Cannibalism on MFP

Phoenix1401

How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.

dani_bee

Gross

Krizzle4Rizzle

Maybe just log it as chicken?

billsica

There used to be one for human flesh - hannibal lecter but I don't see it listed anymore.

I wrote a topic about this (not lecter), but it was removed for religious reasons.

taxidermist15

human flesh is closest to pork.

so log it as pork.

*shifty eyes*

ninerbuff

Cannibals aren't fat.

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_binary_jester_

Caloric count tests have been inconclusive do to lack of volunteer test subjects.

Diary_Queen

Not enough ketchup in the world.. though i have discussed with my children that if we get in a horrible plane accident and we're stranded on a mountain and mommy 'goes to live with Jesus' that they can make a fire and roast me. They are somehow not freaked out by that and actually said 'thanks'. My kids are weird but they understand stuff in a way that i never did as a child.

Yanicka1

Cannibals aren't fat.

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No they eat skinny people

ElizabethRoad

Because human meat is a "free" food. Think about it... have you ever heard of anyone getting fat from eating too much human flesh?

Sidesteal

Cannibals aren't fat.

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That's because there aren't many carbs in human flesh. Paleo cannibals however, can only eat grass-fed humans.

L00py_T0ucan

:laugh: You may want to refer to Soylent Green thread:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/592449-not-in-food-list

CMmrsfloyd

Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.

Cliffslosinit

If we're stranded and you die.....
All I can say is when I'm finally rescued that Pe#is will still be laying on the ground. :noway:

Contrarian

Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business!

billsica

Oh, i found it. I can't post it for fear that this thread would be deleted because of it.
But, yes there is one entry.

rml_16

Maybe just log it as chicken?

It's actually much closer to pork.

hedgiie

is there human blood, maybe that canibal need to drink it?

GasMasterFlash

Cannibals aren't fat.

No they eat skinny people

The problem is that they scare the **** out their prey before eating them, and in the process, losing out on some bonus calories.

bzmom

I thinks because it depends what "part" of the human we are eating.........:devil:

cessnaholly

crying b/c i'm laughing so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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mississippi_queen

How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.

lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You're a weirdo.... It's ok. I like it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jinlopez

Cannibals aren't fat.

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That's because there aren't many carbs in human flesh. Paleo cannibals however, can only eat grass-fed humans.

HILARIOUS! Just about made me spit out my coffee mid-sip!

Contrarian

Maybe just log it as chicken?

It's actually much closer to pork.

Good old longpig.

Sumo813

Maybe just log it as chicken?

"Chicken tastes like everything!" - Mouse in the Matrix

polarsjewel

*cannibals aren't fat" maybe "you are what you eat" comes into play here.

Sumo813

I thinks because it depends what "part" of the human we are eating.........:devil:

If it tastes like dessert, it's gotta be high in calories! lol

Flab2fitfi

But the important qusetion for me is would be they be gluten frree?

Karalopolous

what about Soylent Green?

doorki

it is tough to get the nutritional values down due to the variance of marbling of the meat from food source to food source. Since there is notcurrent government guidelines on proper foodstuff rearing, you will be unable to have a consistent measurement..

VoodooLuLu

blank stare........