thinks i "accidentally moved it somewhere" but i didn't... so i've let it go but it's still in the back of my mind as our most ridiculous fight.
other ones have been about whether it is warm enough to change to "summer" sheets or if it's cold enough to change to flannel sheets.
whether the dog needs to get her frontline today or tomorrow
if i say something in a certain tone he will get mad like "what's wrong with you" like i'm being a bi*ch and i'll just say "sorry, i didn't hear you correctly, everything is fine" and then he acts like "well somethign is wrong" and i say "no it's not i'm sorry if my voice came across that way"... and on and on
other stupid crap like that. we dont' really fight about big things, that's funny...0 -
He bought Hellman's mayo "made with olive oil" and I pointed out to him that it's just regular mayonnaise... With some olive oil added. I get annoyed when he buys "fat free" processed crap, especially when he does NOT need to lose weight.0
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This is funny topic... I actually had to think a bit on this one because my beau and I have a lot of silly spats... which do always end up laughing about when all said and done! Most of them are usually about where "I" put something.... I am always blamed for putting "his stuff" where it doesn't belong because I am always cleaning.... um, excuse me for being neat. "Where the bleep did you put my HAT??? GAWWWWD... I can never FIND anyhing in this HOUSE!!! ......I shrugged my shoulders a few times and let him rant a bit and finally...."Dear, you are wearing your hat...... " Yea, that was a good one.0
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So many. We argued over what the rabbit would sound like if he could talk the other day.
*laughs*
i can seem myself having an argument like that.
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It was midnight I got up to go to the bathroom and forgot to flush...next day he walks in and asks how much toilet paper do you use?!
I reply with I dunno I was half asleep when that happened so I thought about it and said I wrap it up in a ball and use it. Maybe 10 sheets or so.
I thought about it some more then asked him how many sheets do you use?
He replies 3 sheets.
I call bullsh!t on him and the argument started. We still laugh about it to this day when I yell across the room "Hey 3 sheets....." he knows exactly who I'm talkin bout...0 -
just thought of another one. he got me some kind of salad at the zoo a few months ago. i said i didn't want the chicken on it because it looked gray (probably was deep fried and got the gray color when it was put in a refridgerator after that) and i wasn't going to eat it. i put it aside and just ate teh rest of the salad. he got mad and said i was wasting food, what was wrong with it? i said, well you eat it if you think it's so great. of course he didnt!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: so awesome :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:This is funny topic... I actually had to think a bit on this one because my beau and I have a lot of silly spats... which do always end up laughing about when all said and done! Most of them are usually about where "I" put something.... I am always blamed for putting "his stuff" where it doesn't belong because I am always cleaning.... um, excuse me for being neat. "Where the bleep did you put my HAT??? GAWWWWD... I can never FIND anyhing in this HOUSE!!! ......I shrugged my shoulders a few times and let him rant a bit and finally...."Dear, you are wearing your hat...... " Yea, that was a good one.
Here is the thing if what your fighting over is stupid then it's a good thing and it's always entertaining later!0 -
just thought of another one. he got me some kind of salad at the zoo a few months ago. i said i didn't want the chicken on it because it looked gray (probably was deep fried and got the gray color when it was put in a refridgerator after that) and i wasn't going to eat it. i put it aside and just ate teh rest of the salad. he got mad and said i was wasting food, what was wrong with it? i said, well you eat it if you think it's so great. of course he didnt!
:laugh: your guy sounds like me and you sound like my honey.. I would be upset over wasting food, we have had several fights over wasting "perfectly good food" LOL0 -
She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I think I dated her too? Freita Felcher...from cranston??0 -
Ladies, I've read in other posts that when fighting to just start taking your clothes off. My fiancé and I get into lots of silly little riffs, and I have seriously starting doing this. He can't stay mad and he just laughs asking what I'm doing, and bam! Fight is over.0
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Our most common fight goes something like this
*me really tired*
Him: Babe, what's wrong?
Me: Nothing. I'm just tired.
Him: NO, you're NOT just tired! You sighed. That means something is wrong.
Me: SERIOUSLY! Nothing is wrong! I didn't sigh! I'm just tired!
Him: You DID sigh! Why won't you tell me what's wrong?!
Me: OMG! You are so annoying! NOTHING IS WRONG!
*Complete Blowout*0 -
My fiance and I once argued about where Sean Connery was from. He was so sure that he was from London England when i said no...he was from Scotland. The fight became a silent treatment until I had access to the internet so I could google the response and prove that I was right.0
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Our dumbest fights always surround playing video games together, lol. We both turn into 13 year old Xbox boys screaming "Whatever, you ****ing gaywad!" at each other if a game gets particularly heated. So dumb, soooo dumb
I can totally relate. I almost stotted (if anyone doesn't know what this means it's throw with A LOT of force) my xbox controller off my boyfriends head when play Mortal Kombat against each other.0 -
We don't "fight", we disagree. And we disagree over dumb stuff all the time. Usually it's about remembering things accurately and on occasion, who gets the Xbox.0
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Ladies, I've read in other posts that when fighting to just start taking your clothes off. My fiancé and I get into lots of silly little riffs, and I have seriously starting doing this. He can't stay mad and he just laughs asking what I'm doing, and bam! Fight is over.
I end up doing this if I get over-heated when I am upset..LOL gonna be a copycat Em ♥0 -
when my ex husband and i were dating, we had our first major blow out over a movie trailer. it showed military planes, that according to him, werent not specific to that time period. im like, so what, who cares, its not a documentary. its hollywood. its fiction. its fun. oh no,having a C-130 in a movie taking place in the 1940s was no laughing matter to him. i wound up walking out and heading back to my apartment... in my socks.
later we made up. watched the movie we rented.
"Leaving Las Vegas". talk about a real pick-me-up. 0 -
We have regular arguments over who is better:
Iron Man vs Captain American
Iron Man vs Batman
My partner really likes Iron Man :laugh:0 -
when my ex husband and i were dating, we had our first major blow out over a movie trailer. it showed military planes, that according to him, werent not specific to that time period. im like, so what, who cares, its not a documentary. its hollywood. its fiction. its fun. oh no,having a C-130 in a movie taking place in the 1940s was no laughing matter to him. i wound up walking out and heading back to my apartment... in my socks.
later we made up. watched the movie we rented.
"Leaving Las Vegas". talk about a real pick-me-up.
LOL Men, when they are sure of something ..well they are just like ME and DON'T give up !!0 -
We have regular arguments over who is better:
Iron Man vs Captain American
Iron Man vs Batman
My partner really likes Iron Man :laugh:
LOL AWESOME FIGHT TO HAVE!!! Wonder Woman is best in my book.. I dig Iron Man too0 -
Getting WiFi at the house. Seriously. We had a HUGE blowup over it that lasted for days, and we didn't even sleep in the same bed for about two weeks. Dumbest thing. Ever.0
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we argued yesterday as he bought me FULL FAT WHIPPED CREAM YOGHURTS i wanted 0% fat free.... we had a hell of a bust up...LOL it's ever so funny thinking about it. How sad are we!! LOL
haha I can totally relate! He got me a crispy chicken salad instead of a grilled... or he bought white bread instead of wheat haha. craziness.0 -
We have regular arguments over who is better:
Iron Man vs Captain American
Iron Man vs Batman
My partner really likes Iron Man :laugh:
LOL AWESOME FIGHT TO HAVE!!! Wonder Woman is best in my book.. I dig Iron Man too
We have it any time we watch any movie with any of those characters in or if I'm reading a comic with those characters, and we have the same fight every time!0 -
The very first major fight I had with Mr Cheesefries was over salad dressing. I was moving into a different apartment and realized that he had accumulated 32 bottles of dressing in my old place's fridge. I refused to move all of them, and draaaaaamaaaaa ensued.0
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Anyone else get into arguments during some sort of DIY project?
My boyfriend is pretty useless at this sort of thing but is too manly to admit it so he just gets angry and says the whatever it is he's building isn't made right. He never looks at the instructions which doesn't help and lacks common sense when he gets annoyed.
I'm calmer with these things (and quite enjoy building something flat-pack, it's quite sad), so I think it frustrates him even more when I tell him to get out of the way and I do it properly.0 -
We have regular arguments over who is better:
Iron Man vs Captain American
Iron Man vs Batman
My partner really likes Iron Man :laugh:
LOL AWESOME FIGHT TO HAVE!!! Wonder Woman is best in my book.. I dig Iron Man too
We have it any time we watch any movie with any of those characters in or if I'm reading a comic with those characters, and we have the same fight every time!
my boyfriend doesn't read comics like I do so I am in awe of a fight over such things :flowerforyou:0 -
We have regular arguments over who is better:
Iron Man vs Captain American
Iron Man vs Batman
My partner really likes Iron Man :laugh:
LOL AWESOME FIGHT TO HAVE!!! Wonder Woman is best in my book.. I dig Iron Man too
We have it any time we watch any movie with any of those characters in or if I'm reading a comic with those characters, and we have the same fight every time!
my boyfriend doesn't read comics like I do so I am in awe of a fight over such things :flowerforyou:
See my boyfriend only really read Marvel stuff so when it comes to the Batman fight he hasn't got a leg to stand on because I read both. He takes a lot of his knowledge from cartoons too :laugh:0
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